@forumhostpb wrote:
I was once told of a practical joke that could be played on a spinster.
You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”
But seriously though …………….
*tapes up me letter box* :wink: