Seasons greetings to one and all and special hugs to those that matter.

:D/

I hope O’malley can see how much Amelia wants him :lol:

Oh Frank….did you have to point it out to “everyone”?

Now I’ll have to snog him…..that’s the rules? Yes?

What do you mean I can’t make up the rules?

I can.

Yes I can.

Oh shush.

I ruddy well can.

The song is different, much like me – but I can’t say it’s my cup of tea (oh look almost a poem)

:wink:

A poor workman always blames his tools.

Found me a nest Scep!!

Bring tea.

My poetry attempts, feeble as they may be, were sent with thought, consideration, compassion and sympathy……..I also hoped they might rank me up there in Mally’s top 32045 women of all time.

A girl can dream…..

Sigh. :roll:

:D

:wink:

I’ve gone off you. :(

And a sea view?

And swivel seats…….and a pen…..cos I like to doodle.

?

??

Thank you for providing the boards with a “dispute resolution” thread. May I congratulate you on astute realisation that this facility was lacking.

If I may, I feel you may have missed a few categories. I’ve taken the liberty to outline these below.

Men who think they’re women but are in fact 12 and not really men at…[Read more]

or is that Scotblok?

I’m easily confused. :roll:

Chatted to him on and off for years on this and another site, one of lifes nice blokes.

Thoughts are with his friends and family.

It’s…[Read more]

I do wonder how many businesses will go under from this, the knock on effect is huge.

Obviously all the schools differ but I’m very pleased that some can get them to GCSE standard in some subject so quickly. It does give them the time to gain more experience on the subjects they’ve picked for their options and in a lot of cases it allows them to start running AS level…[Read more]

It’s errr today :? :lol:

It’s ok – I’m blonde – I’m allowed to get it wrong.

Chin up x

I’m not sure I’d care to join any club that would have me as a member :wink:

Very Groucho Marx of you :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

….. even though in 1605, lighters hadn’t been invented. (Pedantry rules OK !!!)

Nor had modern strikeable matches (1826) either

This is why I have a huge soft spot for you Quiet :lol:

:D

Founded in the aftermath of post Stalinist Essex, JustChat was the brainchild of Sir Albert Frimlingstone. Initally it was just to be a vessel for ferrying notions, across the ether, between him and his first cousin twice removed, Betty. The idea was soon siezed upon by the then Colonel In Chief of the Army, John Jonny Jonstone Jones, as…

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Adult – adj/noun – having attained full size and strength; grown up; mature

Put them both together and we’re looking at a…[Read more]

Stunningly attractive, energetic older male with no concept of sarcasm required for the most amazingly gorgeous 36 year old female in chat. Must have GSOH* and own socks.

*Sam Spade need not apply.

So to set the record straight… It’s not a link to some jumped up little twonk who’s trying to get out of paying council tax….

It’s a whole bunch of them….

Twonks of the world unite and stamp your feet at the unfairness of having to pay to live in a civilised country.

What is the world coming to eh….paying for…[Read more]

welcum gazlan & amelia :D

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Awww thanks Will…but I don’t want to go stealing Gazlans thunder here.

:wink:

I’m sure you’d find that people would gravitate back to a more populated room.

So I’ll put my vote in the “against” box if I may, I will not spend money to register a name,…[Read more]

I’ve not clicked the link…mainly as it involves effort and I really don’t “do” effort.

I’m assuming (yes I know one should never assume) that it’s some sort of “anti council tax” blurb about how we’re all being ripped off, written by…[Read more]

and very nearly, almost old enough to be my Dad :lol:

Oliver……as you can see, he’s a tart!

Harvey…

Charlie Parrot…

PS Amelia I have a very good spellbook and a hefty cauldon if you ever need them :wink:

I have references too 8)

Homemade references scribbled on the back of an envelope in purple crayon? I’ve got some of them too!

Oh and….your spellbook….any spells in there to improve the spelling and grammar in F3? I’d be your bestest…[Read more]

Tomorrow morning 11am sharp sees the arrival of “parents” – by 11.10am the female parent will be doing something “useful” clearing out the cutlery draw is her fav (I must be such a disappointment)..the male parent will be armed with a screwdriver and will offer to fix…[Read more]

But then he went all shy and asked me to take it off again.

:D