@ItsAndy wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Other people’s snot and bogies… heave :twisted:

stop eating them then!! :lol:

ello andy lol x

hiya shaz m8 :D ………..how’s u doin?

@sharongooner wrote:

Other people’s snot and bogies… heave :twisted:

stop eating them then!! :lol:

ello andy lol x

@ItsAndy wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

Finding out i’m gonna be a Mommy :D

congrats kenty m8 :D

i never knew u had it in u :shock:

She defo had it in her lucky f00ker lol :twisted:

sunny you perv lol!!

Congrats Kenty xxx 8)

@kentlass19 wrote:

Finding out i’m gonna be a Mommy :D

congrats kenty m8 :D

i never knew u had it in u :shock:

She defo had it in her lucky f00ker lol :twisted:

tail

opps……i meant tale :oops:

fail (like me in this game) :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

what worries me is i shower like a man, except i shake me f annyaboot lol

:shock: :lol:

lol you cheeky lad…!!! U/…

Im like sunny…. hense how she’s ma dislexic twin lol

bugger

No, it’s not bugger! :lol:

:roll:

:shock: :shock:

BIG DEAL

oh….i see someones already got it :lol:

You were just after the prize weren’t you? :lol:

stranger things have happened, but i think this one is over.

we might thrash them in the next one tho :D

(i wouldn’t put any money on it tho)

I never bet on sport, me mum works in a bettin shop and there is no such thing as a dead cert! A rank outsider though……….. might stick a quid on it now and then :wink:

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@ItsAndy wrote:

i’m no expert, but i’m guessing there is a compatability issue between ie7 and motive. everything was fine until i installed ie7, then everything went tits up!

it’s more annoying than anything else, error messages drive me up the wall :evil:

Yes me too. and why for the love of Christ, cant they be written in English?…

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do u use long slow strokes, or short fast ones?brush strokes when ur painting i mean :lol:

think u posted on wrong thread andy :lol:

of course u are :wink:

i’m postin’, pming and holding sommat warm a cup of tea of course :lol:

lmao stop winking at me again!!!

what else could u possibly have meant hehe im listening to engelbert humpadink

lucky old dog :wink: closely followed by me if i had the chance :D

lol not lucky me tho, he wiped his d’ick on my leg lastnight ffs :shock:

night andy :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

i dunno… my kitchen is small and very limited… but i’ll pop down to greggs for you

mine is very small and limited too. you just gotta make do with what ya got :D

yes.. or use microsoft paint.. to enlarge it :)

shall we all watch a film :wink: :lol:

best not :shock:

u pair ain’t got nowt to worry about

i was the one dressed up as a woman and being done by soulie!! :lol:

now THATS a mental picture n half

no u aint sould, me n andy can manage it just fine ;)

@ItsAndy wrote:

stick a pocket rocket up it’s ass, that should speed it up! :D

i would…..if it had an ass!!!

ass who mentioned ass :D :D :D ooooops soz thought this was private messagin

ill get me coat :D

stick a pocket rocket up it’s ass, that should speed it up! :D

i would…..if it had an ass!!!

got one on order m8 :D

anyhoo ian, u a bit of an ozzy fan?

good job mate :wink: :D

ummm yeah how you know that lol :D

@ItsAndy wrote:

@ian-s wrote:

evening andy hows you mate :D

ok m8 thanx. and urself? :D

yeah im good thanks just havin a quiet stroll around jc and makin the most of kenty not postin 50,000 words a minute :D :D :D :D

u cheeky b’astard! ur supposed to luv me!!

and yep they’re here, so piss off :P

@ian-s wrote:

evening andy hows you mate :D

ok m8 thanx. and urself? :D

yeah im good thanks just havin a quiet stroll around jc and makin the most of kenty not postin 50,000 words a minute :D :D :D :D

nowt wrong with the stuff i eat babes or with the stuff i’d like to eat :wink:

guess what babes, just got the yellow pages out :D

the stuff u eat is yucky(i wont comment on the stuff u’d like to eat)

if u disappear for more than 20mins im texting with orders to put it away!! if u find any goodies tho u know where my inbox is ;)

nah, it’s ok. i can live with having both ‘kenty’ and ‘kenty babes’ on me phone :wink: :D

oops kenty, i forgot to vote :( now if either party lose by one vote, it’s all my fault :?

oh andy!! u said u were gonna!! i’m disappointed u didnt keep to it :roll:

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he’s prob not confuddled at all babes, just a bit thick :shock:

ur right bout the gloves, won’t be able to tell if it’s pleasantly warm, or dangerously hot :shock: it may also be a bit damp inside babes :D

n’aa just a likle slow i think

deffo right, no gloves necessary, im sure it’s only pleasantly warm damp :shock: is that…[Read more]

does it feel warm now? and what about ur fan? :lol:

yep it’s pretty warm underneath :roll: oh…yeah me fan is pretty hot too

just take it easy to start with, a gentle trot maybe, then build up to a gallop. if that doesn’t make you come off, i don’t know what will :shock:

anyhoo, what processors in ya puter kenty?

pml ur right, building up slowly is the best way to do it lmao i reckon knowing me i’d have ‘come off’ at the gentle trot :lol:

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i’m sure you’d make a good horse rider kenty, just be careful not to fall off :shock:

ur lappy looks really cool. defo gonna get one.

at the mo, i’m desparately tryin’ not to pi*s meself laffing thanks to ^^^^^^^^^

sweety…how could i possibly fall off …..is it poss :shock:

lol thought u might, it’s got a dvd/cd…[Read more]

have you always lived there babes?

can never have too many links :wink:

yep always lived here, well in and about this town, what bout u? always been a brum lad?

http://www.pichunter.com/ enjoy :wink:

nope. not going anywhere :( there’s no harm in trying to keep me up though :wink:

awwwww poor thing, i’ll always keep ya company i know that babe, just some ppl arent capable of staying ‘up’ and dont like it when others do :wink: :lol:

i’m really sorry kenty. :( wasn’t sure if you’d still be talking to me today. thought i’d really @rsed things up! it wasn’t intentional, honest.

i’ll try msn 7 and see how it goes, that’s if ya still wanna chat to me :(

lmao it’s np, we all get tired n abrupt

if msn 7 works for u let me know, i’ll redownload it

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a panther? *starts drinking the dutyfrees on the flight*

too common *tuts and goes to jump on next avilable plane*

a spider? *runs to the airport with suitcase, but will send kenty airfare so she can join him when she’s calmed down*

ewwwwww no! i cant even look at a spider on tele let alone have one tattooed on me :shock: awwwwww thanx, good thing i calm down quick innit

if ur really in pain, then get it sorted. i’ll jump off a crane.i’ll just make sure i’m wearing me pampers extra absorbant nappy! :lol:

still thinking about a tat. what kinda things do u like?

lmao u’ll chicken out even if i do go dentist! :evil: (one guy i saw doing it while there literally crapped himself so think u might…[Read more]

no need to rush the dentist babes, i’m sure the tooth will get better on its own :D

oh bugger, what have i done. :?

what ya reading kenty?

but u told me lastnight…and night b4 etc that i really really shud get it sorted :shock:

hehehe i want proof u did one n all! hehehe u n ur big mouth

i’m reading ‘bad boy’ by olivia…[Read more]

or we could have some cream in our coffee of course!! :lol:

oooh i love the feel of cream sliding down me throat dont like coffee, can u put ur cream somewhere else plz

cum on then m8, i’m waiting for ya. kettles on, and me jeans are off!! :lol:

u gonna make tea too? cos i bloody aint :shock: put em back on! taking em off with mouth is half the fun

ok kenty, i’ll come and lead the way :D

we’ve only just started and we’re already on the cum jokes ffs! :lol:

good lad, dont come too quick tho :shock:

lmao its ME ur talking to, never takes long to get to cum with me :D

hiya babes!! :D :D

feeling a bit tired? i know the feeling! :lol:

apart from that, u ok?

lol aye i’m tired, not sleeping nights so crashing out all day. and apart from that im good…and u honey?

@andydec wrote:

:lol: HELLo kenty you ok darlin x 8)

well hello sweetie xxx long time no see, im ok ta, and your fine self?

just face it BB, ya computers f*cked!! :twisted: :lol:

Ya think Andy?? :?

Jeeeez, you lot are a right helpful bunch huh??? NOT!!!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

it’s massive kenty!!! :lol: :lol:

(it’s a flat pack wardrobe from mfi, need a hand putting it up!!) :lol:

im sure i can help :wink:

diy really isnt my thing!
oh sh!t…this is kenty btw, they banned me :lol: :lol: :lol:

(may need me balls at some point) :wink:

may? :shock: :shock: think u need to change that to ‘i’ll deffo’

tommy….dunno if its just me, but are u being sarky? :twisted:

looks ok to me m8 :D

i’ll put it in over the weekend and see what happens :D

(i’ll try putting msn in aswell!) :wink: :lol:

good luck putting it in, tis pretty hard :roll:

(are we still talking bout msn!)
i want ur msn addy soon as u download msn :wink:

no worries m8. how do you take it?

your tea i mean!

i take it all ways babe, i’m easy :D

and suddenly another piccy appears, or am I just starting to hallucinate!

(already told you yesterday I like your company!)

lmao nope ur not hallucinating, but u are slow!! im fiddling to keep a siggy, but every1 i like comes out blurry :(

(u did? must have missed that, fek!)

I can send a donation in the post if you want! :? :lol:

You never know kenty, when ur older you might settle down and have kids. :D

(that’s if u can find time between writing ya dirty stories!! :lol: :lol:

post??? nooooo ur gonna have to give me the donation urself :D

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If my dream has you in it, it’s bound to be dirty! :lol: :lol:

best hope i’m not in it then, cant have u waking up with a boner can we :roll: :roll:

oooops keep forgetting im supposed to fek off

hehe…I haven’t, I’ve still got something to look forward to! :lol: :lol:

(good point kenty. Defo don’t bat for the other team, I’d hardly stay up most the night chattin to you if I did!!) :lol: :lol:

lol well if u need a hand at all when u do, just gimme a shout :wink:

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hehe….I’m in no doubt about your talents, kenty! :wink:

I bet you don’t leave anything untouched (when you’re hoovering I mean!!) :lol: :lol:

which talents would they be? :lol:

oh trust me, nothing goes untouched by me (and i’m NOT talking bout the hoovering) :wink: :)

Yeah kenty, of course you can come with me! (to Kwik Save that is!) :lol:

awwwwww get my hopes up n then dash em y dont ya! :(