The Truth THREAD

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:49 pm

PATS wrote:

biff wrote:

Thankyou Pats, now could you please tell your *head muppet * ( his words ) Laughing

that im me................thankyou xxx

but who is biff????????

EXACTLY

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:51 pm

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:00 pm

http://www.msnchristmascountdown.co.uk/index.htm

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:45 am

The truth thread...... Think

Ok ok.... I will be honest.. Anxious

Im not really a car.. Embarassed

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:29 pm

fastcars wrote:

The truth thread...... Think

Ok ok.... I will be honest.. Anxious

Are you a slow truck then ---------->

Im not really a car.. Embarassed

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:30 pm

ugo wrote:

fastcars wrote:

The truth thread...... Think

Ok ok.... I will be honest.. Anxious

Are you a slow truck then ---------->

Im not really a car.. Embarassed

UGO !!

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:15 pm

chitty chitty bang bang Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:14 pm

why is it you can sit there on a saturday morning , watch the whole programme "Saturday morning Kitchen " then go on the website , print off the instructions & what you need , follow it to the letter & it all goes ti*s up at the end grrrrrrrrrrrrr Evil or Very Mad

Beef rendang

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:44 pm

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:41 am

okay i have a confession - I hope you are all sitting comfortably as this is going to shock you Shocked

im not a cat Embarassed

im not a man Rolling Eyes

and im not blue Shocked