You gonna ban them too?

@panda12 wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

Beretta silver pigeon 12-bore shotgun = Not even a decent bit of kit ffs!

Could have at least used a Winchester

:roll:

Ban all guns and the morons who use them.

Could have at least used a Winchester

:roll:

:shock: :shock: :shock: Scotland of course :lol: :lol:

Another swetty sock :?

@Pete wrote:

iz it coz you iz ugly

nope

She’s not ugly Pete, trust me!

She is a really good looking kind hearted kindred soul, 1 your not likely to come across often in this world (& I know)

Or use some of the money to get some ground breaking treatment although when it’s spreading at the rate we are hearing it is best thing to do (sensibly) is to plan the…[Read more]

Sunday 1st Feb.
I went out for a walk this afternoon – about 3pm to 5pm. It was beautiful clear, sunny weather, though cold and windy. As I went on my way, something began to dawn on me.
I had not seen or heard a single aircraft in the sky, which was clear from horizon to horizon. No vapour trails from high-flying…

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You’l be as cleverish as any techy soon at that rate!

P.s Isn’t snow cold! :lol:

:lol:

If so I am going to get shot down here but can’t you drag it from the bottom of the screen or to the side so it’s less in the way!

I’ve typed this and not looked at the original post fully (memory blank) wasn’t it…[Read more]

I see old Jugears is in trouble too now for calling a member of his polo team Sooty!
That takes the biscuit (Duchy, of course!). We need to Sweep this under the carpet before someone decides to Sue.

brill =D>

:roll:

The effect on metal of repeated cycles of stress. The insidious feature of fatigue failure is that there is no obvious warning, a crack forms without appreciable deformation of structure making it difficult to detect the presence of growing cracks. Fractures usually start from…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

f*cking toothache :evil:

string and door handle comes to mind here

:D

can i be the one to slam it?

What did you get for Christmas then…….??????????

One for PB :lol:

You gotta lead em out and reel em in *

Murder charge after ‘penis fire’!!


An Australian woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.
Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court that 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours that she set her husband on fire on December…

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It does need looking at closely though the ”this page cannot be displayed notice”

Perhaps there’s no crime there/here (sussex)?

:shock:

………. on the other hand –

– is it possible, only slightly possible maybe, that this display of immoral behaviour is a consequence of having females ordained as priests???

Some of you may recall that when females were originally eligible for ordination, there were many voices amongst the priesthood who expressed grave…

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So they found a way to save one pension fund (would not comment) on the female element of this story as like living too much :? :)

http://www.cofe.anglican.org/about/churchcommissioners/annualreport/

@Reason wrote:

I thought she’d been caught short while out in the countryside and stopped to drop a log(so to speak)behind a nearby bush. :shock: :-# :wink:

Ah, Reason..I see you have the romantic in your soul…

Why go to all that fuss Microsoft/windows have the answer already :lol:

:lol:

Try this….

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/

And article on;

Hemingway the writer!

Fascinating stuff.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Try Sainsburys or Waitrose or M & S – they are bound to have puff pastry. Tesco Asda & Morrisons etc are unlikely to have much of it left – assuming they had much in to start with.

No wayyyyyyyyyyy am I going shopping again before Christmas and M and S was heaving last night at 7 o’clock infact I got quite…

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@Cas wrote:

@Bat wrote:

All that leftover turkey.
Turkey curry, turkey and chips, turkey sandwiches, turkey pie, turkey bolognese, sweet and sour turkey.
How can anyone possibly get sick of turkey? I love the stuff. And don,t forget, after Christmas, any unsold turkeys get sold off cheap, so don,t despair. You can still have turkey…

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@Bat wrote:

All that leftover turkey.
Turkey curry, turkey and chips, turkey sandwiches, turkey pie, turkey bolognese, sweet and sour turkey.
How can anyone possibly get sick of turkey? I love the stuff. And don,t forget, after Christmas, any unsold turkeys get sold off cheap, so don,t despair. You can still have turkey long after…

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@Dibb’s wrote:

You would do better in life if you followed these words (I don’t like the brainwashing these sites/people try on!)

http://www.thetimemovie.com/

But the captions have a message!

Don’t worry about everyone elses riches, Be happy with what you are given!

Dibb’s.

Hmmm very thought provoking – that link Dibbs. Very…

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@Pete wrote:

Though the fact that you cant stay away despite there being no arses to kiss now speaks volumes for JC :wink:

Ello pete. ;)
Have you wrapped my present yet and put a bow on it? ;)

Not yet he’s down the Flag factory explaining what A thong is! :lol:

The man on reception has a lisp and thinks he’s talking about a song and…[Read more]

Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a great New xxxx

Year?

Likewise!

Dibb’s.

http://www.thetimemovie.com/

But the captions have a message!

Don’t worry about everyone elses riches, Be happy with what you are given!

Dibb’s.

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Rather seasonal backdrop to JC too if i may say so PB. Pushing the boat out this year are we?

Found some change behind the sofa…

Ching ching!

Maybe you could give the Hoff a makeover too and give him a Santa hat.

‘Rainbowbrite’

I gotta get the hang of this editing lark ffs!!!…[Read more]

How about Madonna?

Very 1980’s suggest following as possible resolve;

Just use a pair of these from your local hardware store?

Or some tin foil plates………….. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Our users have posted a total of 408232 articles
We have 1854 registered users

that should be 220.18985976267529665587918015102 posts per registered user.

Now i know for a fact i’ve made one or two more than that so whose not keeping their end up then

More to the point …… which one of you posted…

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So true Tinker & Sir Dibbs,,,,,, where have you been hiding kind sir?

~~* Trust takes time to build, but only mere seconds to destroy. *~~

Hello Sir @ NCB

It’s been a busy year NCB!

I have managed & remain handling 48 individual refurbishments at seperate locations up until March 31 2009 (*starts praying things do not over-run*)…[Read more]

Want to see a post come to a complete stand still? Just let me post and you will see it come to a complete dead stand still. Even more important, ask me if I really care?

They only let me out at weekend so give me a chance!!!!!

Jeepers…..

Things are running at a much more sedate pace here now*………it lets the old-uns keep up 8)

So now we have the ”small print” details of Alistair Darling’s big tax give-away ….. is it perhaps a concealed ‘take-away’??? Are you all really better off?

The proposed reduction in VAT won’t affect many of the essential intems that JustChat members pay each week (or month). Food; children’s clothing; rent & mortgage…

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There is just NO place for incompetence on this scale by so many people of so called professional backgrounds and training, They need to take up a career in bog cleaning (without using anything but there bare hands btw) somewhere far far away!

And the bit that always make me feel so sick about this is I know this happens!, It’s in the…[Read more]

It’s going kind of slow isn’t it? = time…

This is very reminiscent of Dereck and Clive to me
:shock:

@Dibb’s wrote:

Pete,

There’s nothing a nights sleep cannot cure!

The most troubled of minds see’s life from another angle in the morning

SS since when did you become so knowledgeable? :lol:

Sorry was just thinking aloud!

*silly sausage has gotta stop that*

I was actually slightly bemused why all the lights on the tumble…[Read more]

There’s nothing a nights sleep cannot cure!

The most troubled of minds see’s life from another angle in the morning

It’s all part of lifes rich tapestry

See now that’s worth a smile!

SS.