lol aw cause they toddlers mines coming up 2 terrible twos n he gonna have it bad think i might let me mum have him tell he 7 :lol:

I was thinking more like 18 :D :D – But I may regain sanity in 7 years.

Well wait, was I ever sane??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

oiiiiiiiii cheeky cow lol shhhhhhhhhhh what i tell ya bout tellin ppl thatlol ahh just i 4got who i gave it 2

dozy cow lol

lol lucks

i c gg aint said anythin back

:wink:

what u mean liar :?

You like this cock mg? :lol:

OGGY OGGY OGGY!

im in lol

Oggy (my cat that is) is very ill right now. She has only been sleeping in my bed for few days now. Doesn’t drink and ate only some bites today… :cry:
I don’t want to lose her! She’s my little baby. Don’t know what’s wrong with her, but her right side hurts :-s

lol nah it is sum1s no ill c if i put it down right 07909783170

FFS mg…….ur mental….. *oh hi, this is ur ‘friendly’ internet stalker* :lol:

sum1 asked 4 me mob no but canne remeber who it was n i trust every1 on here cause i know they wouldnt dare try anythin not that id tell em anythin else 0790978317

I ain’t gona ring it mg….either ur a total dipstick and it’s your real number or it’s one of them windups……..if it’s the dipstick one, then ur a nutter girl :lol:

lol think i scared sum1 off in msn :lol: :twisted:

Nothing new there then lol. :D/

yeah right

Seriously, and after that, i’d not touch it for months. I had some back in August, won’t have any until Christmas now! :D

lol we shall have a clean party then :lol: not

lol ant no way not after u sayin nightmares its my nightmares n pbs dreams

I was joking! :( See ya @ Candy’s party, she WILL have one, we all know it too don’t we? :lol:

cheecky bast ards in pbs dreams i am

And even then, it’s classed as a nightmare! :D/

lol y dont i just come in me birthday suit pmlllllllllllllll :lol: :wink:

You can CUM anywhere you want lovey!! :lol:

lol cordy still its gd 2 look young cause when ya older ppl think ya younger then u really r :lol: :wink:

True MG, except for Capt Chip, who thinks we all look older than we are :lol:

kk make sure u there by 10

I’ll be there by nine, that way, we’ll have an extra hour! The extra hour is for you to get dressed, do your hair, apply make – up, decide what you’re going to wear,… Etc,… Etc,… pml. :lol:

In between! :wink:

lol no tiz that was u u were beggin 4 more after 1 hour n i just kept on goin i tired ya out after 5 hours :lol:

You can tire me out for ANOTHER five hours if you want! :wink:

lol tiz bet ya lied :lol:

You know i’m not a bed – Hopper, remember the night you practically begged me to stay in bed? What was it you said?

“Please Anty Wanty, do it again, lets make lots of little Mystery Tiz’s.”

You told me it was the best five minutes of your life!! [-(

hey kate i got that on me msn emocons

Huh? :-s

gg pish off

i still think that woman looks like a doll in those shop windas

So you think she looks false? :shock:
You`re just jealous and i can understand. :P

am gd ta steven u

Im ok thanks x

lol grillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll i told u 2 tell me we won not drew feckin cr ap footiers :lol: bet i could do better :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

i’m not a gambling man, but.. i bet you could’nt :P

thats gd

i always seem 2 only 2 talk 2 u canne think of where every1 goes when i come on

I know i dont know where they hide :roll:

im kinda avoidin men cause i always seem 2 pick the pr icks

Good on you i dont blame you they are p****s

im kinda avoidin men cause i always seem 2 pick the pr icks

lol join the club
i THINK at 30 that i might have eventually found someone nice but i guess time will tell

ermm evenin i guess

lol hows you MG?

lol lucks smake him

He likes that too much!

lol u sure just u n not somethin else

I don’t understand, you’re talking in riddles!!!

lol bet they do

LOL, what’s that supposed to mean?

@mystery_girl wrote:

shake hands with bfs have pi ssed me off i saw mine havin it off with 1 of me m8s shake hands with touble timin to ss off losser who ourght 2 get his balls ripped off feed 2 the dogs then shopped up mashed in a food machine givin 2 the dogs again n dumped in a waste land :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x…

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lol yes gg’s left PARTY EVERY1

mg you are looking a good spanking. :twisted: :wink:

what u mean more like leak i thought it woulda been spray

OMG, you talking dirty MG? :shock:

oiiii lucks spill :lol:

More like; LEAK!! :lol:

i aint

I aint unzipped yet, that’s why!! :lol:

ive heard it 2

What makes it even more funnier though is the fact that he doesn’t sound Welsh that much! Have you seen the W@nker clip, when the lad is in the back of his dad’s car? :lol:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

@mystery_girl wrote:

lol plums rather small

Women are strange. When in groups of other women, all they want is a 13″ c0ck as thick as their arm, which has no way of ever getting completely inside their fudge. Now you want giant balls as well.

I want to see a perfect 5’10” tall babe with a 36″ pert chest, a…

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@mystery_girl wrote:

lol plums rather small

Women are strange. When in groups of other women, all they want is a 13″ c0ck as thick as their arm, which has no way of ever getting completely inside their fudge. Now you want giant balls as well.

I want to see a perfect 5’10” tall babe with a 36″ pert chest, a 24″ waist, and 34″…

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pis sed off u

pretty much the same :roll:

lol careful beth ur doin a lot of guys out there in2 right horney gits

pmsl think they all prob turned into horny gits looooooong ago

lol that all steven :lol:

Yep its the thought of the 3 inches :lol: :lol:

pmllllllllllllllllll :lol: :lol:

I have you know im going for a lie down :roll:

lol yep make sure its extra extra strong :lol:

Its turned on to full power :lol: :lol: catch u latersx

@mystery_girl wrote:

dont lie

How wide is your crack then ffs? :twisted:

I bet you can you run a tube train through it? :twisted: :lol:

:shock: :lol:

@mystery_girl wrote:

lol mayb but i gotta ask anyway hun

A foot long :twisted:

When limp :shock: :? :lol:

:shock:

@Dirty.Davros wrote:

@mystery_girl wrote:

i will

Get yer webcam out Mg :D

ya perv!

The clue is in my name :wink:

the cg cl

erm, wdf?

am really happy lol

you’re pissed off cause you’re happy?

same here tiggy, n if that so called m8 tells any more shes gonna get her feckin head kicked in stupid bi tch, thing is she wont say sh it 2 me face but says plenty bout me behind me back :evil: :evil:

Maybe it’s me, maybe i’m naive….. i just can’t see the point !!!

depends if am still alive :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Back again just for a lil while xx

licks griffs ice creams :lol:

Makes MG scream :wink:

@mystery_girl wrote:

jools 10 oclock afternoon 2 me well anyway afternoon again lmao

Where are you MG :?

shes in the shower… i only know cause somone told me :oops: