I’d never heard of ‘ransomware’ so thanks.

Most files, and music I can do without, but it’s the 10 years worth of photo’s that I have stored that can never be replaced. These are memories and very precious.
Fortunately I have these backed up on another computer and a memory stick.
Cyber crime is a worry, everything these days is…

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Must try harder….

the story of everybody who has ever posted on JC

I’m surprised anyone gets banned from forum 2. Surely it needs all the people it can get……

Des, there already was a Blossom in the quiz room (my clone), and when I logged on I typed something in reference to the clone (as in: it’s a clone, I’m the real Blossom) and I was immediately catapulted out of the room.
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History is written by the victors, as they say.

Whoever “they” maybe, they are talking bollards – you only need to look @ Anne Frank to realise that.

@desmondy wrote:

77 young lives taken, 21 years in jail possibly out in 10..

And i thought British justice sucked…

hopefully not des……….just said on the 10pm news he’ll do his 21 years and it is unlikely that he will be ever be released

tfft

A real ‘Our tune’ moment…

(Young ones won’t know what I’m on about)

I imagined this being read by Simon Bates himself. Or was it Mayo?

Wiped away a tear and handed over an imaginary Oscar.

That made me laugh :lol:

Oh God, just come in and join the chat ffs.

@desmondy wrote:

If someone wants to fit in they will make the effort. Simple.

Well said CP & Des.

Best two points on this thread.

Woman generally tend to watch crap TV

But why would a man grown watch eastenders?

and men don’t watch crap tv???? or talk crap??!!!???

Where I live the gravy has the consistency of freshly laid tarmac. The curry sauce is kind of like something that’s thrown up and the mushy peas get carved off a block with a chainsaw!

Gross!

You need to move down sarf. We do it proper, like. :D

Just because something isn’t illegal doesn’t mean that its right!

Agreed…………….just sayin

I’m not sure sure how such a creature as this, with blood on his hands, ended up sitting in a governing assembly as opposed to a jail cell but there you go.
I guess there are some things you have to swallow for the greater good, for that you have to admire the Queen.

It does make me wonder if Prince Phillip was asked to do this.…

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@Cherriepie wrote:

Take your pick! :P

Jaq and Millwall – on patrol!!

hahahhahahahaha

Maybe he thought the song was rubbish…..

hehe that tickled me :lol:

Bosh got married I believe, possibly even to Lyns. But don’t quote me on that :D

waves to desmondo* :D

It must’ve been a hilarious repetition……

Your sarcastic humour has shown no bounds in the last 24 hours!
You obviously had your weetabix yesterday morning! (It puts more hairs on your chest)
:lol: :lol:

edited because I got your you’re mixed up! D’oh (I clearly need some weetabix)

@desmondy wrote:

@Blossom‘ wrote:

The way you construct your threads brings me to think even more that you’re all just a bunch of male trolls disguised as females.

:shock:
Ive often suspected that some of the ladies have danglers of their own…
You must have a third eye for these things!

@Blossom‘ wrote:

You make too much of a big…

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For the past few years Ive been taking my children to the local parade and shall be doing so this year too!

Not sure they really understand but they will, given time!

Hats off to you Desmo

I like these.

My own favourite are some words attributed to a John Maxwell Edmonds
And its called the Kohima, or more commonly the Burma Epitaph.

Very short but very powerful, and beautiful;

“When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say,
For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today”

Thats very touching desmo :(

@LucyLocket wrote:

@desmondy wrote:

@LucyLocket wrote:

1. A night with Cheryl Cole
2. ipone 4s
3. Two one way tickets around the world for me and Delilah
4. A utility room( be nice if sarah could oblige this one)
5. A years supply of diet coke
6. A years supply of jelly tots
7. Back stage pass to pink in concert ( so i can perve…

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@desmondy wrote:

@LucyLocket wrote:

1. A night with Cheryl Cole
2. ipone 4s
3. Two one way tickets around the world for me and Delilah
4. A utility room( be nice if sarah could oblige this one)
5. A years supply of diet coke
6. A years supply of jelly tots
7. Back stage pass to pink in concert ( so i can perve )
8. To be invisible…

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@LucyLocket wrote:

1. A night with Cheryl Cole
2. ipone 4s
3. Two one way tickets around the world for me and Delilah
4. A utility room( be nice if sarah could oblige this one)
5. A years supply of diet coke
6. A years supply of jelly tots
7. Back stage pass to pink in concert ( so i can perve )
8. To be invisible for a day
9. To…

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@Cherriepie wrote:

Sigh okies, I’ll settle for the bra gang. What shall we name our beloved gang? We need a good one!

A bunch of right tits????

just a thought….

well no Des, we have left ones too you know. :roll:

Not funny cheeky bum.

Apologies for posting on a woman-only thread but…

That’s ok Dessy… it just confirms what we all thought…. That you’re a right old woman!

@desmondy wrote:

The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW…

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The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW questions?

:?

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The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW questions?

:?

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My hearts bleeding for you pasty!!

And I for one cannot believe none of these chatwenches have taken you as their e-squeeze.
What is chat coming to?!?!?

For the record if we didnt share the same gender id naturally invite you out on a date, to jc, for a marathon 2 day bender of e-hilarity and scrolling action!!

Perhaps even a…

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Sweet u seem to become more inbalanced with every 21st birthday hun :D

desmondy me old fruit am lonely and in need of a life…if i dont big me up who will lmfao xxxx :lol: