Do you have a hump back and a ringing in the ears…

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The man who almost completed it ended up in an asylum…is there any insanity in your family?

I have a maddening limp, could it be genetic?

Shhhh I pretend to be intelligent on here, you’ll shatter the illusion…

I have just put you on my “To Do” list, I can see a long programme of work ahead of me now.

I was going to reply with a question but I realised that’s the other thread!

The sniggerers will have a heyday, blondie :P

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

So does everyone else, but that’s another story :wink:

You are the only one who laughs with me :(

Better one person who laughs with you than ten people who laugh at you :wink:

Its not the 10 that laugh, its the 100 who snigger :P

They do a chicken bovril?

Take one chicken, and one bovril. Do I need to say more?

Or check out http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands/foodbrands/bovril.aspx

I prefer to take my time licking the chocolate off…have you tried them in any other hot liquids?

Chicken bovril, have you tried it?

So does everyone else, but that’s another story :wink:

You are the only one who laughs with me :(

oh oh, look out, a bored James :lol:

I think you do me a disservice, young lady. I find myself tremendously amusing when I have nothing to do.

trouble is, what do I do now.

Is this the third time? All the best things come in threes…. :wink: :lol:

It might feel like it, honey, but I am only just starting the second lap. I am getting your bathchair scrutinised.

Young? Oh I love you! lol
Don’t worry, I won’t stay speechless for long :P

“Barbie, give us the old ‘Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Off, Start All Over Again’ one. Looks like I have to begin again.”

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like you speechless too young lady.

You can get tablets for all sorts of things these days I believe.

Pssssssst….it’s ages since we hijacked this thread, and it’s made me smile – thank you :D

It’s brought tears to my eyes.

Well her will is quite explicit about it being enough for a 99…at least I think it says 99, her hands are so athritic and it affects her writing you know. She doesn’t talk much at all since you returned her home, just sits there with rosy glowing cheeks and a smile on her face obviously reliving her memories…

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You didn’t tell me you’d taken old Mrs Smith out…I wondered why she’d changed her will, leaving you a small bequest for “services rendered”…just enough to cover fish and chips on the pier followed by a 99. For future reference, my house is the one with the green door, Mrs Smith has a red door….unless…omg, are you colour…

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It was the whole ensemble, bathchair, tartan rug, granny glasses, and the innocence of a stroll on Eastbourne pier. You still owe me an ice cream.

Well you’ll just have to remember your safe word next time :P

And you had better bring your ear trumpet.

Shucks, just with my words? :twisted:

You know what happened last time. That cushion got a lot of unkind comments.

very :wink: :lol:

(laughs socks off at humble and simple)

One could take offence, and decline to post, were it not for the incredible humility that now craves this sort of cybermasochism. Whip me, Jen, whip me. No, with your words.

Would you be trying to compromise me here James?

How transparent can a humble, simple, genuine man be?

I’m too much of a lady to divulge that James :wink:

I am only guessing, but are we talking low teens? :P

OK, well hot buttered toast with lemon curd gives me zing :P

How about pork pie and pickle

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I have other things to make me zing all day :wink:

I think I can speak for Kenty here and say we are both agog and need to know more.

I think some things are for pm only :P

let us start with the non PM things

I have other things to make me zing all day :wink:

I think I can speak for Kenty here and say we are both agog and need to know more.

You should try them, kenty, jen, make you zing all day.