[Beatty Blue]

Good morning! even though it’s just me, myself and I here at the moment and the morning is not so good: I failed in Maths…

[Beatty Blue]

So… it’s proven to be true that Brits really do like to talk about the weather :lol:

[Beatty Blue]

I’ve posted this before but here it comes again:

Facts of Life by Lazy Boy

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are…
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2″ long – and 4.2″ circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-cream?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
– the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are…

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The ‘Guiness Book Of Records’ holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is ‘okay’,
the second most well-known word is ‘Coca-Cola’
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
‘Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest’
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
– the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are…

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person’s life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah…)
‘Donald Duck’ was banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah…
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

so help me God

[Beatty Blue]

I just start by asking ‘where do you come from?’
everything else will follow that pretty easily.

[Beatty Blue]

@angel* wrote:

8) cats Betty……but wtf do u feed em on? :shock: :lol:

:lol: cat food, but thank goodness they live with my parents so I don’t have to pay. You know I got my catse when I still lived at home. Now they are keeping company for my parents and brothers when I’m not there. And they are a good reason for me to visit my parents every now and then 8)

[Beatty Blue]

@squeezy wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

Here are my babies:

8) 8) :D

Blimey – I’d get them mixed up!!! :lol: :lol:

You couldn’t mix them up. They have totally different personalities.
Ozzy (our king and the man) is big but shy. He’s scared of neighbour’s kittens :roll: but he’s very cool all the time… and lazy like big tom cats are supposed to be.
Oggy is Ozzy’s mohter and being all lady like. And Ollie is our little miss baby kitten (she’s a bit stupid and I think she can’t see properly):D

[Beatty Blue]

I have finally came to that stage where I admit that I’ve lost my bestfriend to herself. She’s all me,me,me and getting really drunk. And that’s ALL she cares about. I don’t matter anymore to her so why should I care about her… :?

[Beatty Blue]

@pats wrote:

@giggles wrote:

@pats wrote:

men. :D

:shock:

ok ok now the honest answer :lol:

:lol: well if it was only fa 24 hrs………………….

I could give up men. Haven’t had any in a while so it wouldn’t really make a differense… :roll:

[Beatty Blue]

So no one really had a sunny day today :?

[Beatty Blue]

I feel like Austin Powers in that movie ‘Agent who shagged me’:
I’ve lost my mojo!!! man my libido is like the lowest ever…

Have I lost it FOREVER?!?!?! :shock:

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