Brains a overrated in JC

I love it when you post dahlinks :D

@toybulldog wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Us real men just know

Thank God.

Someone finally, despite all the overflowing and instantly forgettable excrement that abounds in this place ( typed by those who daily proclaim their pre-eminent qualifications to expel such detritus from their rear ends),

actually granted valuable seconds…

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Fat women are fine . . its fat mouths that boil my urine

nicely put :lol:

counts too 2

lancs dahlinks………..haven’t seen you posting for a long time :D

As anyone else noticed,every incident happened wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down South…..just a Northern observation thats all. :shock: :lol:

In all the years that i have been driveing not 1 accident have i had , however i was hit
at the trafic lights ( lights being red ) from behind . The man got out came to see if i was
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@lancsman48 wrote:

Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

If only i could speak Sarf

@lancsman48 wrote:

Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

PMSFL Kenty !!!!!!! :lol: *wipes coffee off screen walls etc Omg coffee even came down me nose* :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Got attacked in an alleyway by 3 blokes,managed to knock one out,not an ideal place for a vvank i know,but thought it might be my last.

BLONDE MOMENT ALERT:

Don’t get it :roll:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I wonder, when they pretend to be women in chat rooms do you think they like dressing the part too? hehe :lol:

Adjusts suspender belt

Sprays coffee at the screen…Lancs you’ve shattered my illusions :lol:

Mary had a little lamb ……the doctor was amazed.

That Mary kept him all wrapped up, with lettuce and mayonnaise.

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

the biggest bunch of tw@ts n tarts….but i luvs em

ROGUES GALLERY OF YESTERYEAR

thanks a fookin bunch lancs… :evil: and yes i was the one at a party wearin me sons hat and me mates dads glasses…………….. :oops: :oops: :oops:

where are they…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I noticed the first “Britain” has progressed to the next round.

Her name is Elena Baltacha, born in the Soviet Union. :?

Comes from Edmonton now I think?

I was trying to work out her accent earlier, I thought I heard scottish in there, must be the…

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22 hey you say the nicest things PATS

i’ll remember that nxt time u nudge me ar/seholed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

this unbelievable but true……

Can you imagine working for a company with little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics…

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing dodgy cheques
17 have directly/indirectly banhrupted…

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Shazza said…..

And PB… feck off you old git and leave us ladies alone :twisted:

Ladies,ladies did you say ladies?????[/quote]

I did say ladies.

Does one have a problem with one being a lady? :shock: :lol:

its defence not the americanism defense,just so you know for future ref john

Must’ve been having a yank moment :lol:

@waspish wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Baileys & Cont-rue (Cant spell ) that word… but its Bloody Gorgas!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cointreau pinky write it down

lol…ok, it wouldnt come out on me spell checker, cheers for that. :P

1 man can do that and then be bored 23hrs a day ffs

you get bored even while you sleep?? :shock:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Geez get some prospective,its only footballfor pete’s sake.

supposing the aforementioned is foresaken

What the hell does that mean? :?

@kentlass19 wrote:

the biggest bunch of tw@ts n tarts….but i luvs em

ROGUES GALLERY OF YESTERYEAR

OMG ive like met 9 ppl on there! :lol:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

we grow our own… they only make it to about 7 inches if Im lucky :oops: :lol:

D’you have a battery farm???

I wouldnt put those in the garden :wink: They’d get nicked! :lol:

Up north its safe,we don’t have thieves. :?

@sharongooner wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

we grow our own… they only make it to about 7 inches if Im lucky :oops: :lol:

D’you have a battery farm???

I wouldnt put those in the garden :wink: They’d get nicked! :lol:

up north its safe to grow stuff in your garden,we don’t have thieves. :-

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@lancsman48 wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

we grow our own… they only make it to about 7 inches if Im lucky :oops: :lol:

D’you have a battery farm???

I wouldnt put those in the garden :wink: They’d get nicked! :lol:

up north its safe to grow stuff in your garden,we don’t have thieves. :-

@sharongooner wrote:

we grow our own… they only make it to about 7 inches if Im lucky :oops: :lol:

D’you have a battery farm???

I wouldnt put those in the garden :wink: They’d get nicked! :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

the dfs one thats bin avin a 5 day sale fa the last 5 years.an the cillit bang kunt.

pmlllllllll Mr Blokey goes mental at the dfs sale ones… always splattered over the papers too pml.

How many sofa’s can 1 household buy ffs.

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Opps *ONLY GET WHAT YOU GIVE*CLASSIC

dont let go
youve got the music in you

one of my top faves lancy 8) shame they lost faith in the industry, but that just makes me admire them more

@lancsman48 wrote:

What can’t speak can’t tell truth Shazza.

what…. all your lays are dead? :shock:

:lol:

All these African nations fukkas coming back won’t get a shirt @ Chelski trust me shazza, inform hubby.

Noted. Without Drogba on the pitch you can see the freedom that SWP has anyway and that is what he has been waiting for, the chance to play his own game, bless the little midget.

You,ll be ok Mancs will fook up

I sure hope so :wink: bloody messing up our goal difference at the weekend :twisted:

aha catholic 2 speaks volumes

This means the Pope is a member of JC and also facebook!! Yippee…. Ive got a famous friend!!

Lets throw holy water, lets throw holy water na na nana na na nana… :lol:

haha ones a toffee nosed suvverner lmao

One enjoys that title 8)

Watching Bill Bailey intelligent and funny bonus.

I love the troll man.

Watching Al Murray.

When was last time you considered how milk gets in coconuts?

This week only cos it was mentioned on the telly

When did you last drop your dinner on the floor?

Well Shazza,i think he’ll win,hopefully stop him in 8/9.rounds.Stuff Del a Hoya he’s just feathering is own nest.One things sure Hatton’s his own man,he’ll know what he’s doing now.GO RICKY GO RICKY.(not Lake)

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@PATS wrote:

i have a good quote

flogging a dead horse. 8)

Necraphilia,Bestiality and Buggery come to mind PATS.

only on wednesdays. :wink:

This thread oozes clevernessness,or is it just fast typing.

fast typing of course!!! :shock: it has been noted that nobody is ever first with the correct answer :)

and the rest of us just copy … :P

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@sunny wrote:

pmsfl you cheeky c00nt :shock: :shock:

come here me and pats need to rest our beer and the tables are full :twisted:

Yup I reckon u could get two pints on it when its hard….. 8)

WELL FAST IT IS THE PHOTO GALLERY IF YOUR LOOKING 4…

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@fastcars wrote:

@sunny wrote:

pmsfl you cheeky c00nt :shock: :shock:

come here me and pats need to rest our beer and the tables are full :twisted:

Yup I reckon u could get two pints on it when its hard….. 8)

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DALLAS THE MOVIE

git!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

ALLTOGETHER NOW…WE ARE GOING DOWN THE HOLE TO FETCH SOME COAL

an u can 22. :D :D :D :D :D :D

@lancsman48 wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Final say for me goes to my 13year old who said “I hope it’s true that Man Utd are going to sign Hargreaves”- probably the best English find over the last 10 years and a real workhorse.

Last 10 years eh??? So what ur sayin is that Canadian is better than Stevie G????
U…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Final say for me goes to my 13year old who said “I hope it’s true that Man Utd are going to sign Hargreaves”- probably the best English find over the last 10 years and a real workhorse.

Last 10 years eh??? So what ur sayin is that Canadian is better than Stevie G????
U tool ffs!

HERMY LET…

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NO WORSE THAN SH1T WINE N CAEDBOARD NREAD AT HOLY COMMUNION

Is that written in Turkish..?

And if it says what I think you are saying are u suggesting that eating/drinking nothing at all is a sensible option?

WELL DONE OWEN HARGREAVES…DID WELL IN A NO WIN SITUATON,UNLUCKY WITH 2 GREAT STRIKES….CALL CROUCH BUT HE SCORES GOALS. PLEASED 4 DEFOE….AGREE THAT BENT DESERVES A PROPER RUN OUT ….WE,LL SEE WEDNESDAY,ENG GER LAND

wot lancsman48 sed 8)

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

I really find obese people quite offensive.

SEEMS A VERY INSULAR STATEMENT MRS,I TEND TOO JUDGE WHEN I MEET A PERSON AND NOT PIGEON HOLE PPL BECAUSE OF A PARTICULAR DIFFERENCE FROM ME.

Not really Lancs, obese people just make me wanna throw up, I can’t help the way I feel Im…

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

I really find obese people quite offensive.

SEEMS A VERY INSULAR STATEMENT MRS,I TEND TOO JUDGE WHEN I MEET A PERSON AND NOT PIGEON HOLE PPL BECAUSE OF A PARTICULAR DIFFERENCE FROM ME.

bet u wouldnt tek one to mate ye mates tho ehh. :wink:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

GOOD THING HE AINT GOT A PROPER JOB THEN

HE AINT FEELIN THE FATIGUE,HES 19 FGS

WELL DONE MURRAY

Do you know ANYTHING about sport? Why don’t you try playing at that level, constantly, no breaks, for 3 weeks, and play 3 tournaments in them 3 weeks. Even Federer would feel the heat,…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

GOOD THING HE AINT GOT A PROPER JOB THEN

HE AINT FEELIN THE FATIGUE,HES 19 FGS

WELL DONE MURRAY

Do you know ANYTHING about sport? Why don’t you try playing at that level, constantly, no breaks, for 3 weeks, and play 3 tournaments in them 3 weeks. Even Federer would feel the heat, same as Nadal, and all the…[Read more]

GOOD THING HE AINT GOT A PROPER JOB THEN

HE AINT FEELIN THE FATIGUE,HES 19 FGS

WELL DONE MURRAY

Do you know ANYTHING about sport? Why don’t you try playing at that level, constantly, no breaks, for 3 weeks, and play 3 tournaments in them 3 weeks. Even Federer would feel the heat, same as Nadal, and all the other great…[Read more]