You’ll never win tinks! And bless ya Rose, ya dead cute, if only ;) x

:-k

we’ll see mr GRRRman………..we’ ll see
:lol:

Hmmmmmmm not really but hey ho! Plod on, ya gotta aintcha? So what is it now, it cant be still Cath 55 lol, must be Cath 65 by now heheheee x

ya cheeky sod lol actually its 61 so up ya chuff !!! lol xxx

100% yes so far! Keep it up ladies! hehehe!

You bloody attention seeker :lol: fgs was only thinking about what had happened to you yesterday! It’s ok I’m on holiday and was bored its the only time I CAN think :lol:

See you in Forum 3 tomorrow 8) If only! :wink:

Should HermanGRRRman! return to the chat rooms?

hello you, how you doing stranger? hope life is treating you well xxx

LOL shazza u aint poked me in a while tartypants! me fundamental orifice is gettin dry! lol oooeer ;) good to see you n all chicken

Hello,Good Evening n Welcome to you and your fundamental orifice :D

LOL@ Twassack!!! How ive missed that banter!
Bat, my PC is posher than your poxy Volvo anyday, so if your not gonna help me u can tickle me chubble! :lol:

No I aint gonna help you, you great twassack. It,s your own fault for buying shyte pc,s from “mates”. The stupid pile of junk has probably got a virus and feck knows what…[Read more]

Had a good un tho, made a change, got a blow job too!

Do you always get the vaccum out on special occasions? :roll: :D

New year is for gay gays! Its full of part timers in the pubs, so the bas tard pubs close early, then open up with a charge on the door, or a “gay advanced ticket” ffs then proper pub goers like me, are forced to pay 10, 15 or 20 quid to get in the places i want. Its gay gay gay! Bast ards the lot of em, i wish Bat would…

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Christmas is for real gays! Christmas day is so boring, its all fake. Seeing family you aint seen in ages, making small talk, buying prezzies, pubs are shut. Its gay gay gay! :evil:

Must be your favourite day of the year considering you seemingly have an obsession with all things gay :lol:

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Maybe he is expecting a Christmas tip, wearing shorts for easy access! :lol:

Hey Hermmy , A Blonde woman stands at her door when the dustmen arrive , so one by one she leads them up the stairs & shags em but when it comes to the Drivers turn she just gives him £20-00 , he asks why , why do i not get a shag ? she replies my…[Read more]

Ive decorated my tree with empty beer cans, empty fag packets, and the angel on top is an empty bottle of vodka. Oh, and I’ve put my used jonnies on it so it glows in the dark! :lol:

used jonnies lol who are you trying to kid :lol:

Ive decorated my tree with empty beer cans, empty fag packets, and the angel on top is an empty bottle of vodka. Oh, and I’ve put my used jonnies on it so it glows in the dark! :lol:

The scary thing is you aint lying are you!!! :lol:

Maybe he is expecting a Christmas tip, wearing shorts for easy access! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ll tell you something though he’s got sexy legs :wink:

I feel lostypoos! :lol:

you do make me laugh :lol:

Why can’t people donate to the Hermy Charity? I’m in desperate need to have a penis size reduction, and I’m spending too much money on plasters for the grazes on me bellend, cos it drags along the feckin pavement! :evil:

Also translated as you have a bad back and keep bashing your forehead on the floor, DlCKKKKKK…[Read more]

Anyone who believes in any religion ia as gullable as a 4yr old! :evil:

yes yes yes yes yes right on the button.
religion is fear
fear is religion
designed by the rich to keep the poor in their place afraid and blinded by bull tosh.
ive never met a poor vicar or priest have you ?
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She should train to become a sprinter or a high jumper! All world records would be smashed, but on second thoughts, shes asian, they’re useless at athletics! :lol:

Oh trust you, ffs. Where the hell have you been anyway? Nice to have ya back anyway, twassack. :lol: :lol:

I also forgot…….. there was CCTV footage of the unprovoked attack in the pizza takeaway place. When the police demanded it, those feckin foreigners got rid of it, cos they didn’t want anything to do with it. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
And they think they have a right to be here………………

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No, DOA, once a c00nt, always a c00nt. You’re just a saddo with that gets kicks out of annoying people on this site and you can’t even spell your occupation you feckin pummer! :twisted:

Aint that spelt B ummer in Brighten Hermy lmao

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Here ya go shazza! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soz about the unsteady hand, I just got up!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhjyaUjJow

How many seconds after did yer head hit the table lol!!!!! ya nutter! :lol:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

I probably need a new anti virus to be honest mate. Can u recommend any good FREE ones? :D

Try this Max. I use it. It updates itself every day.

Thanks Bat darling! Its downlaoding now. estimated time left : 38 minutes :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hope this is right lol

Ive had AVG before and i got rid cos it made my start up mega slow, but hey ho, il give it a go cheers “dave” :lol:

Max the only reason your pc is slow it,s coz it,s a cheap pile of shyte you bought for 50 quid from a “mate”…twassack. :lol:

I probably need a new anti virus to be honest mate. Can u recommend any good FREE ones? :D

Try this Max. I use it. It updates itself every day.

@ForumHostGM wrote:

The “click” is where groups of users don’t talk to new people in a room.

The word you are looking for is CLIQUE NOT “CLICK” YOU FU.CKING EEJIT.

GO BUY A THESAURUS MORON.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Dont say that to him GM, his that thick he’ll probably go to a museum to find a thesaurus :shock:

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Yukon wrote:

I am YUKON and Im am intellectually superior to you people. You can not debate with me on the Chat Boards so Im banned for nothing other than being too damn smart.

Ur as fick as sh it! :lol:

….and you’re a sad, pathetic, bald little weasel.

Oh dear I think I’m gonna cry!!!!

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FFS leave jem jem alone, i reckon she is tasty! My kinda girl! Happy smiley she looks lubbly :D

She is a great girl, Ive known her a while and she is fab xx

We shall see Mrs Gooner! Who’s the chick in ya avatar btw? :D

Tis me the one and only gooniebird!!!! (check out the red eyes)

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Ugo thinking he has got a mate in Dibbs… :?:

Is there anything wrong in that?

Are you asking for my advice?

Not at all. . . . :)

Such an interpretation seems so stifling in our social connections and contrary to natural discussion. Are we never…

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No no! Im not Mr gay gay! I never said I was Mr gay gay. But he’s on his way way! Are you still daring…….. :wink:

nudge me if ye DARE……………….. :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Awwwwwww pats!!! are u on ya laptop on a park bench with ya gang of 14 yr olds? :lol: :wink:

yup wanna join me gay boy?????????????? :wink: :lol:

Yes Pats! I do!!! Get ya back door out…. Mr gay gay is on his way way! :D

i’m open…….if ye dare…………… :wink:

@Matty wrote:

@token_male wrote:

a few teams impressed me, Newcastle did but its about time they did!

Man utd chelsea and ar senal will be fine and we all know this

liverpool? last minute free kick for an extreme foul…..a goals a goal at the end of the day torres didnt impress me to be honest but im a blue so..in my opinion…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Herman. Is your mind working overtime? :wink:

I need to get off this thread methinks…….. It’s making my mind think about Ugo’s twanger ffs! :lol:

And I’m not a gay gay! :D

:shock: I’d be careful what you try and dismiss!

@PATS wrote:

having seen ugo/s twanger i’d say dont…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Herman. Is your mind working overtime? :wink:

I need to get off this thread methinks…….. It’s making my mind think about Ugo’s twanger ffs! :lol:

And I’m not a gay gay! :D

:-k :-k

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

PMFSL at this thread! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why do women complain about the sizes of mens penises ffs, they ALL fit! :lol: :lol:

depends whether or not they touch the sides tho. :wink:

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PMFSL at this thread! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why do women complain about the sizes of mens penises ffs, they ALL fit! :lol: :lol:

depends whether or not they touch the sides tho. :wink:

Mary, will you please stop sniffing ya armpit, and you also have 2 pubes sticking out of ya bikini line! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like No.7 the best. :D

lmfao @ AbitofHermmyyyy lol oi that was custom drawn for me..!!! don’t diss!!

I’ve just had a tour around the forums to see which kind of nicknames are there which aren’t allowed in JustChat. Here are my findings………

Forum 1.
c@ckcam4fem
Into16yrOlds?
Suck_my_di ck
fingermeM28

Forum 2.
i_smell_NI GGER
dil do_girl
no_ni ggers

Not to mention all the other sicko names which involve cams, msn,…

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I hardly ever see her either since her promotion :evil:

Here I am posing for the camera. :lol:

And this is me and the family on a nightly flap. :lol:

Tut tut tut at all the kerb crawlers in here! By the way? How much did you lot pay for a bit of pu$$y? :lol:

PATS gets her pu$$y`s free I mean take Fastcars for instance …..

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

GRRRRRRRRR sunshine1 and I was thinking you were the one for me as well! Plenty more fish in the sea! :wink: :lol:

Plentyoffish innit Hermmy lmfao

PS. Maybe I`m havin none of that foursome orgy thingy ffs Oss is a gayboy :( :( :(

Foursome?? i counted five lol would you like to borrow my abacus?? hehe

@blackkettle wrote:

i wish to go to heaven, prefarably with a hunk

My house is heaven, blackkettle, and I’m a hunk, book a taxi hun! :lol: :lol: :lol:

shouldnt that be…………if i ad a deathwish……………… 8) :-

@fastcars wrote:

Is Groucho a manic depressive?

BITE BITE BITE YET ANOTHER BITE!

You become more like Ugo everyday.

@Succubus wrote:

no its just spotty tiitted fat cyber slagged yanks we dont like…

WOW! Look at those tits! They look like Zippy! :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

@queenie wrote:

Morning all I am new and haven’t a clue what I’m doing :-s

I see yo have quickly learnt how to use the “quote” feature and smileys ans you have even put an avatar up! And you say you haven’t got a clue what ya doing? Wow! Took me months to get an avatar rocking! :D

Can’t do a signature though :cry:

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@PATS wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMAO!!!! FFS ugo! Don’t give fasty something he can wa nk over!!!!! :lol:

thats just wrong ! [-X :-…

Great t/its though pats 8)

blushes………………..cmere biatch !…………… :P

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMAO!!!! FFS ugo! Don’t give fasty something he can wa nk over!!!!! :lol:

thats just wrong ! [-X :-…

Great t/its though pats 8)

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

:( :( :( :( :( I hate arguments!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Why don’t you all kiss and make up, eh?

cos i dunt kiss ass when i’m in the right. 8)

That would make the two of us then

:( :( :( :( :( I hate arguments!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Why don’t you all kiss and make up, eh?

cos i dunt kiss ass when i’m in the right. 8)

Yes t’is a shame. He always made me pi/ss in eastenders sniffing around Pat. :lol:

see ya on the end of the prom hermy..our greatest hits :)

@fastcars wrote:

One wish would be for folk on here to stop posting drunken boring crap on these boards on a Saturday night which the rest of us have to wade through on a Sunday morning trying to find something original and funny to read.

I’m guilty as f00k!!! However, fasty’s opinion counts for nothing!
Why are you picking…

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