some of that was double-dutch to me Sweet but I’d ;ove to chat with ya XXX

Then sign in online and you might be lucky :!: :shock: :P :wink:

Dannii has been tampered with though…..

By many many people I suspect – but she is still quite good looking

@Brett wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Hmmmmm. :roll:

mmmm what??

@Brett wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

I didnt say mmmmmm, I said hmmmmmm. :lol: Dont misquote me.

ooops sorry mate :D

This is still cracking me up :lol:

:D whys that??

@Bad Manners wrote:

I didnt say mmmmmm, I said hmmmmmm. :lol: Dont misquote me.

:lol:

Did you have to use a name so similar to mine 8-[

well, its my name mate :)

No I will kiss it better for you. It’s as good as any place to start :wink: xxx

:lol: :lol: :wink:

Hello b/b I thought you were away :twisted:

:wink: :lol: :lol:

I see 15 people lurking :roll:

They are all probably cheaters planning their next cheating tactics

i’m not lurkin today bertyboy :wink: xoxoxo

@Bert wrote:

Well if Tom Jones is one we have all got a chance isit :wink:

Or was he talking about someone else :?

I think he was talking about Beeker :shock: Beeker thinks he was anyway :wink: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hands off Griff :twisted:

about 16, neigh 17 if I am not mistaken :D

Blimey Bert,

Hog all the girls why don’t ya ? :twisted:

Jooly….Griff’s here :lol:

Evening m8 :wink:

Ooh……….careful……….your going to run out of green there Bert..lol

@blonde/blue wrote:

@Bert wrote:

Hello b/b xxx

Dee wants me :lol: :oops:

Who`s in demand then huh? =P~ :wink: :lol:

You mean Deemand =P~

Tis ok girls, I’m only interested in his drinking arm :lol:

Nah, too old to queue overnight to get the tickets Bert :lol:

@blonde/blue wrote:

Will do oh wise one. :wink: :lol:

Dont say youve lost all my nakin pics :wink: :lol:

Ohhhh no lol I`ve saved all pics and info :wink: :D

@Bert wrote:

Ghost

You been seeing things again Bert? :? :wink: :lol:

@Bert wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Well dont say i didnt warn you. I know what happened the last time i gave you a flash of my midriff.

Two buckets of cold water and an extra strong mint. :lol:

I have an idea and I think it will work……

Tell your dad to close his eyes and I will do the same. :wink:

:-k :-k

Something…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Well dont say i didnt warn you. I know what happened the last time i gave you a flash of my midriff.

Two buckets of cold water and an extra strong mint. :lol:

I have an idea and I think it will work……

Tell your dad to close his eyes and I will do the same. :wink:

:-k :-k

Something tells me the truth is…[Read more]

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

You must be joking, id give my father a heart attack…let alone you as well. :lol:

Oss can I borrow your sad face mate :cry:

I see – call me green colour givien to me by Jooly a girly colour – now ya wanna borrow me sad face

Typical m8 only ya friend when they want summit :lol: :lol:

but don’t tell Oss hehe

Dont tell Oss what? O:)

@dee wrote:

@Soulie wrote:

a bloke called david robinson… he works for strike top turf…. hes the manager director… he is a total tw at and a half… and i’m gonna sh it all on his pallets of turf next time i see them :D

Tough day at the turf Soulie :lol: :shock:

You have soiled this thread with your comments :lol:

pml Bert…[Read more]

@Bert wrote:

bit?

threp’ny bits?

You`re rude you are!! :shock: :shock: :lol:

@dee wrote:

@Catz wrote:

a few bits and bobs :? :roll:

What did Bob do???? :shock: :shock:

bit?

10 bob bit?

Bit of bob?

Bobs’ threp’ny bits?

I am assuming you were reformatting as an NFTS file system as you had done it before :roll:

That is irrelevant – if the hard drive is damaged, you format however you want and it still would not work.

Although it sounds like the drive is quite definately dead, the only other thing that springs to mind is that an incorrect addressing…[Read more]

12 Drummers drumming
11 processes processing
10 don’t give a fook fookers fooking :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Go to bed Bart!!! :twisted:

12 Drummers drumming
11 processes processing
10 don’t give a fook fookers fooking :lol:

Bert behave, I shall be kicking your @rse for you soon. :twisted: :wink: :D

@blonde/blue wrote:

@Bert wrote:

:roll: You talking to yourself b/b I can’t see a post from Kenty anywhere :? :lol:

At this rate I`m gonna have to quote everybody`s posts eh? :roll: :roll: :lol:

Quite possibly. It seems to be the in thing, to post and remove. Or possibly you did imagine you saw her there. Was she in the bath?…

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@geordiebird wrote:

gary puckett- young girl :oops:

Those were the days……..Mary Hopkins :wink:

i have no idea about those days :lol: :lol:
just used to get it sung to me when i was 18 and going out with my daughters dad who was 32 :roll:

lonestar…amazed

Steady on girls i am getting a bit overwhelmed here :D

Yes Rainnyroos i am your grandma (at least i am wearing her clothes :wink: ) Are you coming to see me little red riding hood =P~

But grandma….what big eyes you have… :shock:

Hi KL xxx I am not moaning :D

ooo ahhh ooo ahhh well maybe just a little bit :wink:

now thats what i like to hear Bert :wink:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Calm down berty dear…its only JC :lol:

Not me dear those two daft bug gers on t’other thread #-o

I know…but im sure it would fall on deaf ears..im staying out of it my sweetness. Shocking Berty, a light hearted thread and look how it turns out. Although look how the JC village got shot down in flames as…[Read more]

@superanubistype wrote:

You need goldwave and lame mp3 encoder to do this.

Google goldwave and lame mp3 encoder, Wave will split the file, lame will encode the split file to mp3.

I hope you are not trying to fill Ow£ns slot :shock:

It would be nicer for ppl to appreciate the help that anubis is giving don`t you think, my little…[Read more]

I am not here :-$

your not? :?

@superanubistype wrote:

You need goldwave and lame mp3 encoder to do this.

Google goldwave and lame mp3 encoder, Wave will split the file, lame will encode the split file to mp3.

I hope you are not trying to fill Ow£ns slot :shock:

Get a life dick head.

GB

Robbie and Angels is one of five songs to vote for on top song from the last 25 years at brits as voted for by Radio2 listeners :D

If you want to vote click here

i tried to vote for.. thats entertainment by the jam, but could’nt work out how to do it

Sorry

Ho Me Jooly xxx

Hi Rainnyroos me lil dumpling :wink: xxx

Ello Me Berty 8)

Good news on the test and hospital results :D

yes

:lol:

@blonde/blue wrote:

Hi yunnie and Bert xxx :D

Sort of rolls off the tongue that don’t it :lol: Well mine it does =P~ :oops:

Hi b/b i thought you had gone to bed. You haven’t been seeing to PeTe have you. Bed pan etc :roll: :lol:

lol no hun, weekend off so no bed pans or bed baths. :lol: :lol:

Big hugs and kisses for the lovely ladies

yunnie xxx

Jo xxx

KL xxx

Jooly xxx

anyone else i have missed xxx

No hand shake 4 the stiffmeister?

@*yunnie* wrote:

@Bert wrote:

@*yunnie* wrote:

hiya b/b xoxox congratulate me im getting married! :lol:

This yunnie :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: but ….i won! :roll:

Are you sure :roll:

Yes bert she won – me and yunnie are getting married – infact we could even have a JC wedding lol

Hi yunnie xxx

Don’t do it please :twisted:

dont do what?

:oops:

It’s the taking part that is important. My role may be to make others look good :wink:

You are far too observant Ms Lambrini :twisted:

And you play that role so well :roll: :wink:

:roll:

Sorry but nice is my middle name :D

I think i have about 3 middle names now :?

Cheer up Mary Poppins

mary poppins??? dare i comment

@Bert wrote:

Been a lot of dribbling going on here, sorry its my age :roll:

aww poor Bert xxx

Lmffaaoooo

here…*passes a bib*

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Bert wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Oh i am, an angel that it O:)

Hows my lil berticles?

I am being looked after by Vixen in your absence so don’t you worry about me lambchop :wink:

my absence? Im hardly ever away :shock: :roll: Tis ok im looking after someone else :lol:

does anyone wanna look after me :?: :(

:roll:

@Bert wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Oh i am, an angel that it O:)

Hows my lil berticles?

I am being looked after by Vixen in your absence so don’t you worry about me lambchop :wink:

my absence? Im hardly ever away :shock: :roll: Tis ok im looking after someone else :lol:

does anyone wanna look after me :?: :(

@blonde/blue wrote:

@Bert wrote:

Bert in :D

Waiting for my stocking filler :wink:

lol and I thought you were mine? :wink: :lol:
Hi Bert xxx :D

Have you cleaned your flu out in anticipation :wink:

Of course, goes without saying it has to be prepared. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hello yunnie and bb Its friday so its a canny day I do believe its christmas eve week now is it not :roll:

Hmmmm :roll: :roll: :twisted: