@Lexia Dis wrote:

@Becky wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than buy that single! That man is just plain creepy.

To me he is more like a washed up old 60’s porn star! :lol:

Yuo watch pawn beckie? I am shockd and deesgustid at yuo :shock: :shock:

Oh yeah like no one on here ever has. I probably watched everyone…

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@Cordy wrote:

Aww Matty … :D

You ventured over to the dark side! Did you bring cookies?

They’re in the cupboard … Chocolate chip?

I would like to give a rose to,
Jojo, she deserves it.
AB,
Pinty :wink:
Me Ikkle Oldie,
And one for me, just ‘cos :D

Awwwwwww babe thank you xxxx

gonna give a whole bunch to my ikkle youngy @

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angel @

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giggly chick @

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temps @

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pete @

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sian @

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sod it u can all have 1 :D :D :D

Less than a week until Christmas isn’t that early to wish people a happy christmas, especially considering I don’t come here much anymore, Sian.

Scrap this thread, so much for passing seasons greetings on :roll:

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@Cordy wrote:

* wonders where she can get insulin from *
Perfect murder? Chop their heads off, dispose of, chop torso into bits, chop … err, shall I stop now?

Cordy all they need is a square mm to take a DNA test – so how small you gonna chop thisbody up :shock:

OK, feed it through a grinding machine, problem solved!
Or! kill the…[Read more]

* wonders where she can get insulin from *
Perfect murder? Chop their heads off, dispose of, chop torso into bits, chop … err, shall I stop now?

Cordy all they need is a square mm to take a DNA test – so how small you gonna chop thisbody up :shock:

:lol: Dawny! Trust you …. Tut.
Ain’t he lovely … Had him about 4 weeks tomorrow, sadly our other rabbit passed away, so we bought him.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

awwww he is a cutey

:D

Awww…looks a bit similar to mine – the lovely lop ears….

Gretchen Frankin, if she was alive that is … I look like her – allegedly!

no u fekkkkkin well dont young lady [-X

@Cordy wrote:

This must be the longest case of PMT ever heard of!

reckon anti psychotic drugs r need dont u? :lol: :lol:

Need?

This must be the longest case of PMT ever heard of!

reckon anti psychotic drugs r need dont u? :lol: :lol:

This must be the longest case of PMT ever heard of!

:-#

@Cordy wrote:

I knew there was something I forgot to do today, post your card and present, they’re still upstairs.

Happy Birthday, AB.
Hope it brings many presents, and lots of cards …. Not to mention plenty of Vodka! xxx

won’t bring many if you keep forgetting

happy birthday ab, i’ll have a drink or 2 for you later, and…

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That gives him time to hunt out another piccy online from some catalogue :lol:

:lol: :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

go on the cordy you post a pic too, lets see how much you’ve changed since the last one :wink:

I’ve just remembered something I urgently need to do …….

let the postman out of your house?

@T’iz Me wrote:

I fink i am a good un at spellin and grammarr, and my english is perfekt ackordin 2 my boss who is a bit of a nob… 8)

What do i win?

Your prize is:

A night in the dungeon with …………………………………….. The person of your dreams

Tommy Toxen! :lol:

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I got a G minus, for being so ugly :(

You are not!! I just looked at the collage..its on page 1, Captain…

I don’t post me ugly mug thats why :lol:
I’m really 68, and owe one … but shhhh

thought you were in the jc collage…or was i imagining things again :?

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

I have looked on Ebay, and the video is not yet avaliable, but it says, ” Coming soon! ” … I’m sure they will be coming soon too! :shock:
I reckon just good friends, but you know what they say, it’s better to start as friends :wink:

Waheyyyyy, our first customer. :lol:

We’ve done the phone sex…

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@Cordy wrote:

I have looked on Ebay, and the video is not yet avaliable, but it says, ” Coming soon! ” … I’m sure they will be coming soon too! :shock:
I reckon just good friends, but you know what they say, it’s better to start as friends :wink:

Waheyyyyy, our first customer. :lol:

We’ve done the phone sex thingy, and…

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I have looked on Ebay, and the video is not yet avaliable, but it says, ” Coming soon! ” … I’m sure they will be coming soon too! :shock:
I reckon just good friends, but you know what they say, it’s better to start as friends :wink:

Waheyyyyy, our first customer. :lol:

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:cry: I wanna move now Ikkle Oldie, my mate moved to Wales and she loves it there.
Just had a metal pole thrown over the fence, missed my head by inches, and guess what … The biatch that calls itself a mother, was sitting there not saying a word! They ain’t kids she’s got … thems demon brats from hell! Four year old telling people…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

The same persons that usually piss me off! :x
Do you think if I re-arranged someones face, then claimed I’d only preformed free plastic surgery that I’d get away with it?

:lol: :lol: :lol: course u would ikkle youngy :shock:

pml

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* Has visions of Tommy with the KY and Pikey … *
:shock:

Bloody hell Cordy…I have to go to sleep soon ffs!!! :lol: :lol:

And somehow, the images are including the sheep in pikey’s avatar… :shock: :shock:

Tin is male, and is a mate of Oss’ Guhy :lol:

yea, like i said, wdf is tinrib :)

Ello Tinrib :D

Ello sis hope ure doing ok hunny i tried to message u earlier in Msn but i must have just missed ya i might phone u tomoz if that ok
loves u loads xxxx

@Will Power wrote:

Is that where I got all my info from? I thought it was Real Porn Stars :lol:

I was young and needed the money :shock:

:shock: :shock:

@Cordy wrote:

Umm, my mate was also drink when she flashed her boobs to some people opn my msn

Pml :lol: :lol: :lol

Sounds like a good time was had by all 8) :

Oh gawd :? :oops: Just had a text about that too, I’d just like to say ( Again! ) they were not mine! :shock:
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Umm, my mate was also drink when she flashed her boobs to some people opn my msn

Pml :lol: :lol: :lol

Sounds like a good time was had by all 8) :

@Cordy wrote:

@Geoff wrote:

@Jooly wrote:

Can you still get a 1/2p :? :? :?

She lies back and thinks of England everytime she opens her mouth to give a BJ… but she’ll deny that to.

:shock:

That’s quite a bargain for 1/2p :D

Hey I was kneading this head :shock:

:shock:

@Will Power wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

poor catz wants Will to fist f’uck her and cum over her face! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:

Oh my :shock:

Sounds good to me. Can i watch :D

@Cordy wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

@Catz wrote:

I had a multiple orgasm :P

because they were a rough bunch of trainspotters, with hairy backs and spotty bums and the vibes came ready lubricated 8)

:shock:

:shock:

:shock:

:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Sunny! ffs did you have to post that collage again :?

sorry cordy slap me slap me hard :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and its saved all the ohhhhh please GG let me see you ohhhh no i dont post my pic but GG we wanna see ya :wink: :wink: :wink:

@Tinrib wrote:

|Aren`t we all?? UNIQUE?? :P

Nope, one track mind is all most blokes have :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Cordy wrote:

@AngelBabe wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

@AngelBabe wrote:

Still recovering from last night lack of sleep lol :oops:

Umm, and what were you upto last night young lady? :shock:

erm erm erm can i ask the audience ?
i know it envolved loads of vodka and crawling home at 3 am
even got some numbers passed to me
im innocent though…

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@Cordy wrote:

@AngelBabe wrote:

Still recovering from last night lack of sleep lol :oops:

Umm, and what were you upto last night young lady? :shock:

erm erm erm can i ask the audience ?
i know it envolved loads of vodka and crawling home at 3 am
even got some numbers passed to me
im innocent though it was me sisters fault
thats…

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@AngelBabe wrote:

Still recovering from last night lack of sleep lol :oops:

Umm, and what were you upto last night young lady? :shock:

erm erm erm can i ask the audience ?
i know it envolved loads of vodka and crawling home at 3 am
even got some numbers passed to me
im innocent though it was me sisters fault
thats my story and im…[Read more]

:shock: I thought we were being quite friendly

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Cordy wrote:

Lol Dee, now I wonder what you mean by depends what happens Saturday :P

Got my mate coming round soon, and we are gonna get well and truly sloshed :D

Well Cordy, if i’m on here on Sunday, it means i’m too hung over to move……if I’m not on here it means i’m movin elsewhere :wink:

And Hugh, me and my liver have an…

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Lol Dee, now I wonder what you mean by depends what happens Saturday :P

Got my mate coming round soon, and we are gonna get well and truly sloshed :D

Well Cordy, if i’m on here on Sunday, it means i’m too hung over to move……if I’m not on here it means i’m movin elsewhere :wink:

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Hello, RA …… Summer :roll:

It did a bit more than turn me blonde I’ll tell ya!

Likkle Oldie, I hope you’re not laughing at me :(

omg noooooo ikkle youngy i was laffin at giggles manager :lol: the mental picture i was gettin was chronic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Kriss wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

* checks *
Nahhhh ….. * looks for wax *

Ohhh, don’t ever try that Veet …. Jeez, it burns blisters! Not that I tried it on me chest 8-[
Anyway, if you didn’t want to know, what you ask for then eh, eh, eh!!

omfg do u not remeber that post i put up last yr, i burnt me bits with that…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

* checks *
Nahhhh ….. * looks for wax *

Ohhh, don’t ever try that Veet …. Jeez, it burns blisters! Not that I tried it on me chest 8-[
Anyway, if you didn’t want to know, what you ask for then eh, eh, eh!!

omfg do u not remeber that post i put up last yr, i burnt me bits with that evil veet stuff…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

@Cordy wrote:

* checks *
Nahhhh ….. * looks for wax *

Ohhh, don’t ever try that Veet …. Jeez, it burns blisters! Not that I tried it on me chest 8-[
Anyway, if you didn’t want to know, what you ask for then eh, eh, eh!!

omfg do u not remeber that post i put up last yr, i burnt me bits with that evil veet stuff…

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@Cordy wrote:

* checks *
Nahhhh ….. * looks for wax *

Ohhh, don’t ever try that Veet …. Jeez, it burns blisters! Not that I tried it on me chest 8-[
Anyway, if you didn’t want to know, what you ask for then eh, eh, eh!!

omfg do u not remeber that post i put up last yr, i burnt me bits with that evil veet stuff ffs its the…

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* checks *
Nahhhh ….. * looks for wax *

Ohhh, don’t ever try that Veet …. Jeez, it burns blisters! Not that I tried it on me chest 8-[
Anyway, if you didn’t want to know, what you ask for then eh, eh, eh!!

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Lol BB, I have given them her back :wink: On HER doorstep along with me saying loudly enough that they weren’t mine as I don’t drink tea.

She should know better by now after the yoghurt pots she kept dumping on my step got given back to her several times :D
Next time I’ll drop whatever the next present is through her…

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