think i better say merry xmas to you all to :D xxxxx

Good god! We’re all coming out of the woodwork now.. :lol: 8)

jesus i cant even remember the last time i had a holiday :lol:
or bought clothes or shoes for myself :lol:

i know that makes me sound like a martar but its true, oh wait my mam bought my last pair of shoes :lol:

lol :lol: oops where I said Love up there I meant live :oops:

omg dont make me responsible for gods sake!!! :lol:

Faith swapper! I’ll hold you responsible too :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

even if i never used my degree at least i can say i have it.

Wasnt that DOA’s whole point… :?

not at all. hes slating where i got it, how i got it and what i acheived.
now i have every intention of using my degree but i was just saying thats all.

:D have fun and enjoy :wink:

go wish pb happy belated birfday lol the 2 posts look pathetic lol an u all know we love him really pmsl

xxxx

heres a forum i found that might be of help cath.

http://swarb.co.uk/phpbb/index.php

thanks geordie xxx

@Drivel wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

sooo pleased for you. told you you’d get there eventually :D

Where did you get that picture of the Chimps tea party that accompanies your posts geordie ???

grrr :x
a friend made it for me :D

No accounting for taste is there :roll: :wink:

Well done xx

@Drivel wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

sooo pleased for you. told you you’d get there eventually :D

Where did you get that picture of the Chimps tea party that accompanies your posts geordie ???

grrr :x
a friend made it for me :D

Who needs enemies !!!!!!!!!!

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@geordiebird wrote:

sooo pleased for you. told you you’d get there eventually :D

Where did you get that picture of the Chimps tea party that accompanies your posts geordie ???

grrr :x
a friend made it for me :D

@geordiebird wrote:

well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

who is to blame?
she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw…

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
couldnt he tell :lol: :lol:

when i found out my ex had cheated on me with my best mate i was very pissed off so i cleaned the loo with his toothbrush :lol: :lol:
to think he was cleaning his teeth with it that night :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
couldnt he tell :lol: :lol:

when i found out my ex had cheated on me with my best mate i was very pissed off so i cleaned the loo with his toothbrush :lol: :lol:
to think he was cleaning his teeth with it that night :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i was learning to drive for a yr till i passed my test last monday :D

i did tell you you would
well done

@likkle tuts wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

newcastle fans arent fickle just passionate. they want the very best outta the team and if they arent getting it then they demand things are changed to get them.

In other words FICKLE

FICKLE ARENT YOUS MACKUMS GUILTY OF SAME THING

If there’s one thing worse than a Toon…

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@Beatty Blue wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

she forgot about me !!! :cry:
lucky forgot shes met me

aww… come here!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

@Drivel wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

newcastle fans arent fickle just passionate. they want the very best outta the team and if they arent getting it then they demand things are changed to get them.

In other words FICKLE

FICKLE ARENT YOUS MACKUMS GUILTY OF SAME THING

If there’s one thing worse than a Toon supporter -…[Read more]

@geordiebird wrote:

newcastle fans arent fickle just passionate. they want the very best outta the team and if they arent getting it then they demand things are changed to get them.

In other words FICKLE

FICKLE ARENT YOUS MACKUMS GUILTY OF SAME THING

@geordiebird wrote:

you know ill be there :D
if i can get a bloody baby sitter :lol:

ffs you’;ve got over 4 months to organise it… no excuses accepted lol :lol: Either that or bring them with u and I’ll pack them off to my parents pml :lol: :lol: :lol:

dont tempt me :lol:

you know ill be there :D
if i can get a bloody baby sitter :lol:

ffs you’;ve got over 4 months to organise it… no excuses accepted lol :lol: Either that or bring them with u and I’ll pack them off to my parents pml :lol: :lol: :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

well thats the fake bake booked for Wed night (I look like a ghost Im that pale so if I look like Ive been tango’d plz dont rip me lol) and my french manicure booked for Thursday night… sorted :lol:

dont over do it pet you’re only coming to newcastle :lol: :lol:
talent can be lacking sometimes :lol:…

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oh ant and dec just rang they cant make it :lol:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

whats the most important thing in a relationship and what makes a good relationship last?
just interested, oh and bored lol

I’ll tell you as soon as I know… :?

its all go then is it.

jesmond is great to stay as you can start off there before town coz they have some good bars.
just get booked sharpish or you may miss out

ill love to put you all up here but i only have a little house, plus kids wouldnt like a rowdy buch with funny names like lucky,rainny etc etc

buch???

I aint buch lol

@Gyps wrote:

:-… :-… :-… :-… :-s

pml :lol:
did you rate them

Nah I didn’t, skipped through a couple then got a bit grossed out lol

this is even better gyps http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO! Oh dear god those pics are awful!

@geordiebird wrote:

well i was gonna say love but have no idea why i didnt, i did at the time but now the reason i didnt include it has slipped my mind :roll: :roll: :?
sometimes i confuse myself :lol:

Are you a natural blonde or do you dye it? :lol: :lol:

omg dont even go there :lol:
im a brunette but my bf reckons im a…[Read more]

well i was gonna say love but have no idea why i didnt, i did at the time but now the reason i didnt include it has slipped my mind :roll: :roll: :?
sometimes i confuse myself :lol:

Are you a natural blonde or do you dye it? :lol: :lol:

hope you’re feeling better real soon dawny.
you cant expect to feel 100% straight away hun its gonna take a little while. but im sure by this time next week you’re gonna feel much better then a week after that you’ll feel even better :D

And who knows in 5 years you might be feelin okay :shock:

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phillip and fern are great rnt they. they have such a laugh :lol:
it actually makes me enjoy watching ‘this morning’

Much better than boring old Richard and Judy :-…

well im now feeling gutted :cry:

Ive sent you a PM
(((((GB)))))

xxxx

@dee wrote:

@token_male wrote:

@dee wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

wheres the pic of the sparkler then :wink:

It’s platinum with a square solitare diamond……….. least that what he tells me….could be silver with a cubic zecona in it for all I know :roll:

Thats right have faith in him from the start :D

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was one of those atic ceilings.. it was a disastor right from start to finish, we never did end up doing anything, i saw the funny side of it, i also never saw her again till 2 months later in a night club, where she invited herself to my house, and i was that tired, i just fell asleep :)

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@geordiebird wrote:

soulie told me rough sex rainny :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
im glad i aint dating at the min and in a nice cosy(lol) relationship :lol:

Thats got to be one of the most embarassing…. :lol:

tell me about it :oops: :oops:
cant go into detail but ive been there
not with soulie though mind :lol:

soulie told me rough sex rainny :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
im glad i aint dating at the min and in a nice cosy(lol) relationship :lol:

Thats got to be one of the most embarassing…. :lol:

did someone mention torture :wink: :lol:

yep i got the whips and chains mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

omg thats terribloe but thank god you wont have to foot the bill. are they gonna involve the police then, if they know where its happening?

Just got off the phone to the police and asked soooooooooo many things they can trace it due to the fact they used same shop :roll: everytime (pr icks). Im relieved to know why i have…[Read more]

My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a
good mood it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said,…

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i havent got a recent pic :(

Me neither….still, I’m putting the warpaint on and straightening my hair later to go out – I’ll get a pic taken then an post it when I’ve sobered up after tonight….Tuesday I reckon… :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

lol just recieved 2 from a pair of dafties :lol: :lol:

*wonders who she means* :- :-

:wink: :wink:

lol just recieved 2 from a pair of dafties :lol: :lol:

*wonders who she means* :- :-

i havent sent any pm’s for a few days or recieved any for a few days :cry:
but the ones i recieved the other day were unexpected and really nice :wink:

ill send ya one hun xx

good to see you back :wink:

XXX

getting good marks for 3 assignments and ,hopefully, doing ok in my exam today :D

Good luck chick and well done!! xx

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor’s blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

=D> 7/10

happy xmas rainny pet and have a great new yr. hope 2006 brings you everything you want :D

You too GB xx We will have to organise a spring JC meet up me thinks. 8)

merry xmas oss and everyone else who peeks in here :D
hope santa’s good to you all

I tend to peek elsewhere GB, but thanks all the same :wink:

ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:

Sounds as if you’ve done that before :shock: :lol:

good luck dawny im sure you’ll make a right pig’s ear of it. Just panic like crazy and drop all the food on the floor, they’ll all laugh about it afterwards. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

good luck dawny im sure you’ll make a right pig’s ear of it. Just panic like crazy and drop all the food on the floor, they’ll all laugh about it afterwards. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oi i never said that!!!!!!! :lol: