Just Chat | Melech | Activity https://www.justchat.co.uk/members/melech/activity/ Activity feed for Melech. Sat, 02 May 2026 00:21:20 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v=3.1.0 en-GB 30 hourly 2 45e90781e98dd56d0e4d03cb7cf39c75 Melech replied to the topic one for the boys in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/one-for-the-boys-2/#post-315378 Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:21:02 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Another good one !!!!!! I wonder if Earl is married to my ex-wife. LOL

Keep ’em coming. I really look forward to your posts.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 0bda839f8ac6eaf9600053ecdda50ae5 Melech replied to the topic Deleted by Melech in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/deleted-by-melech/page/2/#post-313507 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:36:44 +0000 LOL ….

Really, Ugo, you flatter yourself entirely too much to even entertain the notion that anything you say, influences anything I do. However, I must say “thank you” because it really gave me the laugh I needed for today and just possibly an idea for another newspaper column.

So, please keep posting the comments……they give me a wealth…[Read more]

]]> 49852210430b6e9c97afbe7f49863e33 Melech replied to the topic Deleted by Melech in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/deleted-by-melech/#post-313498 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:39:19 +0000 @ugo wrote:

Have you been crying to the staff Mel …..?

my posts been deleted , your far to sensitive !!!

Ugo,

I know all my posts have been deleted, but not by the Administration…..I deleted them myself….has nothing to do with sensitivity…….it was time. Took me well over an hour to delete all 40 or 41 posts. But, it was well-worth…[Read more]

]]> 46c2a90848dc128b07ee7363d8eea943 Melech replied to the topic The £100 tattoo in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-100-tattoo/#post-314195 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:31:12 +0000 Rossylass,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well done. I am going to share that one with everyone I know.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 71deafbed418139f53fea715f2b9cefc Melech replied to the topic warning all men in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/warning-all-men/#post-314349 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:28:40 +0000 Sharon,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent !!!! Once again, well done. Gave me a laugh, it did. (also, makes me want to avoid parties, pubs, etc.) lol

Regards,
Melech

]]> da1c07a9f1a5418b4e50bb08d9341d82 Melech replied to the topic Push in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/push/page/2/#post-313906 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:42:33 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent !!!!! Really liked it.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 687ee6344084304afa47158acbc7b9a1 Melech replied to the topic Naughty pensioners in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/naughty-pensioners/#post-312216 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:21:19 +0000 :lol: :lol:

Good one !!!! Keep ’em coming…. I always look forward to them.

Regards,
Melech

]]> c7cdd2aaa3ed7c1540c1a8106cec37d2 Melech replied to the topic A.A.A.D.D. in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-a-a-d-d/#post-311071 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:30:11 +0000 :lol: :lol:

Another good one. At my age, that all rings terribly true. I’m not sure of my exact age, I just know that I am somewhere between senility and death.

Also, me memory isn’t working very well. And another thing, me memory isn’t working very well.

I don’t mind being senile…… I get to meet new people every day.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 7ae86ec71a508758a33f99ca1fdcf32c Melech replied to the topic Hospital charts in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hospital-charts/#post-311151 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:25:53 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That gave me the laugh I needed for the day. Thank you. Hope you have more like this one.

Regards,
Melech

]]> a08f973d40c0dadba6f4e21e7ff8a73d Melech replied to the topic Inspiration in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/inspiration/#post-311267 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:27:44 +0000 I apologise if my message was misunderstood. All I wanted to do was to give everyone at JC my sincere best wishes. I expected nothing in return. Once again, my apologies for not being clear.

Melech

]]> c00d228524953739631e542ca863af44 Melech replied to the topic Deleted in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/deleted-38/#post-307770 Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:17:30 +0000 Thank you,

Glad to hear that you enjoyed the column. I appreciate your replies.

Thanks again,
:oops:
Regards,
Melech

]]> 4247502c596964bb2ad1ebb317506dbd Melech replied to the topic a pre-wedding tale in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-pre-wedding-tale/#post-307630 Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:28:47 +0000 Talon,

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never expected that ending……Don’t stop posting….I always enjoy reading them.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 16fb15c6981fc8ca38ee7fd16921e2f0 Melech replied to the topic isn't this just so true! in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/isnt-this-just-so-true/#post-305176 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:10:42 +0000 Talon,

Unbelievably funny and so terribly true. LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope I remember this one. Keep ’em coming.

Regards,
Melech

]]> c4ab456abc46c999388e1bc62a3a0e22 Melech replied to the topic watch where you p.... in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/watch-where-you-p/#post-305174 Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:08:16 +0000 Talon

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent !!!!! Gave me the laugh I needed today. Thanks again.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 06e93f9af2b9c5673a1bb7c8a36068e2 Melech replied to the topic red head in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/red-head/#post-303977 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:00:18 +0000 Sharon,

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never saw that coming……

It gave me the laugh I really needed today. Thank you.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 05d7bec3d36ce6d112e113537c4497ea Melech replied to the topic i made it to the boards in the board Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/i-made-it-to-the-boards/page/3/#post-301569 Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:56:06 +0000 Hiya Sugar Plum,

Welcome…..glad ya made it to the boards. :D

Regards,
Melech

]]> f5f94011dc9c025a9368f1fe84ffc027 Melech replied to the topic With Regret in the board Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/with-regret/page/2/#post-300419 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:41:15 +0000 Dear Stephi and Mark,

Please accept my heartfelt condolences. My thoughts and prayers are with you both.

Sincerely,
Melech

]]> 1852b38808e8a687919196a4c6a2f087 Melech replied to the topic Raspberry Mega Scones (recipe) in the board Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/raspberry-mega-scones-recipe/#post-300074 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:35:36 +0000 Flip,

Thanks for your request. Here is the recipe you wanted. If there are any other recipes you would like to have, I will be glad to post them for you, if I have them.

Thanks again,
Regards,
Melech

Profiteroles
1 cup milk
1/4 pound (1 stick) unsalted butter
Pinch salt
1 cup all-purpose flour
4 extra-large eggs
1/2 cup heavy cream
12…[Read more]

]]> afa55ab088643be8d8a77fd297bde723 Melech replied to the topic Raspberry Mega Scones (recipe) in the board Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/raspberry-mega-scones-recipe/#post-300067 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:18:05 +0000 rubyred

Have no idea what you are on about. If you don’t like my writing, or my style of writing, why do you continue reading my posts ? That was just a question with NO sarcasm intended.

If you are waiting for a change in writing style, or any improvement, it’s not going to happen. As you can well see, I do not have enough writing talent…[Read more]

]]> a1dc3070e29b4bad3891545978ea9db7 Melech replied to the topic Deleted in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/deleted-32/#post-297083 Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:04:39 +0000 Dear Reader,

Just a short note to thank you for your loyalty to my newspaper column and to wish you all a very Happy New Year. My prayer for you all is that 2008 will bring you all good health, peace, prosperity and happiness.

Thank you again for reading my newspaper column and for all your kind replies. I hope you were able to get a laugh or…[Read more]

]]> a53ad318c58995395b24e39b487fc330 Melech replied to the topic SAC - TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007 in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/sac-top-ten-thoughts-for-2007/#post-296537 Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:55:31 +0000 Cheza,

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A “masterpiece” …… SO much of it is true…..scare, eh ?

Keep the jokes coming…..I really enjoyed it…thank you.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 5241108d592458321048040ed47b6d7b Melech replied to the topic Chicken Recipe!! in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/chicken-recipe/#post-296539 Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:46:29 +0000 Cheza,

:lol: :lol:

Great recipe !!!!!! My oven timer doesn’t work, so now, I just depend upon my smoke detectors to let me know when dinner is done.

Hope you have more jokes like that. I really liked that one.

Regards,
Melech

]]> e741d7f5305bd819053462fc391a737f Melech replied to the topic HIS N HERS in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/his-n-hers/#post-296598 Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:43:05 +0000 lancsman

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Made me day, it did.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 26aa83a080e0dc043374f85e4d896394 Melech replied to the topic few jokes in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/few-jokes/#post-295250 Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:19:31 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent !!!! Gave me the laugh I needed for today. Keep the jokes coming….I really do look forward to them.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 7a15183c6473fdec05d912863c427109 Melech replied to the topic Silly Cuckoo! in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/silly-cuckoo/#post-294550 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:03:20 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good

Melech

]]> b1797bc6450638c4d2211659333c3442 Melech replied to the topic Eleven things seen on the roads of Britain in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/eleven-things-seen-on-the-roads-of-britain/#post-294552 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:02:27 +0000 :lol: :lol:

Melech

]]> c43e08c1dde80eb4027c9f319d418862 Melech replied to the topic A Christmas Story in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-christmas-story-2/#post-294554 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:01:40 +0000 :o :twisted:

Melech

]]> 745b5410a577dce24d290dfa4bdd42e2 Melech replied to the topic Men!! take note! in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/men-take-note-2/#post-294556 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:00:50 +0000 :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

Melech

]]> 1c4ae14426770a137a415d856e9e1bff Melech replied to the topic The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-man-rules%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad%c2%ad/#post-294559 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:00:03 +0000 :lol:

Sounds pretty close to the truth.

Melech

]]> f3f4df2d99950c15d7b74f8dcc25dc8c Melech replied to the topic in retaliation against the sudanese goverment in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/in-retaliation-against-the-sudanese-goverment/#post-294561 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:58:36 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent !!!!! I have to remember that one.

Regards,

Melech

]]> 2c63e12135b5e137628184367d0f23f2 Melech replied to the topic 6 truths of life in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/6-truths-of-life/#post-294013 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:43:54 +0000 :)

still smiling.

regards,
Melech

]]> 648e536478f8cee7ec6efbf79b3b643b Melech replied to the topic What???? in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/what-6/#post-294014 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:41:30 +0000 :oops:

(buckles seat belt and pretends he knew that all the time)

Regards,
Melech

]]> 50f71bb42349bc9aec55615d4b8ce535 Melech replied to the topic start each day with a positive outlook in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/start-each-day-with-a-positive-outlook/#post-294015 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:40:05 +0000 :oops:

Excellent !!!! Very well done.

Regards,
Melech

]]> dc27bad620ab6854e4b251bab8a1100e Melech replied to the topic A Load of Bull in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-load-of-bull/#post-294016 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:38:28 +0000 :lol: :lol:

Roarrrrr …. ya did it again.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 38c3b39b30c80d79e9a1331422eaf9cd Melech replied to the topic interesting LOL!!!!!! in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/interesting-lol/#post-294017 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:36:05 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya got me on that one…..lol

Keep ’em coming…..I really enjoy them

…..and by the way, thank you for your kind reply to my Newspaper Column….I’m glad you got a laugh or two from it.

Thanks again.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 82a81a2d1891e4d94a33eeb47beaa0f8 Melech replied to the topic Shortening in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/shortening/#post-293959 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:08:01 +0000 Cheza,

:oops:

Keep the jokes coming…..you have an excellent sense of humour.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 81993dde10a0052c2189192d1fc9d2ad Melech replied to the topic Why parents drink in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/why-parents-drink/#post-293960 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:06:05 +0000 Cheza,

Great !!!!! :lol: :lol:

It is an established fact that children learn (at a very early age) how to do things that are intended to give their parent(s) stomach cramps.

Really liked this one.

Regards,
Melech

]]> 7b9546050061771be93715e9c7bc3de2 Melech replied to the topic Shopping against his will in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/shopping-against-his-will/#post-293961 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:01:16 +0000 Cheza,

Laughed meself daft over this one. :lol:

Naturally, I sympathise with the man…..I also hate shopping of any kind….I would rather have gum surgery.

Keep the jokes coming…..I really enjoyed them.

Regards,
Melech

]]> fc4449248584b139616378250a815ab8 Melech replied to the topic Stress Leave... in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/stress-leave/#post-293963 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 23:57:22 +0000 Cheza,

Excellent !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I must remember that one.

Regards,
Melech

]]> d8f25919c12f8b6217f5f0f7c1de86af Melech replied to the topic for all you football fans in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/for-all-you-football-fans/#post-293698 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:02:44 +0000 :(

Melech

]]> 3fd8e1d9f695be213f7324fc8cd13272 Melech replied to the topic Grandma & Grandpa in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/grandma-grandpa/#post-293700 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:01:03 +0000 :P

Melech

]]> 7f7314333449b48975dbd79669569f28 Melech replied to the topic Three Lions in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/three-lions-2/#post-293702 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:59:28 +0000 :oops:

Melech

]]> 05550268160da580301d69a670254030 Melech replied to the topic O J Simpson in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/o-j-simpson/#post-293703 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:58:51 +0000 :)

Melech

]]> 4d8034ce573621d353963dab79a56c05 Melech replied to the topic Three words in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/three-words/#post-293704 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:57:24 +0000 Best one yet… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Melech

]]> 3df033e95cd9f40f2f0ebd7f6f91bf6d Melech replied to the topic Fancy Dress in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/fancy-dress-2/#post-293828 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:55:26 +0000 :)
Melech

]]> ab1890b5720fa1e5caddf592292a1628 Melech replied to the topic Having Problems With Sex Life in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/having-problems-with-sex-life/#post-293829 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:53:24 +0000 :oops:

Melech

]]> 3f1c1703a8ba9afaaa763e158740693c Melech replied to the topic Concerned Father in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/concerned-father/#post-293830 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:51:34 +0000 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Melech

]]> 166f40a601e7f2d6ad6ee9a263715da7 Melech replied to the topic Girls' Night Out in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/girls-night-out/#post-293831 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:49:21 +0000 :lol:

Melech

]]> 7c12e95c0221f6e1b970a6570eaa509b Melech replied to the topic Smart Thinking in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/smart-thinking/#post-293832 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:47:35 +0000 :lol:

Melech

]]> 0d5ad5070aafbcfba6970dc29fcd4271 Melech replied to the topic Mirror mirror in the board Jokes and humourous links https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/mirror-mirror/#post-293833 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:45:30 +0000 :oops:

Melech

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