@pasta wrote:

can you put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it?? :lol: i cant ! :cry:

@Becky wrote:

Never tried but i accept challenges hehehe.

Can you eat a donut without licking your lips???? I can 8)

yes to both

:D :)

i can do both….if i really want to
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@cath 55 wrote:

i miss crazy chick, mrs clean, mr amphibian (norty that he woz wen he flipped) rossylass, lamby, mims, ADEBOJE MWAMBI , hermy, tadpole, becky, and a whole host of others, most i havent mentioned im in touch with anyway one way or another …….

Hello Cath….hows you been doing? I do pop on and have a nose but dont…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

It’s with sadness and regret that I must inform all of you that ForumHostPB had died.

After many years of service to this site, he died at home suddenly with a lover one, (having just signed his property to a loved one and after racked up loads of secured debt on it and buying red sport convertible car).

He w…

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@Becky wrote:

Hi Cath……had an visions of me in your physic way? x

LOL Becks been sick :( couldnt vision me way out of a paper bag this last 5 weeks pml………..but will put some thought to it lol xxxxx

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@Becky wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

*whispers to Becks* I think she means Oss…… he did a little *leaving thread* the other week :wink:

Hahaha i know lol i was ranting at OSS telling me to bog off! He needs a slap he does you wanna give him one? :wink:

Oi ladies, please. I thought you would be glad the Ossmeister is staying :lol:…

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@sharongooner wrote:

*whispers to Becks* I think she means Oss…… he did a little *leaving thread* the other week :wink:

Hahaha i know lol i was ranting at OSS telling me to bog off! He needs a slap he does you wanna give him one? :wink:

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Black men cant swim coz of their huge willies……so i am told, white men cant jump coz the cant be assed! Problem solved :lol:

:lol: Nice one!

@Oss wrote:

that will never happen because Superman will save us from the meteor :lol:

Superman?? He is cool but not as cool as spiderman!!

OK maybe he is cooler :-k I shall have to ponder a while!

Spiderman coudn’t stop a meteor so Superman is the bestest so nerner 8)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes … and thank you Mrs Dale for a truly fascinating insght into your breeding habits.

Now about those US Marines…..!!!

PB its DOAs thread……..he talks rubbish and no one even looks in here i bet :lol:

I always look in here when on my rounds :D :lol:

Couldnt give a toss either way!! :lol:

what “you sayin ” The B anker is a W anker & you dont give a toss !!!

@ugo wrote:

ffs Becky stop it will ya`s ive got a stitch :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHAHAHA you dont miss a single post do you???? :lol:

nope :D

where you been your Beckyness lately

@sunny wrote:

Is it true the saying men who like to fish have lil willys ??? :shock:

Ver true and UGO is living proof! :lol:

why do you have to spoil every thread Becky why cant you keep your little rants & whinges to STD eh….!!!

@Becky wrote:

See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:

The issue here Becky, is that if a woman…

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@Becky wrote:

sympathy stunt :roll:

Rhyming slang?

Could very well be :wink:

And Thomas thats Geoff not Jeoff to you boy! :lol:

@Becky wrote:

See women can make themselves up with make up, men cant. Feel sorry for us women, they can go to bed with an ugly f.ucker and wake up with him!!! Never gets better!!!! :lol: So before you slate “goggle” eyes its a good job women arent judgemental isnt it LADS? :lol:

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@Fizz wrote:

Right back at a Fuzz! I mean Fizz!

Awww beaky you care

@ugo wrote:

focroflmfao really I am Becky :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Really you are a gimp :lol:

Dont say that, he probably has the mask to go with it….

@ugo wrote:

well Miss W this post is proving to a right good result isnt it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mrs. Watson to you!

Miss Watson it is then , see you later Miss . :wink:

@Becky wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Bunny wrote:

Over joyed and tickerty boo !! :lol: :lol:

who`ve you bonked now then Bunny :lol:

PERV! :lol:

Slapper :lol:

Well my hubby wishes i was more slapperish but being perfect i find it hard! :P

@ugo wrote:

@Becky wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Off work again UGO? :roll:

im at work you numpty again !!!

What do you do? Shirk?

shirk ……. :? take the bottle out ya mouth Miss B W will ya wts `s shirk mean ….?

same as this

LMFAO!!!!! Go google it mini nob!

@Becky wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

It may shock you people nut I no longer posses a webcam , I gave it away :o

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bit like boltin the stable door after the horse has bolted that..innit dave???????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dave………he wont like that PATS he had a hissy fit today about…

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@Becky wrote:

@ugo wrote:

can I be crowned KING for my Title …..

:roll: :roll: :roll:

just a thought :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:

NO :x

awwwwwwwww Miss W your so harsh :cry: :cry: :cry:

FFS its MRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ugo wrote:

can I be crowned KING for my Title …..

:roll: :roll: :roll:

just a thought :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:

NO :x

awwwwwwwww Miss W your so harsh :cry: :cry: :cry:

You know my poor lilmind has been warped!

I really wanna know how come he filmed it?!?! It wasnt by accident coz he waves at the cam then turns it off?

It was made for one of his online cyber shags. U know… the kinda thing he acuses everyone else of doing… :wink:

@Becky wrote:

I think you are jealous of PATS! ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you really wanna pack Fastys fudge! :lol:

=D> =D> =D>

Oooooooooh i hit the nail on the head i shall now take a bow!!

*****BOWS***** a thank you a thank you :wink:

Dear me Fasty!!!! 1 at a time greedy boy :lol:

Are you Pats as well…. :?: :P :lol:

I think the title i wanna give UGO isnt legal!!!!! :lol:

you`d no all about whats legal & what isnt with your choice of profession wont ya :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

Waiting on good old Royal Mail to bring me what im waiting for still …… :x

Giro? :lol:

He was probably waiting for his court summoms Becky. :lol:

@Fizz wrote:

And it goes Down every night “unlike some Men” :roll: — :lol:

Fizz

You mean MOST men :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He aint going nowhere. :lol:

No he isnt, I,ve just seen him in 40s. Right happy little bunny he was too. :lol: :lol: :lol:

And who said romance was DEAD?!?!?!?! :lol:

I believe it was me who said that Becky :wink:

For Valentines day I’ve bought myself a couple of new CD’s. Somebody has to treat me right so I buy what I want. I may or may not get a card from the husband, seeing as he forgot Valentine’s day and Mother’s day last year. So for…[Read more]

@Becky wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Well it’s pretty early here, so nothing has pissed me off today (yet). But, last night when I was trying to have a serious discussion with my husband, he fell asleep while I was talking! WTF is up with that? Well, since he was so happy and blissfully asleep on the couch, I thought it was…

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Try my bedroom aw

Its full of toys for big girls like you

Sorry can you say that in English :lol:

why would he have a load of Girly toys in his bedroom ???? Is there something you want to share DOA with us ……. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

mmmm…..

Ok AW, Rome, shopping, dinner and a $500 per night hotel suite?

I think shes classier than that!

I believe that he’s thinking of the prostitute that he tried to pay to take his virginity.

It’s ok Doa – One day you’ll meet that special someone who will take top dollar to de-flower you. :wink:

SOD the poll just pm me the link ANYONE!!!! :lol:

and me

There you are Cath!!!!! Howz ya doing! xx

I’m doin ok becks hows you an yours? xx

@Becky wrote:

I dont think for a second its racism. Jade herself is mixed race. I think some people missed Jermaine Jackson call Jackiey “white trash” did anyone kick up a fuss over that?!?!?!?!

VERY GOOD POINT BECKY , I take back all bad things I think about you :wink: =D>

SO you should you were very wrong! 8)

I dont think for a second its racism. Jade herself is mixed race. I think some people missed Jermaine Jackson call Jackiey “white trash” did anyone kick up a fuss over that?!?!?!?!

VERY GOOD POINT BECKY , I take back all bad things I think about you :wink: =D>

@Geoff wrote:

Becks, ugo is so well known for talking out of his arse… not your fault you were taken in. He tends to do this kind of shit to try to cover his racism.

See i wasnt aware of it. Without being mean i tend to normally stay away from ugos posts coz its always 3 way Fastcars, PATS and UGO rowing over something :roll:…

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I am scared to do it incase something scares me. Why all the shocked faces :shock:

just have a look Becky ffs Oss loves it he cant get enuff of it :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:…[Read more]

:lol: I was just curious and thought you were the perv not me HAHAHAHHA

Yeah yeah, i have heard it all before. :lol:

Sixth Sense! I hope hahaha

Yep becky… good movie :D

Crunch Nut Cornflakes. I had the same problem and my hubbyy knew the answer :D 8)

The chocolate bar Crunchie kept coming to mind when the advert came on, so i did assume it could have been CRUNCHY NUT because I was so sure it was a cereal advert, and not a chocolate one! Thanks Becks! and Pats lol..

1 Pete Doherty?

becks lol is it buggin u too now lmao xxx hugsters to you and urs hunnie xxx

Who wants to see a middle age drunk wet himself?????

i do id find it funny

@Becky wrote:

Well im back and havent i missed a lot?!?! Me being 1 thing! :roll:

welcome back becky chubster hugs xxx

And thanx Cath chubster hugs right back at ya xxxxx

@Becky wrote:

Well im back and havent i missed a lot?!?! Me being 1 thing! :roll:

‘WELL’

It’s a hole in the ground with water in it.

Also mean WELL aint we just the sarcastic type. So many WELLS! :roll:

Well im back and havent i missed a lot?!?! Me being 1 thing! :roll:

welcome back becky chubster hugs xxx

ewwwwwww pmslllll@becky

Well who wants a sloppy snog off someone with dog breath :?

@Becky wrote:

I was gonna say that! :cry:

Wanna borrow pats zimmer

I have a few spare rockets i no where i could shove them lol :wink: :wink: :twisted:

HAHA i beat you the past few days so i say alternate the ZIMMER :lol: