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How exciting – not.

oh purlease laneywhen did you turn into goody goody two shoes?

gona start calling you mz sanctmonity,from now on,the cruel,harsh facts are Michele got roasted for being a dick,but the most important thing is she never got turned over as I adviced her on page 1

she still has her purse.

came to care about her..pish she knew her for about 2 dayswhat are you waffling on about jen? somebody she loved this isn’t a 15 year marriage that has gone down the pan,she had chatted to her for about a week,nobodys died.oh btw jen newby on the grass button first day.youre going to go down a storm arntcha

disappointments in love…ha…[Read more]

you can call me a numpty and report me all you want,but thefact  still remains even after im long gone theres always going to be another gullible naïve  Michele hitchin up to jc

and the sharks prowling about,hey up lads look at this muppet,apparently she falls in love at the drop of a hat,feed her any auld shites.

shark 1.oh let me ave a go at…[Read more]

yep im with you ridey..but come on,this thread as surely got to go down as one of the shittest ever

ive seen threads,im not allowed to mention names for legal reasons,but wsnt it paige who put on im dead ,but they

always say im not dead it was just my sister messing about,whilst I was off for a piss,and they used my lap top

like some cruela de…[Read more]

its just oh I dunno tbhso weve got the sounds of distant ringing wedding bells,the mothers communicating through fb aka the devils spawn

women on here buying new hats the smell of confetti in the air,and to paraphrase a beautiful south song lyric wedding bells turn to dust,it defies logic to me?.how the fuck anybody could be that stupid,after…[Read more]

that’s you told shr lol

i had a bit of a snortle as well arc,sorry laine x

have you been to the dentists  skep?,its just that your spelling still seems under the  influence of gas,like one of those ppl you meet in the street

me “hiya ltns”

them “jusht bin to denshits”

me,”sorry you’ve been doing what”?

“der denshists

me “oh right,the dentists,ah anyway gota go,ive no time to be standing around talking about ppls t…[Read more]

sorry but is this thread some kind of a joke? tell me if it isn’t because I don’t want to be laughing when nobody else is,and have everybody on my back

seriously the thread starts off all gushy gushy,ive finally met the love of my life etc,then 2 pages later shes a serial killer and an international con artist,who just happened to target…[Read more]

Knob

And there was me thinking mine was an attempt at humour with reference to another thread, the other option struck me as a bit of a well thought out fantasy, takes all sorts I suppose …… ah well onward and upward.

Oh ermmm, yeah ok 

To sort this out once and for all I think you two need to have a glitterize off.

The winner is the first one to cover 50 percent of your opponents face in glitter  and just in case either of you get too excited there is no attempted blocking of the airways and no eye prodding allowed. En garde 

There’s a hell of a lot more toffs than the few you name, add them to the middle/upper class spoilt brats and there’s a lot of influential dummy spitters.

Oh brilliant, so now it could cost at least another hundred and forty two million pounds to hold another referendum that after all the scaremongering will probably lead to us staying in the EU. The foookin toffs are determined to get their way one way or another.

My dog when he decided to chomp on a burnt out rocket that had landed in the garden, judging by his reaction it can’t have tasted too good.

That’s it in a nutshell.

That’s it in a nutshell.