So…..all is good in the “special” land of JC…..I’ve spoken briefly with the people who matter ;) I think its time for me to bugger off for another 6 months or so :D

Sian get you skank ass on msn more often….how do you expect me to keep up with all the goss when you dont come talk to me :roll:

Mucky Chops…email or…

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@sunny wrote:

Matty go eat ya ar se with a spoon :twisted: want ya my ar se

would rather pull me toe nails off with tweezers :twisted:

i didnt say u want me sunny….i said u love me….and u know its true :wink:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Yoooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo c*nty, 9 weeks yday til Im over your way (not that Im…

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Matty go eat ya ar se with a spoon :twisted: want ya my ar se

would rather pull me toe nails off with tweezers :twisted:

i didnt say u want me sunny….i said u love me….and u know its true :wink:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Yoooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo c*nty, 9 weeks yday til Im over your way (not that Im counting lol).

How’s things…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

haha they deleted it, funny sh*t….get a life you silly f*cks :D

Siiiaaannnnnn…..how are you love?? I miss your smelly hole :wink:

Scary M u gonna come visit me when u come over?? Best do…..and Sunny, kiss my ass….u know u love me 8)

ur over the Eastern states Martttyyy….…

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@*Sian wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

John McRirrick or however you spell it
Lulu
Kylie Minogue (and her sister)
Jason Orange and all other members of Take That (thankyou had enough 1st time round)
Anthea Turner… full in the face
Jeremy Kyle (married twice hypocrite)
Philip Scholfield

Somebody stop me, I…

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@sharongooner wrote:

John McRirrick or however you spell it
Lulu
Kylie Minogue (and her sister)
Jason Orange and all other members of Take That (thankyou had enough 1st time round)
Anthea Turner… full in the face
Jeremy Kyle (married twice hypocrite)
Philip Scholfield

Somebody stop me, I could go all night

:shock: now…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

John McRirrick or however you spell it
Lulu
Kylie Minogue (and her sister)
Jason Orange and all other members of Take That (thankyou had enough 1st time round)
Anthea Turner… full in the face
Jeremy Kyle (married twice hypocrite)
Philip Scholfield

Somebody stop me, I could go all…

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Ugh! That is just wrong.

You want him dont ya i can tellllllllllllllll :lol:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Sure! Why not! ;)

:shock:

Only with your permission of course. :wink:

Sure! Why not! ;)

:shock:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

hee, loving these results. Tell me what you chose though, don’t be scared :D

Yeah, me taking the blame for your antics, us usual !! :lol:

Why am I talking to myself? :?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

hee, loving these results. Tell me what you chose though, don’t be scared :D

Yeah, me taking the blame for your antics, us usual !! :lol:

Why am I talking to myself? :?

Ok girls and boys (those of you who know me, which I dont think is many anymore, where the make fun of have u lot gone)….time to come clean. All these years you’ve known me as Marty….well thats a lie, my name isnt Marty, I’m not married, I have no kids, I’m just a little fibber. 8) I’m one of the following….lets see how…

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His best will always be that African dude…….wtf was his name again…..it’s right there, remind me PB?! He was hilarious! 8)

wtf u doin ere……………………. :lol:

Who are all these people?!?! :shock: :evil:

c*ntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy welcome back my lil kangaroo bouncing boomerang. I missed ya, mwah xxx :lol:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Get back to your surfboard you Aussie Cu.nt. :wink:

8) Heh, Mr Manners..how goes it?

We dont want your Convict type bringing the boards down. :wink:

Ha! Now would be a great time to tell you I have a new computer then :wink: 8)

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I was just thinking about you when i looked at my profile. I wondered what the C00nt was up to! – oh and its bloody quiet without you! :lol:

Its great to see you here for a visit 8)

W00t! Rainny!!! 8) 8) How’s the resident JC clown? :D

Clown! *chokes on her windpipe*

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

..hey you lot 8) How ya all doin’?? I’m on my sister’s computer (slow as f*ck dial-up rubbish) and thought I’d pop in and say hi. :D

So howdy 8)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

my cu nt is back woo hoo

Thomas!!

*pounces & hugs* :D

:oops: Sorry, carried away…..

What is your favorite word? bugger

What is your least favorite word? c/unt

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? contentment

What turns you off? People treating others with a lack of respect

What is your favorite curse word? bugger

What sound or noise do you love? the way my niece…

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@American Woman wrote:

Where is the “Hell No” option? :twisted: :roll: :wink:

:lol: Bloody Yanks! No taste whatsoever! :wink:

:lol: Poor Australians, so delusional at times. :wink: :wink:

Ok, it seems making polls is like the “in thing” around here lately so here’s mine :D

Fight for me girls, who wants me the most!! :lol:

PS: I have the trophy for “Sexiest Male” so any lame comments so dont count. 8)

So if your so sexy, wheres ya piccy then? Us ladies wanna see it. :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

sorry marty..only the privelidged few no. :wink:

:- O:) :-# :wink: :lol:

Your a guy, you’re not supposed to keep secrets that girls have told you from other guys, PM now! 8) (I have beer :wink: )

I told her pmllll

@ChatHostUK wrote:

I edited it simply because it contained details about our server I would rather not have displayed to all and sundry ;)

Luckily I copied and pasted it into notepad :D I’ll forward it to u later Rainny :D 8)

Whoops! :oops: :lol: Cheers Mart, i owe you a tin 8)

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@Squeezy wrote:

I don’t think it’s Tory girl…but I do think there is definitely at least one other………..

Are you thinking what I’m thinking Miss Squishy?? :wink: If so it won’t be the first time and I really think we should go into business together!! :lol:

Hmmm….who you thinking?

Pm…

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Oh My Goodness! Thanks Squeezy & Thank you Dawny! :) :) :) I don’t care what anybody says (namely Kate), you’re angels!

At least I know I’m a good mother – Regardless if I get a Happy Mother’s Day or not.

And Soulie, for some reason our Mother’s Day is different over here than yours.…

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@American Woman wrote:

Oh My Goodness! Thanks Squeezy & Thank you Dawny! :) :) :) I don’t care what anybody says (namely Kate), you’re angels!

At least I know I’m a good mother – Regardless if I get a Happy Mother’s Day or not.

And Soulie, for some reason our Mother’s Day is different over here than yours. But, like…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

This person has 824 posts and I’ve NEVER seen her here before :shock: hmmmmm…….

(i didnt vote btw) 8)

never seen you either, btw you know you voted…. after all 3 ppl posted :wink:

Nope I didnt, and to prove it I’ll now vote for dizzy :wink:

This person has 824 posts and I’ve NEVER seen her here before :shock: hmmmmm…….

(i didnt vote btw) 8)

never seen you either, btw you know you voted…. after all 3 ppl posted :wink:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Don’t try to understand the Brit’s, they are too weird! :wink: 8)

who asked you??????? mr “i pretend to hate the brits even though i love them so much i even have their flag in the corner of my flag”

:lol: :lol: I didn’t design our flag! It woulda had the word C*nt on there if I did 8)

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

pml

i talked to greebo tonight for the first time in bloody ages!!!!

:lol: well that was very random…..we’ll just move right along shall we? :lol:

How is my Greebles?? 8)

well i was gonna tell you on msn but you’ve either got me blocked cos you’re a or you’re not online cos you’re…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

^^He’s a c*nt! :D

you love me really 8) ^^is jealous i’m cooler than him

Well duh! :roll: I wouldn’t call you a c*nt if I didnt would I! 8)

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

^^He’s a c*nt! :D

told ya he’s a c*nt :D

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

ere when i was in Aussieland Marty… i used to smoke the Horizon menthol…. 50 fags in packet for $5 lol bet it aint $5 no mair.. as that will be 14yrs ago… lol

Packs of 50 are $20 now

:shock:

well 20 fags over here start @ £4 upwards… so thats aboot…

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@gerrygypsy wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

lets talk about something interesting for a while, ok?

Ok….

Well I was born in a small country town in NSW, Australia in 1979. I grew up on a cotton and wheat farm that my mum and dad owned and was a regular country boy 8)

mmmmmm….Marty that sounds vaguely…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

lets talk about something interesting for a while, ok?

Ok….

Well I was born in a small country town in NSW, Australia in 1979. I grew up on a cotton and wheat farm that my mum and dad owned and was a regular country boy 8)

mmmmmm….Marty that sounds vaguely like David from Big…

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Ugo, Pete, Pats, Fastcars and whoever else is involved in this little feud need to get a life :D

nowt to do wiv me. :wink:

Check this out! They’ve recently introduced disgusting pictures of stuff for our packs of cigs to try to turn people off smoking, gangrene feet, mouth cancer etc, pretty gross some of them. Anyway the following pics show the brand of cig’s I smoke. The first is the outside of the pack with one of the pics (one of the tame…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

For ”Beta version” read ”Aussie version”.

Up yours ya big gay c*nt! :wink:

Oh that’s nice isn’t it???

So you’ve got some crappy Aussie software on your PC (which you most probably stole from somewhere) and it won’t work properly as a result. So you go prancing round the boards,…

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

8) You shoulda chose this one………

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/KangaWallaFox/tueu.jpg

:D

He he, yeah I can just imagine the response to that one now…

‘Ewwwww white text on a black background. Owwwww it hurts my eyes…. I am leaving now….. owww my eyesssssssss’

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:shock: I demand a recount/refund on International and Funniest Male :evil: :wink:

(‘cept for sexiest male….was there ever any doubt?? 8) )

I still haven’t recieved payment :evil: I can still ask Squeezy to take my vote back to shove up your bottom. 8) *

*a very nice bottom indeed….may i eat it?

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Gawd! You’re an old c*nt! I didnt think you were that old.

Happy birthday for then anyway. 8)

and guess who isn’t far behind him :wink:

lol f*ck you! He is 6 years older than me! I’ll start worrying when I hit 30 :D

I hated my 30th birthday…didn’t tell any of my…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Gawd! You’re an old c*nt! I didnt think you were that old.

Happy birthday for then anyway. 8)

and guess who isn’t far behind him :wink:

lol f*ck you! He is 6 years older than me! I’ll start worrying when I hit 30 :D

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Gawd! You’re an old c*nt! I didnt think you were that old.

Happy birthday for then anyway. 8)

and guess who isn’t far behind him :wink:

lol f*ck you! He is 6 years older than me! I’ll start worrying when I hit 30 :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I knew you’d laugh! F*cker!!!! 8) 8)

@Beatty Blue wrote:

I don’t quite get what you mean :?

Look at the picture, does your front page look like that?? Or does it have other stuff on there?

erm… no :?

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Mart misses out again…… :cry: :cry: :cry:

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: Actually, I have appointments every day in september, just remembered. 8)

oi ya…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Mart misses out again…… :cry: :cry: :cry:

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: Actually, I have appointments every day in september, just remembered. 8)

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Mart misses out again…… :cry: :cry: :cry:

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: Actually, I have appointments every day in september, just remembered. 8)

Mart misses out again…… :cry: :cry: :cry:

You could always come over on holiday….. 8) :D

Apparently Lucky’s parents have a spare room you could have :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

No Panickstricken means I no vote! :roll:

I’m in this one on panicstricken’s behalf :wink: And plus I’m losing so I need your vote :D :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: