In honour of tonight’s full Harvest Moon..lighting up the fields and casting her magic upon the earth..

The Harvest Moon

The flame-red moon, the harvest moon,
Rolls along the hills, gently bouncing,
A vast balloon,
Till it takes off, and sinks upward
To lie on the bottom of the sky, like a gold doubloon.
The harvest moon has…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

Ok Pb but if nobody else will, will you do tonight?

:) [/b]

Actually..everyone on our team HAS had a go at the phone-in..so it’s only fair that PB takes his turn tonight.
Yodles my love..you’re the Captain..but as Vice Captain *coughs* let me help you out..
PB you’re on the phone-in…

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CL..put me down for the Dec 1st phone-in please..I wanna marmalise Bad Manners!

Pml Esme @ Marmalise :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well done to both teams for Mondays radio quiz, yet again it went to deadlock :shock: I’d like to thank the few of those from my team that turned up, the rest of them that were absent I will set chess…[Read more]

Having been the instigator in the ending of all of my previous partnerships, I haven’t at any time had reason to seek revenge, and I think that people who do so are sad barstards to be honest..all of my exes continue to hold me in their affections, but as far as I’m concerned, regardless of the circumstances, when something is…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

true

throw in an arbituary refrain

To be sure

you soften my heart

Get some exercise done then,lazy git :wink:

(got it right that time)

@toybulldog wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

true

throw in an arbituary refrain

To be sure

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

true

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

@Esmeralda wrote:

CANDYMAN..you don’t have to believe..just beware!

Candyman Trailer

Candyman Suite:Helen’s Theme – Philip Glass

I bet you didn,t look in the mirror and say Candyman 5 times did you? :lol:
I,d only do it if pete did it first. Then if the bad guy got him I,d know it was true. :lol: :

:shock:

CANDYMAN..you don’t have to believe..just beware!

Candyman Trailer

Candyman Suite:Helen’s Theme – Philip Glass

I bet you didn,t look in the mirror and say Candyman 5 times did you? :lol:
I,d only do it if pete did it first. Then if the bad guy got him I,d know it was true. :lol: :

@Catmanblue wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

@Catmanblue wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I never thought i’d think this, let alone type it out on a public forum..but I miss Pebbles..lord knows we had our spats..but she was a passionate lover of animals (ooooh no..not in THAT way) like me and I’m hoping she’ll be…

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@prettypink wrote:

@Catmanblue wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I never thought i’d think this, let alone type it out on a public forum..but I miss Pebbles..lord knows we had our spats..but she was a passionate lover of animals (ooooh no..not in THAT way) like me and I’m hoping she’ll be back.
Time for my…

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@Catmanblue wrote:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I never thought i’d think this, let alone type it out on a public forum..but I miss Pebbles..lord knows we had our spats..but she was a passionate lover of animals (ooooh no..not in THAT way) like me and I’m hoping she’ll be back.
Time for my anti-psychotic…

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@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I never thought i’d think this, let alone type it out on a public forum..but I miss Pebbles..lord knows we had our spats..but she was a passionate lover of animals (ooooh no..not in THAT way) like me and I’m hoping she’ll be back.
Time for my anti-psychotic drugs now, Nurse!…

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I don’t know why you’re apologising, Johnboy. You made a suggestion – in the suggestion thread – if folks didn’t like it then tough titty.
The rank hypocrisy of those who said that this is a place where we should post what we want, wherever we want to (before going on to elucidate that YOU shouldn’t have posted what YOU wanted to)…

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I don’t know why you’re apologising, Johnboy. You made a suggestion – in the suggestion thread – if folks didn’t like it then tough titty.
The rank hypocrisy of those who said that this is a place where we should post what we want, wherever we want to (before going on to elucidate that YOU shouldn’t have posted what YOU wanted to)…

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@rubyred wrote:

with YOU in my corner hen..

ae fond kiss…

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKWHuxljFE

i LOVE YOU x

A moving rendition of one of Rabbie’s finest..and a dedication from one of JC’s finest..I am doubly blessed. Thank you Ruby, my darling girl.xxx

can i see the video :wink:

@dee wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

I don’t believe in the honours system..load of old scallops! :twisted: [/quote

Had a colleauge who thought like that…anti it all, how could anyone every accept blah blah, til he got nominated and accepted his OBE :lol:

Rest assured I’ll be turning mine down, Dee.
An OBE is a little beneath the…

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Btw..yon Bin Laden’s TO A CAMEL is worth a squinty..

Big ganglous stupid lumpy hisser
Oh what a panic’s in your pis.ser
You needn’t run away from me
t’was Ahmed who gave you the std…

LOL
x

@sharongooner wrote:

sweetz… where you been?(you got your ol sign in back!!!).

Trust you to make such an entrance lol.

Nice to see you hun 8)

Shazza love..far be it from me to point out that Sweetz is one of those twonks y’all despise for popping in to denigrate the regs whilst elaborating fulsomely about her own wonderful…

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The main computer is in the music room. :wink:

:roll:

Mine used to be in the music room too but I moved it to the snooker room instead. :?

That was fun..I scored 8 out of 8..call me Matahari 8)

Show off [-( :mrgreen:

scored 5 :?

*Realises sweetz is incapable of seeing the point, so in frustration, gives that paedophile Lewis Carroll a pube-trim with a chainsaw* :wink:

I see it I don’t agree with it.. my opinion my choice. Next thing you’ll be saying is Mein Kampf is a work of literary genius :roll: :!:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Boyd is first and foremost a goal scorer..I would rather have a lazy player who scores goals, than one who runs up and down the pitch scoring bugger-all.
Burley should have played him..certainly for the second half..instead he had him sitting on the bench whilst not one man on the pitch could…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Boyd is first and foremost a goal scorer..I would rather have a lazy player who scores goals, than one who runs up and down the pitch scoring bugger-all.
Burley should have played him..certainly for the second half..instead he had him sitting on the bench whilst not one man on the pitch could put a ball in the…

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Wow..as in a weirdward of wayment, Sgt. A thaumaturgy in type. =D>

Very kind of you to say so, Esme :)
As I said, a somewhat fledgling effort from many moons back :roll: .. sharp at times, but mostly raw, self conscious and inaccurate.
I drank a lot of chinese green tea back then.
Come to think of it, I still do :-k

If Pepper calls me ‘chief’ one more time he’ll be found hanging from a protestant bell-tower by his gonads..tied together and set with evostick to give that stretchy but holding finish, necessary for being hauled up and down mercilessly by eager campanologists on amphetamines. :twisted:

:lol: :lol:

Point duly taken onboard chief 8)

Boyd is first and foremost a goal scorer..I would rather have a lazy player who scores goals, than one who runs up and down the pitch scoring bugger-all.
Burley should have played him..certainly for the second half..instead he had him sitting on the bench whilst not one man on the pitch could put a ball in the net.
Even with ten…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

A great song.. (and alas one I’ve been known to warble on occasion, when I’m.. umm.. emotional 8-[ )

Midge Ure

If I Was

Did I mention I once touched Midge Ure’s hair?! I soooo did, I was like 16 at the time and he had just finished singing Vienna, was amazing! 8)

Uber…

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@Pete wrote:

Sunny’s the best dancer :wink:

Y’all haven’t seen me and Pats get down and dirty to Meatloaf: The woman can swing from a chandalier..skid sideways along a bar top..skillfully negotiating the tumblers of vodka and whisky lined up for the team pre-quiz..pirouette majestically across the ashtray-ridden tables whilst…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

*Jiggles in her seat*

Im loving the tunes

Good girl..now have some of this..

Daryl Hall & John Oates – Maneater

Chicago – Hard To Say I’m Sorry

*Jiggles some more*

@rubyred wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

That wee picture of Amber has made me greet, Shazza. And don’t blame yourself for not having her ‘done.’ We haven’t had our labrador Oonagh done..it was all booked at the vet’s and hubs took her there in the car and I phoned him up and begged him to bring her back..I couldn’t bear for her to go…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Pete wrote:

ok now ya just getting silly :lol:

Is silly related to billy?

DONT mention that word !!!!

Okay then…have a TIM.. he he he :P

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-&-technology/carnage-as-facebook-moves-everything-slightly-to-the-left-200809121250/

:D

Damn it, Rainny..I thought you were announcing the start of Facebook turning Trotsky! :twisted:

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I have a degree in missing the bleedin’ obvious!

Me too, didn’t revise for it or nothing.. Guess i’m special.. :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

*shouts*

Mind they fucking delicate!!!!!!

KUNT… i got a fright and swallowed them !

Well I AIN’T checking through your bowel movements..Tinkerbell earrings or no!!! :roll:

im dreading the return of eyore with MY piles ! If anyone goes past the pharmacy, bung in a tube of anusol ffs.

The Clash – Rock The Casbah

The Addicts – Viva La Revolution

Now casbah has been on my mind all day today, I think its because of the “meats” thread.

Plus its always the last song played at a club I go to, and I know how far gone I am if I can remember what I was doing whilst its being played :oops:

@PATS wrote:

was it a full moon last night????………….i just cleaned up the remains of a pigeon………..and god help her if shes sick in the house. :twisted:

It most certainly WAS a Full Moon last night, Pats. An incredibly powerful one!

so thats why I howled :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

@pikey wrote:

The Moon Song

quality. 8) Im having withdrawel symptoms, there arent even any repeat showings to keep me going.

I’m such a saddo that I play this game..it’s rather mesmerising actually..

THE MIGHTY BOOSH

how much good fun is that! :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

we can all meet in the pub next to harrods and share the bounty,,and NO esme im no on about you in the sweetie section ! Get yer erse to the hand-made cashmeres noo !

I only managed to snatch a lovely Paul Smith soft cotton cardigan in a fine stripe for meself…it was a struggle getting it up me…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

I’ll bring my coat with the big pockets. Ruby..you flash your cleavage as a distraction..and Shazza you grab the bling. Where shall we start?

Im sorry but ” who are you ” .. im cunningly disguised as an upwardly mobile 40 something.Im walking about the shop with Gucci bags i got from Ebay, Im in the make up…

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Okay..so who’s coming with me to Harrods? Lemme see what I fancy.
Ooooooh I’m having this..

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
Large Orb Detail Bag
And a snip at only £699.00 Gimme two. One to keep me purse and makeup in. The other to hit unruly sales assistants with. :twisted:

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Dawny..especially for you….

Fritz has offered to come dust down your collectables..

Oh I’ve a couple of collectibles that need dusting alright!

Ohhh come to Mama =P~

Announcement for all nosy feckers putting their giant beaks in uninvited..

The Shazza and I are cool and sorted.

Over and out! :twisted:

:lol: Just like to give me pennys worth!

Oooh..I feel a menage a trois coming on..budge up girls and show me yer foofies! 8)

/flashes her foofie from bottom of nightie.. im no dressed yet,, ffs wumman can you no wait at least wait till i get my lippy on :) and NO i dont mean labia lippy !

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Bon, I’d never do a meet again, pork chop or not, I have learnt my lesson.

Ekkkkkkkkkk I forgot our Rubes, she’s worth meeting. I met her in Newacatle, how can I forget rubes!!! :shock:

How indeed :roll:
I’d love to meat her :wink:
whoops :?

I would never go…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

Announcement for all nosy feckers putting their giant beaks in uninvited..

The Shazza and I are cool and sorted.

Over and out! :twisted:

If you had’nt stuck your giant beak in in the first place, the would’nt have been anything to sort :wink:

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No..but I had a pet caterpillar in a matchbox with a nasturtium leaf, and was inconsolable when it went into a cocoon and never came out of it.

Did you ever stick playing cards to the spokes of your bicycle to make it sound like a real engine when you cycled?

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Yes, you’re quite right as ever, fasty. in fact my tongue is so far up Pete’s backside that he uses it for a face flannel of a morning.
And Sharon, I know you mean well, but giving Pete a helpful assessment regarding his posting is more than a trifle patronising. Would you care for someone to do that to you..really?
I think that…

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