@*Sian wrote:

PLentiful amounts of hokey pokey in my cottage cheese butt 8) :lol:

:shock:

LMFAO…….there are some ripe images going through my mind right now………… :shock: :shock: :shock:

It takes alsorts Morty :lol: How are you… aint seen you around for a longgg time??

Rubes I prefer chives with a cherry on top! 8)

@Oss wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

a big mwahh *with tongues* to Oss xoxox :D

Sunnyyyyyyyyyyyy you want to try the sideways thing with a spoon then? :wink: I’m willing to pop over to see ya and give it a go!

Good to see some lovely familiar faces on here !!!!

With tongues Mmmmm, lovely to see ya about Morty darlin x

OSS pi sss off…

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@geordiebird wrote:

well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

who is to blame?
she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw…

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@Morticia wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I really do….. :(

Will a sh@g do ?????? :D

You’ve pulled……. :wink:

can I watch :wink: 8)

I haven’t sh@gged anyone on here, in no way shape or form.

I’m a good girl me. 8)

Wot Morty said 8) O:)

But my irrational fear of spiders ? Sorry ain’t ever gonna beat that one !

Ditto here on that one :(

@Mrs Clean wrote:

…. Are there no black or white smarties, and yet there are brown ones ?

how did they come to exist ? mmmmmmmh :-k

Just for you !

http://www.smarties.co.uk/bw/bw.html

THANK YOU Morticia, this answer’s my question, I KNEW they had to exist somewhere :lol: :lol:

Pink crop top….white skirt………..pink eye shadow, bright blue mascara…………

Have I thought about it too much ??????????

No one will recognise you !

thats the burnley saturday night outfit ffs! :shock:

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@Morticia wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

Most unwell. :cry:

Vodka needed? :D
Vodka overload? :(
No vodka? :cry:

NUMBER 3 *sob* :cry:

You want me to leave a bottle on your step? :lol:

:D Now you’re my kind of milkman !

Toytota Celice Jap Import………

Oh hang on thats my car…………….. :lol: :wink: vrooooom !

Good choice same as mine tho thinking of trading for a supra…

The whale died.
:cry:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you’ve simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

*sigh*

Just how I want it to be :lol:

:lol: lmao

@Volksie wrote:

Anyone got series 2 downloaded/copied they can pass on to me?

Or where I can get it?

Anyone got it from Soulseek?

Shareaza or Limewire, Eps 1 to 10………………….but they are MPG or AVI files so can’t watch on DVD player, only on PC.

[but works fine………..allegedly :? :lol: ].

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Phew ! I was almost starting to think that the great Ka$h was losing his mojo ! :D

:lol: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
This is what started it:

Microsoft Confirms WMF Vulnerability, Plans for Patch – 12/30/2005
Microsoft has issued a Security Advisory (912840) concerning the recent
WMF vulnerability exploit. Microsoft…[Read more]

Have you tried looking at page four in Useful Downloads? :roll:

@Morticia wrote:

I have run everything [and I mean everything] and have deleted the bugger, but everytime I reboot it’s there again. I have run CWShredder which finds it, removes it and again if I reboot it’s there again.

Have run CWShredder, Adaware SE, Spybot…[Read more]

Any help is always gratefully received Mr Observer….. :D

And I do agree with your opinion to a degree – I have quite a number of spyware/adware/malware removal programmes and each one finds something that the others don’t – so where does one stop ? which is the right one ? etc, etc.

But I do think that Adware Spy is v.good -…

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Okay, eighties overload people……..top shows of the decade:

3. The Cosby Show
4. Cheers
6. The Golden Girls
10. Family Ties
21. The A-Team
23. Roseanne
25. Kate & Allie
31. The Wonder Years
39. ALF
49. Highway to Heaven

Go on – admit to the ones you watched……………..

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aah yes Angel* – V – with Freddie Kruger [before he was Freddie Kruger].

It was quite scary at times………… :shock:

http://thevisitors.info/intro.html

[Morty’s doing an “Ow£n” with these links – but only in the 80’s tv genre you understand……. :wink: ]

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Is that a one off reg code SuperA ????

[nice to see you btw – long time no see – assuming you have a real life! xoxo]

Yeah it’s a personal key Morticia say you wanted to activate this app you’d use morticia as the username and this license key 0000000001-5218444291 to unlock it.

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Have a good un Ladies and Gents xoxoxo [and all those in between…………..]

Ohhhhhhh Morty can i be a in betweeny pleaseeee please lol

Hope 2006 brings you all the dreams you wish for xxxxx

Then there’s always some other smart fundamental orifice on JC who will come up with an answer.:D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Emma – the ”RAM” in a computer is short for Random Access Memory and is usually measured in MB (or Megabytes) typically in multiples like 64 – 128 – 256 – 512 – 1024 etc etc depending on the exact configuration of…

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I am going to be on my own – but I’m just going to have a lie-in, then watch the cr@p on the tv whilst eating chocolate and drinking vodka.

So I’m rather looking foward to it ! :lol:

Wot she sed, (substitute chocolate and vodka for stilton and port)! 8)

Agreed again.

But then again it could be because I have nothing of interest to say……………………. :?

I was too bored to say that! :wink:

I miss my Morty moo, how the devil is she? Hope we can catch up over xmas xxxx

This is the one I have for my optical mouse – it’s not fabric but has a metal base with a plastic type cover for the mouse – makes it very easy for the mouse to move. I find it more difficult to move an optical mouse on a fabric mat.

I’ve thought too much about it haven’t I ??????? :?

http://www.pcworld.co.uk/martprd/store/pcw_…

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@Morticia wrote:

I was actually quite sickened by the media hanging around outside the hospital waiting for him to die.

Really turned by stomach, sick vultures.

Then on the news last night…….George Best nearly dead…..ffs !

Irrelevent of what anyone feels about GB, what I saw on TV last night with 40 odd news/media crews…

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I was actually quite sickened by the media hanging around outside the hospital waiting for him to die.

Really turned by stomach, sick vultures.

Then on the news last night…….George Best nearly dead…..ffs !

Irrelevent of what anyone feels about GB, what I saw on TV last night with 40 odd news/media crews loitering outside…

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@Morticia wrote:

I was just thinking that it had been a while since we had a really long b’tching thread………………………..

8)

u obviously missed the f ucker in forum 3 then chick :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just thinking that it had been a while since we had a really long b’tching thread………………………..

8)

u obviously missed the f ucker in forum 3 then chick :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

i gave up smokin after 29 years and 80 cigs a day(obviously i didnt smoke 80 a day for the full 29 yrs just the last 9), an ive been smoke free now for 17 months and COUNTING
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

and YES that is something to be proud of

Yes indeedy Mishette !! Well done you…

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…………at least you have something else to suck on……………..

:-

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: innit :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Morticia wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

i gave up smokin after 29 years and 80 cigs a day(obviously i didnt smoke 80 a day for the full 29 yrs just the last 9), an ive been smoke free now for 17 months and COUNTING
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

and YES that is something to be proud of

Yes indeedy Mishette !! Well done you xoxoxoxo

well done…

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@*Dawny* wrote:

i gave up smokin after 29 years and 80 cigs a day(obviously i didnt smoke 80 a day for the full 29 yrs just the last 9), an ive been smoke free now for 17 months and COUNTING
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

and YES that is something to be proud of

Yes indeedy Mishette !! Well done you xoxoxoxo

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@Morticia wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

The difference is that if some1 is smoking or drinking, fugging up their lungs and livers then its their lungs and livers to waste.
I think its a completely different thing if some1 has a transplant and recieves some1 else’s organs. I would say it becomes their duty then to protect those…

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I had a friend who moved into a house and found in the loft a stack of porno videos, and photos of what were the previous owners in er, interesting attire.

Does that count ???? :wink:

lmao! :lol: :lol: :lol:

never came across wt like that yet…. *goes off in search of dark secrets* :wink:

I had a friend who moved into a house and found in the loft a stack of porno videos, and photos of what were the previous owners in er, interesting attire.

Does that count ???? :wink:

PML :lol: :lol: :lol:

So that’s not the same as a dirty rainmac then ????

Cause I might have been able to answer that…………..

Dirty rainmacs are absolutely crawling in viruses! :lol:

Thanks for the link Owen xoxoxox

C00D11CB: Encountered a network error
Windows Media Player encountered a network error. Restart the Player. If the problem persists, restart your computer.

Although I have restarted the laptop so many times. Still the problem persists.

But, I’ve found that this isn’t limited to WMP, I also tried…

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OMG It’s a Miracle !!!!!!!!

Hallelujah !!!!!!!!!

It may be the second coming!!! :lol:

Windows Media Player 10

Whenever I try to click to open a music or video link on a site that requires WMP, WMP comes up with an error message: “Windows Media Player encountered a network error. Restart the Player.” If I then save the file instead of open, I still get the error.

Any ideas ??? Any ??? Anyone ????

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Breathing is always a good start.

Oh and he has to have met the chuckle brothers as least once……………….

I breath regularly and some times irregularly…asthmatic you see :lol:

And not one to ring my own bell, met them twice actually and I am on first name terms with them both :wink:

Breathing is always a good start.

Oh and he has to have met the chuckle brothers as least once……………….

Ohhh…now who would fit that request…… :-k

I cant think of anyone #-o

:wink:

@angel* wrote:

@PATS wrote:

gets ring out.changes into spangly bikin.an squares up to angel………….. :wink:

*backs away from PATS’ ring* :shock:

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And LMFAO @ P’ssing in the Radox !!!

=D> Congratulations madam for some very fine posts tonight.

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@Morticia wrote:

I tell you what, right now there is a lot of girly loving going on.

If that ain’t a cue for an all-girl love-in then I don’t know what is.

:D :D

morty ffs iv waited a long tme for that kind of invite lol

mmmm mortys and dawny and angel x x x x x x

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I tell you what, right now there is a lot of girly loving going on.

If that ain’t a cue for an all-girl love-in then I don’t know what is.

:D :D

morty ffs iv waited a long tme for that kind of invite lol

mmmm mortys and dawny and angel x x x x x x

@Morticia wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HILARIOUS !!!!

that one had me in stitches too :lol:

Do you think it shows our age by getting that joke ??????? :?

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HILARIOUS !!!!

that one had me in stitches too :lol:

LMAO Rainny – that piccie is surely for Marty is it not ????

ahh yes!

Silly me (i am female after all) <–blame spotlight for that one! :lol:

Jack and Danny”.

Pml :lol: :lol:

Translation:-

@Darnell_Valentine wrote:

CALLIN ALL THA FYNEST FEMALES AND DIMEZ I GOT A NEW WEBSITE FA CHATIN

Hello there to all the beautiful women, I am pleased to announce that I have set up a fantastic new website where we can talk to each other.

MUSIC AND JUST CHILL
Splendid tunes and relaxing times.

U KNOW LADIES IF U…

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And apparantley you need to look out for certain “things” going across the screen…………..there are two incidences of this in the first episode [hence why I want to watch it again cause I sure as hell didn’t see anything…….. :roll: ]

I was watching really closely, but didn’t see anything. :evil:

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