Am I the only one to notice that this review by Martin or PB (of their own site) is nearly 3 years old and that no-one has added a comment in all of that time? Seems a bit desperate to drag an old (self-penned) review up as if someone had recently been praising the site.

you come here for ???

There is a town in Austria called F***ing and they get really f***ed off sometimes because people keep stealing the signs, sure it may seem like a lark at the time until you wake up the next day with a massive hangover a F***ing sign sticking out of yer 50 inch TV and covered in the blood of the hooker that’s in various states of…

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=D> =D> =D>

so tell me ugo, do you want sinead o conner’s finger up your brown eye while dipping you stick in gwen stefani or do i have it all totally wrong about what the pictures in your post are saying ?

Good review Constantino xxx

awww, lady, you’re lovely x

=D> =D> =D>

you know where you can stick that finger ugo :lol: doesn’t it smell :lol: sorry :lol:

Bored!!!

awww, you bored, i prefer guinness, a short of port in it is nice too, :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

i,m gonna book my room soon so i suggest anyone else who is going 2 the meet 2 do the same. unless u wanna share a bench wiv a tramp.

I’d rather share with you :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

tough :P :P
i would rather share wiv him :P :P :lol:

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i,m gonna book my room soon so i suggest anyone else who is going 2 the meet 2 do the same. unless u wanna share a bench wiv a tramp.

I’d rather share with you :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’

I…

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A young man walks into A&E at his local hospital. When he is shown into the examination room. He strips off n reveals he has a penis the size of his little finger, seeing it the nurse bursts out laughing. ‘its not funny’ the man says sternly. ‘its been swollen like this for 2 weeks now!’

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@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.

must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P…

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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?”

She says, “What’s that?”

He says, “We go to my house and f**k, and then you disappear.”

:shock:

@Constantino wrote:

I wanted to send you something beautiful, kind, attractive, funny and sexy but the postman told me to take the stamps off my fundamental orifice and get the make fun of out of the postbox.

must of been the second class post, coz ive already heard that one today :P :P :P

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@Constantino wrote:

@metallica wrote:

procrastination (n.) the act of procrastinating : putting off or delaying or defering an action to a later time
procrastination (n.) slowness as a consequence of not getting around to it ( i got that from a dictionary i ate earlier) :P

I know your putting it off summer :lol: :P :lol: :P…

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procrastination (n.) the act of procrastinating : putting off or delaying or defering an action to a later time
procrastination (n.) slowness as a consequence of not getting around to it ( i got that from a dictionary i ate earlier) :P

I know your putting it off summer :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

not putting another joke on here as sum of u fuc kers have no sense of humour :P :P :P

awwwww :shock: :lol: :P :P :P

*adds brohmide to Constantino’s teacup*

o O (seems the only fair thing to do)

spoilsport :(

I’m wondering here what Con has in mind? :shock: …………..trouble is I wont be around to find out.
I gotta leave the ship…………….I got me a job as a conductress on a big red bus full of touretters going across Europe………………..it’s party time !!!!! :D/ :D/ :D/

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would like to take a second to defend some of my statements on here. I often answer in the middle of the night or when i first get up I really am not quite that stupid heehee. and tinks you traitor dont worry BB we can do it without her :D

sunny side up or when the sun goes down :lol: :lol: :lol:

@tinks wrote:

Allie………………..it’s not ms Debbs…………..it’s mr Dibb’s. Do you want to borrow my spare spex???? :roll:

………right!!!………..we gotta follow orders ( cos mr Dibb’s is on our case now, probably waving his sword in frustration)……we need to pick up our deck shoes (eeewww :-… ) that I’ve…

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Sick wife needs a blood transfusion. hubby donates his blood n saves her life. sum time later they split up and hubby demands his blood back! So his wife sent him a used tampon with a note saying…… Here u sick b@stard, il,l pay u monthly!!!

:lol: made me laugh, where should i bite :lol: :P :lol: :P

@Constantino wrote:

awww, not an erotic dream then :lol:

lol con u need 2 get some help m8, :P :P

help for what, you’ve lost me, and am i your mate, :lol: :P :? :roll:

Noooooooooooooooooooo :oops: :P :oops: :P :oops:

go on, go on, go on………………………………………

@ugo wrote:

Waiting on good old Royal Mail to bring me what im waiting for still …… :x

Giro? :lol:

pensioner :?

i been to the rooms and had a laugh now i cant think of anything to complain about but dont worry wont take long for someone to annoy me heehee great thread druid my hats off to you xx

allie walking on it, ouch, :shock:

BB i’m thinking now that biccys might not be enough :shock: ……….i know the cap’n might pinch our supplies
……………….so can you bring a hamper instead?……….after all there may be more to join us. Tesco dot com will deliver and you never know……….we might get a freebie carrot cake :D

………..the wellies…

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payday!!

i didn’t know JustChat paid, lol, :roll: :P :lol:

A: Both are made for children, but used by adults.

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica01 wrote:

it was the happiest day of my life. arrived at the church. husband waiting at the alter, walked up the aisle, kissed him on his cheek, smiled… And closed the fu/cking lid!!!

i don’t get it :?

it was the husbands funeral! duh!! :P :P

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it was the happiest day of my life. arrived at the church. husband waiting at the alter, walked up the aisle, kissed him on his cheek, smiled… And closed the fu/cking lid!!!

i don’t get it :?

@Constantino wrote:

@metallica01 wrote:

@Constantino wrote:

Q: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?
A: Mud flaps!

haha i got sent that 1 earlier from our mutual friend :P :P :P :lol:

i sent it in the first place :lol: :P

i guessed that duh!! :P :P :P

silly me :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :roll: