@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

So does everyone else, but that’s another story :wink:

You are the only one who laughs with me :(

Better one person who laughs with you than ten people who laugh at you :wink:

Its not the 10 that laugh, its the 100 who snigger :P

@jen_jen wrote:

OK, well hot buttered toast with lemon curd gives me zing :P

How about pork pie and pickle

Depends on the pickle :wink:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I have other things to make me zing all day :wink:

I think I can speak for Kenty here and say we are both agog and need to know more.

I think some things are for pm only :P

let us start with the non PM things

@jen_jen wrote:

I have other things to make me zing all day :wink:

I think I can speak for Kenty here and say we are both agog and need to know more.

I think some things are for pm only :P

@jen_jen wrote:

Come in number 222, your time is up…

Should I come quietly for once

:shock: :-#

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

He was a rock, but his time had come

And they say size doesn’t matter….

That is why he had to go I am afraid. Plus you could almost see right through him.

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

He was a rock, but his time had come

And they say size doesn’t matter….

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

@James54 wrote:

Friday will be my board-birthday

What are you getting me, jenbabe?

Well most one year olds can still fit into a babygro…

how about something in pink

Friday will be my board-birthday

What are you getting me, jenbabe?

Well most one year olds can still fit into a babygro…

@James54 wrote:

losing sleep

Losing sleep makes you smile? I guess it depends what made you lose the sleep… :?

twas wishful thinking, bonnie lass

:P

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get…

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@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

No one threw their knickers though

Did you have an audience of hundreds, nay thousands, of middle-aged women as you showered?

I am sworn to secrecy but tickets were hard to get hold of I understand

Singing Delilah in the shower

Eat your heart out Tom Jones :lol:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Going south, across and up :lol:

Is there any other way?

Apparently yes, but I’m blonde :P

A natural then

@jen_jen wrote:

Going south, across and up :lol:

Is there any other way?

Apparently yes, but I’m blonde :P

Paint guns and wine tasting

Together? could get kinda messy :D

Splat!

@James54 wrote:

by permission…………

There was a young girl from the valleys
Who liked to check out how a pal is
She would give him a squeeze
From his ribs
To his knees
Taking care not to damage his phallus

Hey you changed it :lol:

SusieQ has delicate ears

@James54 wrote:

Questioning the rules of gaming according to the Marquis of Sade, I think it was

:- :lol:

lodges an appeal with susieq

indulging my addiction :)

Not pork pies again?

@James54 wrote:

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Now there’s an offer you don’t get every day! :lol:

Nah Jen.. he forgot the bransons pickle :shock: heinous crime !!!!

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Now there’s an offer you don’t get every day! :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet ***…

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@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

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Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

Last time i looked they did not sell Pork Pies in Ann Summers :? The mind boggles

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

@James54 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ello James where you been hiding? :lol:
And I will have you know I was affectionately known as Pissy Pants in the chat rooms. :lol:

Usual place, kenty, under your bed amongst the chamberpots.

He does snore, doesn’t he

Thats me who’s snoring :oops: :lol:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

Ello James where you been hiding? :lol:
And I will have you know I was affectionately known as Pissy Pants in the chat rooms. :lol:

Usual place, kenty, under your bed amongst the chamberpots.

He does snore, doesn’t he

Thats me who’s snoring :oops: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

rofl….speak for yourself :P

Vital with all the p*ss artists in here

Ello you, as kenty says, where you been hiding?

And p*ss artists in here? Where? Name and shame!

Dear JC

Does anyone else not seem to achieve the Lynx effect?

Try taking the top off the can before you spray.

Dear JC

Heads? or Tails? how do I choose?

Which end is the prettiest?

Dear JC

Who am I? And what am I doing here?

confused.com

I’ve been asking that for years!

My crystal ball :)

Just the one?

A phone conversation with a hunk :)

Where’s my siggy pic gone? it’s still in my profile but it’s not appearing…waaaaah I want my smartie back! :cry:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”

I think we need more evidence than that, jen, you of the cute nose

Just take a look at my siggy for evidence of that…photo taken in the siggymaster’s very cold studio :wink: :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@James54 wrote:

who is for a fish supper?

That’s what I like, a man who lets other men, perform oral on his partner! :shock:

:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I love being exposed

So it says in your police record…. :wink: :lol:

@James54 wrote:

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

haemorrhoids

Though some will say they’re a pain in the ar/se :lol:

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

:roll: nope…can’t think of anyfink

(ok sorry kenty, not keeping up with your naughty mind here, ignore the lassoo)

by rehearsing the knots James had taught her on his boat……………

she came up the most intricate contraption designed to….

(ok sorry kenty, not keeping up with your naughty mind here, ignore the lassoo)

by rehearsing the knots James had taught her on his boat……………

my naught mind? tsk James whatever are you insinuating :wink:

so kenty grabbed the defibrulator and loosened his and her clothing…..

or maybe it was here….

a little day dream about relocating to jen jen’s place so I can comment on office workers :)

I’ll put the kettle on…

a young lady telling me her hiking boots have heels; my sort of girl :)

Leopard print too?

What made me smile…watching the young office worker from down the road STILL insisting on teetering in on 5 inch heels and in a mini skirt despite the snow…shame about the terrified look on her face with each step she takes…

should I target shorter wales? where would I find one?

There’s lots of them around if you know where to look

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

ah, the ironies of life make one smile; its good to get it all out in the open

Really…are you a naturist as well as a sailor?

Only in the mediterranean, only in international waters, and only in April May late September and October. And its not a pretty sight. So far whales have refused to bite.…

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ah, the ironies of life make one smile; its good to get it all out in the open

Really…are you a naturist as well as a sailor?