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@PATS wrote:

stalker. 8)

Hang on a mo PATS – let him catch up.

He’s still trying to work out what a nocturnal micturator is …. much less a pederast. :lol: :lol: :lol:

(Waits for the usual sheep comment)

Yes quite. Geoffrey !!!! KEEP UP WILL YOU !!!

BTW It was Sian that posted that.

Micturation

Nocturnal

Desparate?

Illiterate

Envious

@Sword wrote:

The fat slapper lost me there.

Fat Slapper: A fairly straightforward insult, but with a particular meaning. It is used by male members to describe female members, but only after the female has rejected a sexual approach by the male. These advances are always unwanted and totally unwelcome. They are usually demands for participation…

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Pederast

Is it like a chimney sweep …. but for vaginas???

Sociopath

Obsessed

Ejaculation

@Sir Actor wrote:

Or maybe we could guess at which member of the animal kingdom he’ll introduce us to next..?

So far we’ve had a lamb and a wolf. :-k

That’s a tough one ‘cos he doesn’t know many animals that represent self-pity.

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@Sword wrote:

Charlie boy I think you are right, but I believe you get the jist do you not? Shepherd Hoseason and his little lambs all following each other… it’s a cute scenario. And they always put the big bad wolf to rights.

I suspect that you might mean ”gist” ….. but not to worry, I think we all understand what you…

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@Sword wrote:

Charlie boy I think you are right, but I believe you get the jist do you not? Shepherd Hoseason and his little lambs all following each other… it’s a cute scenario. And they always put the big bad wolf to rights.

I suspect that you might mean ”gist” ….. but not to worry, I think we all understand what you think you meant.

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Sword wrote:

And then there was three…. plus Shepherd Hoseason.

was or were??

:oops: :oops:

On reflection, we ought not to offer him advice on his grammar and syntax. Unfortunately the ethyl alchohol levels are getting the better of what passes for his intellect.

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@Sword wrote:

It was only a matter of time…

And like sheep they flock…

Er… with great respect (or as much as I can muster anyway) but sheep don’t ”flock”. Flock is a collective noun for a group of sheep, not a verb.

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