@AbitofMary_J wrote:

hate bein a smug git, but Ive got all me xmas shoppin done n dusted, online..!! all wrap’d and in the loft, canny b ar5e’d otherwise..! just the xmas dinner to get, and new Jammies fir me, plus got all the birthday gift fae now til xmas in n wrap’d… it twas me nephews 16th bday 2day, got me thinkin back as when he…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

aww brilliant Mary, have a super afternoon x

oh im sure we will, Pluty off plane spotting lmfao he’s such a geek wait til he comes lol mind u I think Alfie would be well impressed…!! so he’ll need to take pics lol… im just goin to make a quiche and sum other nibbles, and pots of coffee…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I didn’t but I’ll be sure to MJ, I lurveeeee Stevie Wonder xx

finally..!! 20 odd views and comment i thought i was sent to conventray lol

Excuse me but if you ever did get sent to Coventry (a wonderful city) you would love it.
It beats Glasgow any day of the…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I didn’t but I’ll be sure to MJ, I lurveeeee Stevie Wonder xx

finally..!! 20 odd views and comment i thought i was sent to conventray lol

Excuse me but if you ever did get sent to Coventry (a wonderful city) you would love it.
It beats Glasgow any day of the week.
:evil:

Ive…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I didn’t but I’ll be sure to MJ, I lurveeeee Stevie Wonder xx

finally..!! 20 odd views and comment i thought i was sent to conventray lol

Excuse me but if you ever did get sent to Coventry (a wonderful city) you would love it.
It beats Glasgow any day of the week.
:evil:

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@*Sian wrote:

I didn’t but I’ll be sure to MJ, I lurveeeee Stevie Wonder xx

finally..!! 20 odd views and comment i thought i was sent to conventray lol

Excuse me but if you ever did get sent to Coventry (a wonderful city) you would love it.
It beats Glasgow any day of the week.
:evil:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Pat you are talking about people who go out on the weekend and drop copious amounts of drugs then probably don’t even have a tickle in the week, these people could become addicts but nobody would be able to tell which ones would and wouldn’t.

I smoke and drink, I am still an addict in some way, my…

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did any watch it tonight the Legend Stevie Wonder interview then did afew numbers… im was amaZed fab interview, and he hasnae lost the singing either… even my lass sat in aura of him, and wanted me to dig out my albums, said ill do it 2moz, didnae also realise he was touring here..!!! sold oot already….

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Yep, I’ve seen this one; brimming with atmosphere, simmering with suspense, and more twists and turns than a chinese acrobat with st. vitus dance. Scary Movies!!!

lol ur words r articulite as par usual Esme, well I wiz enjoyin the film rite up to them being towed for help and my tv blow-up, bleedin…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Yep, I’ve seen this one; brimming with atmosphere, simmering with suspense, and more twists and turns than a chinese acrobat with st. vitus dance. Scary Movies!!!

lol ur words r articulite as par usual Esme, well I wiz enjoyin the film rite up to them being towed for help and my tv blow-up, bleedin new tv but…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

It seems hundreds of madonna fans were unhappy with the sound quality at her recent Wembley Stadium gig.

I had the same problem last Saturday night at the pub during the karaoke.
I’ve told the guy in charge to get a new microphone or I won’t be singing in future.

He’s a tightwad with a big…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

It seems hundreds of madonna fans were unhappy with the sound quality at her recent Wembley Stadium gig.

I had the same problem last Saturday night at the pub during the karaoke.
I’ve told the guy in charge to get a new microphone or I won’t be singing in future.

He’s a tightwad with a big fat beerbelly just…

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the what they did next of big bro on ch4 just now.. if ya intrested… lol

cheers hun, didnt know!

will watch that then and record al murray

rite id admit it IM EFFIN GRUMPY AS… 7am this mornin the phone wiZ ringin, i answered first…. ‘ hello its marilynn may I spk to the home owner…. i replied ur speakin… now eff off, its 7am if u phone again ill hunt u doon and wack ya with my stick..!!

imagine ringin at that time..!!! i just got to effin sleep at…

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happy birthday Sian xxx 21 again..??? just think u aint as ole as sunny n PATS eh lol

No ones as old as Sunny and Pats :roll:

(whoops, I forgot, Im older)

Have a great day Sian

Love Diane xxx

@*Sian wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

perhaps its a bit of seasonal affective disorder, a lack of sunshine/vit D?

That explains alot about the scots then… :lol: JOKE!

no im just a effin grump lol…. hopefully the 26th will bring…

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@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

perhaps its a bit of seasonal affective disorder, a lack of sunshine/vit D?

That explains alot about the scots then… :lol: JOKE!

no im just a effin grump lol…. hopefully the 26th will bring light to me face…

you buying a torch ? :lol:

lol no my app…

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@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

perhaps its a bit of seasonal affective disorder, a lack of sunshine/vit D?

That explains alot about the scots then… :lol: JOKE!

no im just a effin grump lol…. hopefully the 26th will bring light to me face…

you buying a torch ? :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

would it be sheer hysteria to worry about september 09 2009?

a lot of the theories about 9/11 are the fact it matches nicely with the emergency services number of 911.

Ours being 999… 09/09/09 …. :shock:

Not that Im going to panic about it, but it kinda makes me gasp a little bit.

I may just arrange…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

as u said there’s a forum for this n that…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

very gentlemanly of you, but you posted first :lol:

ojj i did a thread on the serious thread, as sir actor got his knickers in a twist at me posting a effin joke in gossip… so ive put my memories there, and also aboot the doc shaZZa

Mary,
apologies. I should have looked at the serious forum first.

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i pretty much achieved and been lucky to have various oppertunities in my life, and followed my dreams… still to do its to travel the whole of Australia with my family, and also mirgrate there…. ohhh and to be able to walk unaided also…!!! i’ll never take wee things for granted again either, and appreciate…

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ohhh did u all see this…?? makes u wonder whats lurking eh lol a camel spider brought hame by a soldier..!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080828/tuk-giant-spider-bit-pet-dog-to-death-45dbed5.html

That’s put me off my Latte. :shock:

ffs, its the nambey pambey goverment whom have got this situtation worst, don’t ssmack ur kids etc, no respect for elders, crime does pay u have a fab time @ HRH service, playstations, pool tables even human rights..!!! and ffs put the money for metal dectors into schools..!!! ffs…!!!

bring back proper punishments, bring…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

well u know why i pciked my name and love how many songs i got.. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhreCLlcq3Q

here pete i like this logo… can u do it with me and my hair in curlers lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ADAr9-Aqs&feature=related

ohh look another…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

well we had a birthday party fir me lass, at the hoose, make-up bars, nail bars, tattoo bars and karaoke last kid left at 9pm..!! but the adult kiddies stayed till 3am..!!! then sunday as her 10th birthday every1 came back fir a hangover cure..!! the adults no the kiddies btw.. so oor weekend wiZ full on……

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bull, ull know this artist dawn penn…??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy2Gctc11FE&feature=related

original version of a very cool classic mary
x

PROPA !!!

LMFAO THE MIMING LMFAO thinks it repeated on e4 lol

Just watched the repeat tonight. The miming bit creased me up :D

i dinny use the chatrooms no more didnae realise it was all changed also lol.. but was AbitofMary_J, names b4 1st wiZ BJfem as my intitals but folks thought it wiZ blowjob lol so changed the G.spot* a breathe o fresh air but folks thought it twas a norty name when I was GA so changed it to MINX then to this…

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@*Sian wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: I think I might nip to the shop and give the hair of the dog ago, it’ll either make me sick or better… fook it :?

lol 4got u had a big nite last nite eh..?? how did it go..?? u ill as lol well im havin a nice shiraZ South African 1 at that…. very tasty…

I am not…

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@*Sian wrote:

:lol: I think I might nip to the shop and give the hair of the dog ago, it’ll either make me sick or better… fook it :?

lol 4got u had a big nite last nite eh..?? how did it go..?? u ill as lol well im havin a nice shiraZ South African 1 at that…. very tasty…

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@sunny wrote:

Matty go eat ya ar se with a spoon :twisted: want ya my ar se

would rather pull me toe nails off with tweezers :twisted:

i didnt say u want me sunny….i said u love me….and u know its true :wink:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Yoooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo c*nty, 9 weeks yday til Im over your way (not that Im…

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Matty go eat ya ar se with a spoon :twisted: want ya my ar se

would rather pull me toe nails off with tweezers :twisted:

i didnt say u want me sunny….i said u love me….and u know its true :wink:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Yoooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo c*nty, 9 weeks yday til Im over your way (not that Im counting lol).

How’s things…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Your fake tan looks bit dodgy there Mary lol, jk.

:lol:

…and dont be fooled lucky, its just one of those stick on scabs kids buy from joke shops :wink: :lol:

lol tsk lady wit do i have to do to prove its real… honest honest tiZ is lol honest plz believe me…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

haha they deleted it, funny sh*t….get a life you silly f*cks :D

Siiiaaannnnnn…..how are you love?? I miss your smelly hole :wink:

Scary M u gonna come visit me when u come over?? Best do…..and Sunny, kiss my ass….u know u love me 8)

ur over the Eastern states Martttyyy….…

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@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Pete wrote:

what strange last words.. wtf ya doin looking at msg boards on ya last breath ? :shock:

aweeeeeeeeeee petey is that u in the pic..?? i wid o thought it wid be a more brown coloured pic fir ur age lol (JOKE)

it is Mary and this is me also

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

was that the post headed “sian is a skank ho” or somthing similar? it disappeared just as i was about to read it :twisted:

yeah it wiZnae malice sian knows kanga…

Oooo the lil blighter! Wait until I get old of his glitter t shirt, I am going to rip it! :lol:

lol… poor chicken, now why buy welsh lambs the blacked scottish lambs nice n tasty ..
well I have started makin me own breid again, only problem is when its ready 2 seconds l8ter the kids have eaten it all while warm…!! i even put it up high i though but the 2 of them where doin a balancin act to get to it lol

now carrots…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Isnt 78 the average age group of people in madness though MaryJ ;) lol

lol…. no that ive noticed lol well i do look young compared to afew lol

thats got me even more excited now lucky :) and you neednt think your getting away with not being in the crowd as my only FAN ! I might even get a…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@PATS wrote:

ohhhh 2 fa the price of one……..moist now………….. :P :P :P :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xN5BzKYye4

nowt to do way loose women may i add but enjoy’d watchin that clip PATS..

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Pete wrote:

he shags pasties ffs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxCts2srRE

oi whats that…

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@Pete wrote:

he shags pasties ffs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxCts2srRE

oi whats that got to do way loose women PETE… stick to the thread lol plz

@PATS wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK2BHMB1nX4

anuvver hunk. :P

twas Pats fault Mary

has me fellow buddie flew the coup then…?? dinny blame him..

Can you believe that he thought we were all on extended day release from a lunatic asylum, Mary? Incredible, huh?

flights with KLM fae Glesga end aug £145… thats return… fae £730. fir a triple room way ensuite…

Are you going for a month :shock: :shock: :shock:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

for ladies was away fir afew days there with me mammy n kids, ill look into prices and let u both know… OMG Rubster u got a gammy leg lmfao.. well take it we willnae b goin dancin lol.. i do a mean chair shuffle btw lol…

ere Fasty hope u weren’t par-takin in smokin..!!

away with ye woman. doesnt stop me…

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lol… u sure it wiZnae the vino

Now that you mention it, that’s a possibility. In any event, last night when I sat on my front stoop, I wore a hat and drank a Vodka & Lemonade. No bats! :roll:

**Note to Self: Buy better wine** :roll:

@cath 55 wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i finally managed to upload me pics and had 2 vids of meself in amsterdam, OMG if i had the baws id post them me eyes were like dugs baws in the snaw lol and haZed oot me heid lol.. who’s been to the Dam..?? or who would like to go..?? think ive managed to…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i finally managed to upload me pics and had 2 vids of meself in amsterdam, OMG if i had the baws id post them me eyes were like dugs baws in the snaw lol and haZed oot me heid lol.. who’s been to the Dam..?? or who would like to go..?? think ive managed to talk Rubster to come…

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@Pete wrote:

In your loft maybe they wont hurt you Did you know if all the bats in the world died then insects would rule the earth :shock:

u got me itchin ere lol

But would they make good a job of it?
And would they keep deleting my fookin threads?