Just Chat | Morticia | Activity https://www.justchat.co.uk/members/morticia/activity/ Activity feed for Morticia. Fri, 24 Apr 2026 11:24:58 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v=3.1.0 en-GB 30 hourly 2 445b060233fb440db057080b1b4d5bfe Morticia replied to the topic Hmmm ... in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hmmm-2/page/3/#post-289713 Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:55:24 +0000 @sunny wrote:

Duno but she has a lovely pair of puppies :D

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! OH SUNNY !!!!!!!! xoxoxo

]]> 1e4523e3a8e892263315b7b79829cb13 Morticia replied to the topic Boots Hair Straightening kit in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/boots-hair-straightening-kit/page/2/#post-288846 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:23:09 +0000 I straghtened my hair many moons ago (after I had a really dodgy perm…don’t ask!)……….so can’t vouch for the Boots one.

But basically it’s the same process/chemicals as a perm just not using little rollers to get the curl…………

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]]> d985f6fa979fd50de9c7487ffc857241 Morticia replied to the topic What's all the fuss about in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/whats-all-the-fuss-about/page/6/#post-289065 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:19:46 +0000 oooh well hang on I need to correct this…………..

Back to Black (the single) is quite good.
The rest of the album is average (at best)
Obviously all in my humble opinion……

And there are better singers out there……………

(I like to step over that line occassionally………… :wink: )

]]> d56e1be549acc4bd17b401aa5fe1c3ec Morticia replied to the topic What made u smile today...........again!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the board Tests, quizzes and games https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/what-made-u-smile-today-again/page/666/#post-121168 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:15:26 +0000 @*Sian wrote:

PLentiful amounts of hokey pokey in my cottage cheese butt 8) :lol:

:shock:

LMFAO…….there are some ripe images going through my mind right now………… :shock: :shock: :shock:

]]> cdbf00b4d7739ed1b5391914cb798297 Morticia replied to the topic Man head butted on Jeremy Kyle show in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/man-head-butted-on-jeremy-kyle-show/page/2/#post-288700 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:13:54 +0000 @alan snowman wrote:

thats disappointing why didnt he head butt jeremy kyle too


^^^^^^^^^^^^
I’m soo going with that option……….someone really needs to butt that sanctamonious tw@t – he’s no better than the chavs he has on his program. :lol:

]]> faba3d911719f04d749f1fbeb3a98ef1 Morticia replied to the topic What's all the fuss about in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/whats-all-the-fuss-about/page/5/#post-289063 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:05:56 +0000 I thought I was being polite…………… :lol:

Sorry but I just don’t seem to hear what the mass population does with Amy Crackhouse.

Gotta agree with My Immortal every time – it sounds pretty darn perfect to my (possibly dodgy) ears.

]]> fc642b0af85e6118928f651d3ee28a6b Morticia replied to the topic Microsoft Office 2007 - System resource gobbler ??? in the board Technical Q&A https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/microsoft-office-2007-system-resource-gobbler/page/4/#post-287158 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:02:41 +0000 Irrelevant of the speed – doesn’t anyone else find the interface on Word/Excel 2007 just a pain in the butt??? And then why are other programs like Publisher have the normal 2003 interface/toolbars???

Isn’t it supposed to be designed to make life easier????

pah!

]]> 4afc5353d1b24ccf1ca86c35d8fe3a30 Morticia replied to the topic What's all the fuss about in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/whats-all-the-fuss-about/page/5/#post-289061 Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:50:01 +0000 mmmm well I gotta say that the single Back to Black is quite good….but her voice is like a grating nail down a chalk board to me……and quite frankly she looks like sh’te at the moment – even making Britney look positively happy and content………… :?

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]]> f0934b56a52e9c0bc5f9aad0fedc967c Morticia replied to the topic sunny.............. in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/sunny-4/page/3/#post-275282 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:34:04 +0000 a big mwaaah *with tongues* to Oss xoxox :D

Sunnyyyyyyyyyyyy you want to try the sideways thing with a spoon then? :wink: I’m willing to pop over to see ya and give it a go!

Good to see some lovely familiar faces on here !!!!

]]> 15dfaec2d4f99ce39d265f1b17ae05c9 Morticia replied to the topic sunny.............. in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/sunny-4/page/2/#post-275275 Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:59:26 +0000 Does that mean I’m too late to give Suns the kiss of life????????????? :?

Yeah, like hell – you stay there gal, I’m coming to save ya !!!!!

:D

]]> a2f01a55d3132e03c97c119655d3e8ce Morticia replied to the topic Wait for a hello!!!! in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/wait-for-a-hello/page/3/#post-256156 Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:31:04 +0000 hmmm yes I think I vaguely remember that name…………..
:-k

]]> d30a3e56f0eea7628fa0147f7cfdae16 Morticia replied to the topic Try this... "...... was arrested for..." in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/try-this-was-arrested-for/#post-255956 Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:59:06 +0000 Morticia, was arrested for possessing 19 rocks of crack cocaine at 1 am in the alley off the 900 block of Fruit . “Count them Rocks Beeyotch!!!”

Actually put in my real name cos Morticia ain’t been arrested for anything……….yet

]]> 3667d95aa371d65e0bbe33e8ef74828c Morticia replied to the topic GET WELL SOON in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/get-well-soon-2/page/7/#post-255633 Tue, 09 Jan 2007 22:00:38 +0000 Awww SUNNNYYYYYYYYY !!!

Glad you are okay – now you just relax and lie down and let Aunty Morty be on top oops, sorry, do the hard work for a while :wink:

xoxoxoxoxo

]]> 74c715baaef0e3951efa6873a9876172 Morticia replied to the topic Who REALLY hates friends??? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/who-really-hates-friends/page/4/#post-251961 Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:22:38 +0000 I hate most people…………

does that count ? :?

]]> 867cb9b45b1f63079561b6b422ccdeda Morticia replied to the topic Why? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/why-10/page/4/#post-253388 Tue, 12 Dec 2006 20:21:05 +0000 @Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

Rainbowbrite is a professional stalker you know.

She’s not cheap….oh okay she is: a packet of chewits and a selection of mini vodka bottles and she’ll stalk you for a week.

(personally I feel I have received my monies worth on may ocassion………….. :wink: )

I’m yours. :wink:

Bargain ! :mrgreen:

]]> f87e3aab0de68765f79e4511f9b7ecf6 Morticia replied to the topic Why? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/why-10/page/2/#post-253371 Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:45:13 +0000 Doh ! #-o And Strawberry ones are by far my favourites

(don’t worry though I put 7Up in one of the vodka bottles…………….I couldn’t help it I just don’t give vodka away that often !)

]]> 27cc0be416046c37ade1373336aede5f Morticia replied to the topic Why? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/why-10/page/2/#post-253369 Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:35:05 +0000 Rainbowbrite is a professional stalker you know.

She’s not cheap….oh okay she is: a packet of chewits and a selection of mini vodka bottles and she’ll stalk you for a week.

(personally I feel I have received my monies worth on may ocassion………….. :wink: )

]]> 4059b6bb2fbe0c9978a9ff7390ebae9c Morticia replied to the topic HOW WILL I DIE.....? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/how-will-i-die/page/4/#post-252535 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:57:29 +0000 You will die at the age of 63

You will die in a freak accident with a stripper pole.

Just the way I always wanted………………………

]]> 36560bcd9a1069b0d63a766762b40bbf Morticia replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/what-music-are-you-listening-to/page/403/#post-42254 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:44:09 +0000 My Chemical Romance.
Welcome to the Black Parade.

I am so not fed up with this yet. Nice and loud, niiiice and loud……….

]]> 341af5435c38fa2b055484b3bb21eae6 Morticia replied to the topic Bloody manufacturers!! in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/bloody-manufacturers/#post-248488 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:42:41 +0000 @AbitofMary_J wrote:

what happened to 50p an apple an orange and if ur lucky a stick of candy..!!

LOL – kids are just don’t know how good they’ve got it eh ????

]]> 7c7b6a9761b58f7d1166f81214b62f17 Morticia replied to the topic Hells kitchen american style in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hells-kitchen-american-style/page/2/#post-242344 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:40:58 +0000 @sunny wrote:

[Morty f00k sake women where ya been iv missed ya come back to me :cry: :cry:

DARLINNNNNN XOXOXO you bloody great ray of sexiness xoxox :D

I’m here and gagging for you – hope you can handle it ! :wink:

]]> 7080ff08542665fd3080d9cbbe7c4601 Morticia replied to the topic Hells kitchen american style in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hells-kitchen-american-style/page/2/#post-242342 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:36:44 +0000 It doesn’t matter whether it’s on a free channel or not, or whether Gordon Ramsey is on UK or US TV.

He’s still an overrated t’sser.

:mrgreen:

]]> 21d1596aab60dc890f8e62ad7e8d7d9a Morticia replied to the topic TEACHER AXED FOR KEEPING HER VEIL ON in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/teacher-axed-for-keeping-her-veil-on/page/8/#post-244396 Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:31:10 +0000 @ForumHostPB wrote:

In the lawyer’s case she wore a full body & face veil because she was plug ugly and didn’t want to put the Jury against her client.

Plug ugly ??? You mean she looks like a plug ???? A three-prong or bathroom ???

]]> d68ea5bfc29f27a89372382d7dc9a44e Morticia replied to the topic old regs in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/old-regs/page/5/#post-238150 Mon, 28 Aug 2006 18:28:14 +0000 At the best of times I didn’t frequent the chat rooms that much….but I even I remember (even if it is vaguely) RT.

But, more importantly, I do remember Pats cupboard.

That must be whiffing a bit now musn’t it ??????? :shock:

]]> 467f31eab601f64305e78e0687d1f236 Morticia replied to the topic that annoying quiz show in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/that-annoying-quiz-show/#post-232228 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:14:39 +0000 Just how many quiz shows can they put on TV after 1:00am ????

Virtually every channel (apart from the err *ahem* adult ones……..) starts playing these stoopid quiz shows – no decent TV this time of the morning any more………(apart from the errr *ahem* adult ones……..) :lol:

]]> 52db4f439f99795bd8f61da6020b55ea Morticia replied to the topic The hot weather in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-hot-weather/#post-231113 Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:48:44 +0000 Tis the only time when I am nearly grateful that I work in an office…………

Air con………mmmmmmm 8)

]]> 21d2e9464b00f350571688225af46bb1 Morticia replied to the topic ive just had a crash in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/ive-just-had-a-crash/page/3/#post-230627 Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:38:32 +0000 @ForumHostPB wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

who is to blame?
she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw…

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]]> 185aa343bfcb8fcd306bf5632276c4c7 Morticia replied to the topic ive just had a crash in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/ive-just-had-a-crash/page/3/#post-230626 Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:33:11 +0000 @geordiebird wrote:

well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

who is to blame?
she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw her reversing.
i…

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]]> 6aba3698bca14e4d03505521e5e19445 Morticia replied to the topic find the cheapest product in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/find-the-cheapest-product/page/3/#post-228337 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:58:48 +0000 Can I log onto my account I have with one of our suppliers we use at work ??

I can get fab discounts on stationery supplies :lol:

]]> fd653895b8272cdd4ccbf0e39c392570 Morticia replied to the topic *** An Important Announcement *** in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/an-important-announcement/#post-228698 Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:52:35 +0000 It’s difficult to see whether he’s being serious or taking the piss……………

But nonetheless, nice Botox jabs Hoff :D
:lol:

]]> be4c19ade1d87827cb2da41efc1e5a1b Morticia replied to the topic I NEED A HUG... in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/i-need-a-hug/page/2/#post-223864 Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:20:31 +0000 @Gyps wrote:

I really do….. :(

Will a sh@g do ?????? :D

]]> b2df2b6a28982c6b98fa2e2902450501 Morticia replied to the topic Look at this everybody haha! in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/look-at-this-everybody-haha/page/2/#post-222733 Tue, 06 Jun 2006 18:47:02 +0000 @Redsi wrote:

This scam is better, I can tell you that now:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html
Takes longer to read but it’s definitely worth it!

Oh Fantastic !!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

]]> 7f2a215a0c23a3d68eed6bcd9c1a75d2 Morticia replied to the topic Look at this everybody haha! in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/look-at-this-everybody-haha/page/2/#post-222732 Tue, 06 Jun 2006 18:36:32 +0000 LMFAO

Good boy ! Revenge is oh so sweet.

[rather worrying about the seller’s “leg” fetish though……………..]

]]> 26bc79e65ad65f7afcd6e57761a30de5 Morticia replied to the topic The cost of recruitment in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-cost-of-recruitment/page/2/#post-221369 Fri, 02 Jun 2006 22:16:50 +0000 Thanks Giggletastic ! :D Better make it a double………….. :?

Temp Agencies are shyte at the best of times. :roll: Don’t matter if you work for them or have to use them to fill your employee requirements – they are sheeeeeiiiiiiiiitttte.

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]]> 7ab5517318929c197972a6e1719cf6b8 Morticia replied to the topic The cost of recruitment in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-cost-of-recruitment/#post-221366 Mon, 29 May 2006 20:33:10 +0000 @Mr Amphibian wrote:

Personally, I’d sack your office manager for incompetence. Of course people exaggerate on their CV’s. How else are they going to get an interview. Anyone with experience in recruitment would be able to tell. (Yes, I have. Many years)

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]]> c0bef10eeae870d4707b909e22ee2710 Morticia replied to the topic The cost of recruitment in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-cost-of-recruitment/#post-221365 Mon, 29 May 2006 20:24:00 +0000 @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

A few weeks ago, I made the mistake of trying to take on some new staff for our office.

We place adds in all the local papers and at the jobcentres and we got about 300 “cv” and our office manger spent a week to going thru them.

Finally we got the numbers down to about 20 and interview them last week, but they where all…

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]]> 16c03cb02d1acb9d0749b305ada779f1 Morticia replied to the topic What pissed u off 2day........AGAIN in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/what-pissed-u-off-2day-again/page/699/#post-37906 Sun, 28 May 2006 21:36:01 +0000 Eating waaaaay too much today.

And still not stopping even though I feel sick.

Now, is there any chocolate left ??? :?

]]> bf5d9445d2a87217b9df318827ac2de5 Morticia replied to the topic I'm invisible! in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/im-invisible/#post-221113 Fri, 26 May 2006 20:42:42 +0000 You’re right ma’hunny you have gooooone !

[but as you had such a “distinctive” piccie, I can still see it in my head……………]

]]> 5f3971c1bbd8bfb7bdd71ce32cf3362d Morticia replied to the topic I'm invisible! in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/im-invisible/#post-221111 Fri, 26 May 2006 20:32:32 +0000 @flippin’ crazy wrote:

Where the feck did i go??!! :shock:

You went over there

>>>>>>>>>>>>

]]> 1d195e0990d61fdede50e3117eb2f7e4 Morticia replied to the topic kiss my ass in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/kiss-my-ass/#post-220903 Thu, 25 May 2006 21:20:25 +0000 @sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Did u ave to quote me Sian…. I cant alter me spelling mistake now…. :oops: :lol:

Thick c00nt lol :lol: :wink: :twisted:

LOL ! :lol:

]]> 69c41921061aee09f7d4160d777b5681 Morticia replied to the topic Which member tries to hard to fit in? in the board Polls https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/which-member-tries-to-hard-to-fit-in/page/4/#post-219208 Fri, 19 May 2006 17:49:11 +0000 @Yuna wrote:

This thread is something else :lol:

You’re not wrong there…….it’s definitely something other than an interesting thread………………………… :roll: :lol:

[boom boom !]

Xdressing Taxation eh Tommy ??? At least it’s a tax I’m prepared to pay ! :wink:

]]> 7396ebc124684f59c5d65abe95bd4f0f Morticia replied to the topic Which member tries to hard to fit in? in the board Polls https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/which-member-tries-to-hard-to-fit-in/#post-219183 Thu, 18 May 2006 19:52:04 +0000 Tory Girl………I thought it was just Tommy in a dress……………… :?

I’d have paid to have seen that too………….. :D

]]> 2d4996b35ee8714075ce5554c17c9522 Morticia replied to the topic JC'S most annoying member award in the board Polls https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/jcs-most-annoying-member-award/page/4/#post-218159 Tue, 16 May 2006 20:33:26 +0000 @Lambrini Girl wrote:

Anyway, MY family works for the council, so nah na na nah! Bet you can’t top that now, can you! *

*One can never find a superior emoticon when one needs one. One will have to sack someone .. again :evil:

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]]> b6e1c37178568e5ef9c336eb5e34ccbf Morticia replied to the topic Who is the nastiest member on JC? in the board Polls https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/who-is-the-nastiest-member-on-jc/page/2/#post-218490 Tue, 16 May 2006 20:20:32 +0000 I look forward to our mutual naked mud wrestling session to get the vodka………… :wink:

]]> 89bf432171afb0e833b39740f15ca636 Morticia replied to the topic Which newbie will the witches of JC drive out first? in the board Polls https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/which-newbie-will-the-witches-of-jc-drive-out-first/page/2/#post-218506 Tue, 16 May 2006 20:19:10 +0000 Nowt wrong with being a witch.

It’s something I strive to be every day……………

Or is that a b’tch ? oh heck I can’t remember………….. :roll:

]]> c3f43d89e46657f670d151db722eaa09 Morticia replied to the topic Who is the nastiest member on JC? in the board Polls https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/who-is-the-nastiest-member-on-jc/#post-218488 Tue, 16 May 2006 20:16:15 +0000 I voted Squeesy……..whoever he/she is………… :roll:

Oh the joys of forums………..

]]> a4930eb52b823e9a6b8bc6e0c5668bd6 Morticia replied to the topic why are we here? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/why-are-we-here/#post-214656 Wed, 10 May 2006 22:20:57 +0000 @flippin’ crazy wrote:

I come ere for the beer….

There’s beer ?????????????????????

]]> 31a6ee348ae024a110d2ac7036e06f83 Morticia replied to the topic LOST in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/lost-4/page/3/#post-212757 Wed, 03 May 2006 20:20:25 +0000 Seen up to episode 19 season 2…………………….

Ooooh I’m soooo not going to spoil it for you !

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

]]> e92f5020aafa3e96cbce1fcff530feef Morticia replied to the topic JC AWARDS Nominations. in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/jc-awards-nominations/page/7/#post-212505 Mon, 01 May 2006 22:07:28 +0000 @Squeezy wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

:( :( :(

All I was trying to do was start up a topic that would get people posting, thinking about others, and maybe get some laughs along the way. I deliberately used loads of categories which would allow for most people on JC to be voted for at some point.

It was all meant in fun, but if people…

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]]> 4f5d067baa42241e5e7672e8cc60ee1f Morticia replied to the topic JC AWARDS Nominations. in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/jc-awards-nominations/page/7/#post-212501 Mon, 01 May 2006 22:00:18 +0000 @Squeezy wrote:

:( :( :(

All I was trying to do was start up a topic that would get people posting, thinking about others, and maybe get some laughs along the way. I deliberately used loads of categories which would allow for most people on JC to be voted for at some point.

It was all meant in fun, but if people are genuinely being offended,…

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