@dee wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I don’t believe in the honours system..load of old scallops! :twisted: [/quote

Had a colleauge who thought like that…anti it all, how could anyone every accept blah blah, til he got nominated and accepted his OBE :lol:

Rest assured I’ll be turning mine down, Dee.
An OBE is a little beneath the…

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@dee wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Maybe you should try to fill your lives with something to talk about, me, I’m never at a loose end for a bit of convo :lol:

Grrr, now I am sounding like I have a great intresting life, it isn’t what I meant, that’s before the pitbulls come out to play :lol:

You social butterfly you!!

I wish, I just have the…

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@*Sian wrote:

Maybe you should try to fill your lives with something to talk about, me, I’m never at a loose end for a bit of convo :lol:

Grrr, now I am sounding like I have a great intresting life, it isn’t what I meant, that’s before the pitbulls come out to play :lol:

You social butterfly you!!

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@dee wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Get a Pete, soft, cuddly, toilet trained and makes a great treacle sponge. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Shhhh :-$ I am trying my hand at our Cilla’s job, and I don’t mean suprise, suprise :lol:

Gottcha :wink:

Fooking hell Pete, steady on old chap :shock:

no pain no gain Dee :wink: (soon as it hurt i stopped) :lol:

@dee wrote:

Leaving my little boy at nursery for his first ‘two hour settling in’ session’ and going back for him to hear that he’s done brilliant 8)

aww! bless him x

aww, I know. he’s worn out and gone to bed already x

Leaving my little boy at nursery for his first ‘two hour settling in’ session’ and going back for him to hear that he’s done brilliant 8)

aww! bless him x

@dee wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@dee wrote:

Had an absolutely shyte nights sleep last night Sian, that’s why I wanted a really early one!

Teething?

He’s full of cold bless him and I’m on snot alert in my head. Every time I hear him sneeze, sure enough he’s got 2 streams of green snot down his mouth bless him :cry:

well that knocked…

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@dee wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@dee wrote:

well that knocked my cluckiness on its head, ewwwwww lol :lol:

hehehehe, it’s great lucky, He’s used to it, so he’s just there, with his little mouth pursed until you wipe them. well, that;s during the day, when it happens during the night he freaks bless him

@*Sian wrote:

@dee wrote:

Had an absolutely shyte nights sleep last night Sian, that’s why I wanted a really early one!

Teething?

He’s full of cold bless him and I’m on snot alert in my head. Every time I hear him sneeze, sure enough he’s got 2 streams of green snot down his mouth bless him :cry:

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@dee wrote:

Had an absolutely shyte nights sleep last night Sian, that’s why I wanted a really early one!

Teething?

He’s full of cold bless him and I’m on snot alert in my head. Every time I hear him sneeze, sure enough he’s got 2 streams of green snot down his mouth bless him :cry:

Had an absolutely shyte nights sleep last night Sian, that’s why I wanted a really early one!

Teething?

Been camping in the Lake District for a week. Two weeks time I’m off to Turkey, can’t wait, I’m bloody knackered !

Take me with ya Dee, im sick of the shyte weather we got here!

Where in Turkey you going?

Hmm, I got that sent through on facebook a while back. Never seen the point of it.

Thank fook I am not the only one :lol:

Oh, just thought I’d point out 38 flippin views and only one nice person bothered to reply. Tw*ats

people thought you typed “hot male”

and being JC, they were too confused to answer

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@dee wrote:

Oh, just thought I’d point out 38 flippin views and only one nice person bothered to reply. Tw*ats :lol:

Replying on behalf of “Tw*ats” Worldwide:

That’s possibly because they either don’t use Hotmail or they don’t know the answer to your issue Dee.

Alternatively, if you posted this in the Technical…

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@dee wrote:

Oh, just thought I’d point out 38 flippin views and only one nice person bothered to reply. Tw*ats :lol:

Replying on behalf of “Tw*ats” Worldwide:

That’s possibly because they either don’t use Hotmail or they don’t know the answer to your issue Dee.

Alternatively, if you posted this in the Technical forum, you…

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Oh, just thought I’d point out 38 flippin views and only one nice person bothered to reply. Tw*ats :lol:

Replying on behalf of “Tw*ats” Worldwide:

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Can’t beat a good old snog………well, you can, but you know what I mean :lol:

get your tounge oot my mooth Dee :)

I really should get to grips with this facebook thingy

Yes love, that would help! :wink:

lol, carrying the name on he. It sure does look painful thou!

well ive lost the Zimmer and onto a fancy walkin stick, as can’t use the elbow crutches as they got rubber in them…!! im a big wossie way pain, but my prob now is ive no feelin aroon the knee, and its itchy as healin so ive been sracthin til drawin blood lol then go ooppsss …

Gross!!!!! How you feeling now Mary?

yeah Dee gettin there thxs, enjoyin the moanin my mam said im ‘ Frosty Breaches 2 ‘ lol

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@dee wrote:

Rubes, I thought you’d just had ya birthday??

is anyone else sick of explaining this joke??

Well fookin pardon me :roll:

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@dee wrote:

Rubes, I thought you’d just had ya birthday??

is anyone else sick of explaining this joke??

Well fookin pardon me :roll:

Shazza, it’s not quite, there’s more than 3 ppl here, where are you ffs :lol:

*stumbles in* :lol:

@dee wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

My youngest going fishing today with his mates and getting the first catch.

When he came home the look on his lil face was priceless and he was bursting with excitement :D

Awww it’s lovely when kids get all excited! They are so cute, my kids have seen their dad for the first time in…

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Miss Marple is more articulate than Ugo/Janey, so why hasn’t anyone picked up on it …….UGO HAS A FRIEND :lol: It’s obviously not him.

Sorry Ugo, you’ve done nowt to me, just having a gin induced moment :lol:

Gin is good for moments… But you are wrong, Ugo hasn’t got friends! :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

My youngest going fishing today with his mates and getting the first catch.

When he came home the look on his lil face was priceless and he was bursting with excitement :D

Awww it’s lovely when kids get all excited! They are so cute, my kids have seen their dad for the first time in years… they’re…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hows the wedding preb going?

It happened over a year ago, it went great. Oh, you meant Sian :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@dee wrote:

Hi, I’m at the Dorchester right now, whaddya wanna know :lol:

Are you drunk? :lol:

I was, how’d you guess :lol: It made sense to me…..I’d watched George Clooney on GMTV, he said he was at the Dorchester, Sir Actor wanted a voicemail..you with me..pretty shyte really, but I thought it was cool last nite :lol:

@dee wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Looks behind her self for dee coming up the rear :? :shock: 8)

And she shoots :lol:

does she score though??????????? :lol:

Every one scores with the sunny 1 lol 8)

@dee wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

yup tw@ttish boss :lol: thanks f*ck the old witch is retiring soon.

Did I tell you I’m relocating to Scotland mwahh 8)

oooooooooooooooh when when when??? and where to?

Ya daft t wat, nhs, near you, realy soon :roll:

@sunny wrote:

Looks behind her self for dee coming up the rear :? :shock: 8)

And she shoots :lol:

does she score though??????????? :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

yup tw@ttish boss :lol: thanks f*ck the old witch is retiring soon.

Did I tell you I’m relocating to Scotland mwahh 8)

oooooooooooooooh when when when??? and where to?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Mr Blokeys antics :lol:

:oops: :oops:

lol ummmmmm :oops:

Oh, just seen GB and MJ replies, thanks you too. Really do fancy it, just a bit worried about little one in tent, he’ll be 13 month when we go, you think temp will be ok??

WTF was wrong with my reply then? [-(
I don’t know why I bother sometimes…

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

too many things to mention :twisted:

fish of a sweetie of a boss or wedding………. :lol:

Pb, you are fooking vile…………….t w a t = fish :twisted:

@dee wrote:

So, would you all class this as enrichment?

This whole thread is a bit of a bore.
Seriously, does anybody take that much notice of JC anyway? :oops:

Absobleedinot [-( as if :lol:

@dee wrote:

That looks lovely GB, a definate contender! Just pondering how cold it’ll be in June in Scotland thou :-k

pack ur thermols lol i’ll be in Amsterdam in June :lol:

Considerably warmer there huh?!!

Well I would love too, but as that campsite would be far too far away for us………i’ll give it a miss :wink:

but you said… :roll:

Ok, so not exactly the weather to be discussing it, but as we’ve got a while to go til our ‘summer’ holiday (not til September), we’re going camping for a few days in June. Do you enjoy camping or loath it? 8) . We normally head to the Lakes whenever we go, anyone know any good campsites, either within the Lakes or anywhere…

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who are you dawny……..who did you used to be :lol: :lol:

What’s a nice girl like you doing on a place like this :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

As they say Rubes, yesterdays history tomorrows a mystery x

and a bird in the hand shyts on yer wrist :)

:lol: 8)

Im always covered in birdy poop… :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

who’s the original sender then?? come on… spill the beanys :lol:

Fook me sharon…is that you???? :shock:

This is sad slushy stuff and I don’t go in for sad slushy stuff….but, husband sent me a dozen long stemmed red roses with a bottle of red wine and box of chocs…..nothing slushy there, quite predictable.…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

bought an effin cd from hmv on line and its scratched :twisted:

Send it back then ya daft tw.at….sorry pebbles, I have tourettes the neet, blame the husband :lol:

i fully intend to (ya daft twa,t) i only received it this evening :wink:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

bought an effin cd from hmv on line and its scratched :twisted:

Send it back then ya daft tw.at….sorry pebbles, I have tourettes the neet, blame the husband :lol:

your husband is taking some stick off you tonight pet.

@sharongooner wrote:

Went to metro centre yesterday, determined I was gonna buy some GHD’s, fook me, 127.00 quid, I just can’t justify it!!!!! Seen the Babyliss Pro 230, am tempted to get those.

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@sharongooner wrote:

“Where everybody knows your name
And their always glad you came….”

How ironic 8) :wink:

Wouldn’t you like to get away ……… :wink:

oh dont……. stop it!!

Sometimes you wanna go……………………..

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol…

my boss made me swear, repeatedly… old witch :twisted:

You could always complain to HR :lol:

My boss is the HR Director lmao! :cry: :lol:

my thought is ‘I wanna come to your girly chats’ :lol:

Hehe me too :lol:

I had my tonsils remove and as you know I do like to give the odd BJ.. :lol: I thought also that tonsils can grow back, not sure how true this is but hey ho.

I do not gag btw :wink: