I would just like to say thanks to all the people who have been taking part in the 7 waves /just chat inter forum quiz on Mondays and Wednesdays.

A good time has been had by all, and loads of laughs have been generated by some of the answers given (even the trick questions asked by the presenter) – I would also like to congratulate…

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@fastcars wrote:

Munich Beer Festival….. :D

Hamburg is better :lol:

The only good things in Hamburg are the Reeperbahn, the Fishmarket on a Sunday morning and a harbour tour.

MUNCHEN IS OCTOBER DUNNO BOUT HAMBURG

Get it right, the Munich Beer Festival maybe called Oktoberfest but it is mainly held in September with the last few days in the month of October.

@*Sian wrote:

Love will find you, never search for it.

dammit, does that mean i can stop wandering around tescos looking for Mr Right now ;)
What i HAVE found, When im dolled up in make up etc,I dont get a second look, but the days i Go with just outta bed hair, no make up and in comfy shopping clothes, Im more liable to get doors…

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@blonde_55 wrote:

Me too Aunty…me too

I concur but you forgot to add past your sell by date too !!

She may be past her sell-by-date but that doesn’t mean she’s past her Use-By-Date and there is one hell of a difference between the two dates but you plonker wouldn’t know about it.

Don’t you know its bad form asking a lady her age and also I will not be posting any photo nude or not as that is for man in my life not for public viewing :o And get out of your bed.

Can we have a English version next, please?

@Man in Beds wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Guides are needed incase we are picked on.. :lol:

“Please Guide, Pete keeps on coming over to my land, and he keeps on nicking my sheep”

BoIIocks to that. Often it’s the guides who pick on the chatters. Often it’s the guides who do all the filth and I won’t mention rob’s name as I respect that…

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@Cas wrote:

Lol Shaz,,,,,,,,,Hot!!!

They were both taken in Malta last year, I went in July with my freind. I love Malta and go as often as I can. Don’t usually go in July tho because it’s so hot but it was my birthday and we went out there to celebrate it :)

The one of the balcony was taken at a restaurant, it was on the…

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@Man in Beds wrote:

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

shall we have a joint party. :D/

No

@Man in Beds wrote:

That’s great, just great.
Announcing to the world that it is your birthday is like begging for congratulations, cards, pressies.
Surely, old girl, you can’t be THAT desperate for “friendship”.

By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

so now we all know why you think you can walk on water ay mibs?…

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By the way, readers, my birthday is on 25th December.

Guides are needed incase we are picked on.. :lol:

“Please Guide, Pete keeps on coming over to my land, and he keeps on nicking my sheep”

BoIIocks to that. Often it’s the guides who pick on the chatters. Often it’s the guides who do all the filth and I won’t mention rob’s name as I respect that clown too much.
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The boards always had a ignore facility and always will have a ignore facility…..it’s called JUST DON’T READ IT.

shamon, we all know gary gliter fingered the kids or whatever, and paid off their families, why are we even giving this man any time 2 discuss him, he needs to sort himself out, if he finds young people attractive thats what he likes, but to act upon it is what lands a person in jail. anyone can like what they like, young people,…

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@Man in Beds wrote:

I don’t know what kind of women you mingle with but the women I had the pleasure, or displeasure, to have had carnal knowledge with haven’t had a tail.
I admit that some of the women were dogs but I can assure you that, firstly, not one of them had a tail and, secondly, if any of them had barked NO my pecker would…

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It’s not Rape if the dog wags it’s tail!

I don’t know what kind of women you mingle with but the women I had the pleasure, or displeasure, to have had carnal knowledge with haven’t had a tail.
I admit that some of the women were dogs but I can assure you that, firstly, not one of them had a tail and, secondly, if any of…[Read more]

Ignore him he’s an idiot

I second that.

I didn’t know he was gay and he was twice the size of me at the time.

This was the first and last time I have sober up in 10 sec’s, and ran like hell.

How did you knew he was twice your size? Was he already playing with his todger?
Is he still twice your size or have you stopped seeing him?
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Disfoookinconnected ………… from bastad forum 3 again!!!!

:evil:

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I see the government has announced they’re gonna put warnings on ciggies and alcohol in picture form…

The fags are gonna have pictures of cancerous lungs, and the beer’s gonna have pictures of fat birds.

When are they taking your photographs?

@Man in Beds wrote:

A little clip for you lot to watch and, no, it has for once nothing to do with UKPilot.

http://users.livejournal.com/_ant0n_/1478222.html

well Im not watching it then! :lol:

Suit your blimming self

I was rolling around at that one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dressed as a penguin?

get fooked peebles
you were so boring I had to pm both Pilot and hill to get any action

(bungee-jumps out smelling of dairy products)

UKPilot must be over the moon to have got some action at last. I bet it was the first bit of action he’s seen in yonks apart from planes taking off and landing.
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Have we all gone mad or just bored?

All the post just turn into “abuse” after a while but how many replys do you need before the “personal” attacks start?

Fook off, you dimwit.

hell aye !!! they positively ooze of self-assured ( whether real or imagined ) smarminess. Like to remind folks they have a Degree, which somehow elevates their status,into assuming their better than everyone,and speaks the biggest load of pish.

sorry nodded off there..

A degree in what? Domestic Science?

Rubes and I think so. (cliques her heals) :lol:

Can’t vote as I’ve not read any of their postings and have no intention of doing so.

Just as I said in another post Its NOT what you know (Or think You know) Its who you know.

Vampy actually thought I was Charles (PB) in forum 3 yesterday, so at a guess she’s not as perfect as she makes out.

But having said that none of you are what you aspire to be, even Pete has unnatural tendencies which best remain…

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@Man in Beds wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

@Pete wrote:

What they take it away from police funding to hold a Sikh parade well i never and neither did they

You would think the sikh community would prefer more police on the streets than police guarding the sikh’s carrying swords illegally on the streets.

In that respect, do the sikh’s care…

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@Pete wrote:

What they take it away from police funding to hold a Sikh parade well i never and neither did they

You would think the sikh community would prefer more police on the streets than police guarding the sikh’s carrying swords illegally on the streets.

In that respect, do the sikh’s care about their religion more than…

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What would you prefer, £100,000 of taxes spent to fund a Sikh parade, and an Afro Caribbean carnival and another 8 non English cultural events/organisations

OR

£10,000 on a St George’s Day parade and £90,000 spent on more police, more nurses, more dentists, more teachers, more firemen, basicly your everyday essential, po…

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I’m beginning to think that Forum 3 is cursed. Who will be next I ask myself? Not me, I reply. I’m going to hide in the cellar until this curse is over.

If only MIBs had been vegetarian.

I was vegetarian and the sausages were veggie sausages but, being greedy ( and rather boring ) I couldn’t stop swallowing them there sausages.
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Poli. i was not even aware of the creep..but NO man should make a woman feel small regards her house and calling her a liar.. ! he is obviously deserving of every chuckle thrown at him !

he would have been more thought of, if he shut his face . and since his initial interest into “wimmin” he had had a few ! Im sure as he sits in…

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@Pete wrote:

wanna buy a 15ft sofa poli :wink: :lol:

Sorry but i saw both sides as all this brewed and it isn’t ALL quite how it’s made to sound, though i agree he isnt helping himself now. They all need to let sleeping dogs lie on this one now, its been going on and off for bloody weeks its too much unpleasantness for too…

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@Man in Beds wrote:

Hello Giselle,

my oh my, you are far too pretty and too young to be on those boards.

Very sweet of you to say so dave, but fear not, I have a tongue like a ripsaw which I’m more than capable of using should the occasion arise. :lol: :lol:

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just think, 10 more years and you’ll be as old and as obese as the rest of the biddies on here.
Try not to follow into their footsteps and stay the way you are, you are ok despite what some folks think or say.

my oh my, you are far too pretty and too young to be on those boards.

Trust me MIBS if I saw you You’d know about it. I only strive for one ambition in the autumn of my life and that is to terminate yours as painfully as is possible.

Now be a good kraut and go goose step your way to the DHSS for your weekly benefit giro, then off to the off licence for your cheap cider.

Please keep the postings…

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