well done to your brother.

several grand to get to 600bhp, would need a rev 3 version of my engine – bigger turbo, injectors, rods, pistons, crank etc etc.

The black car is just a road car and ive finsished with subtle mods, no chav bling thank you sir, i…[Read more]

I don’t like men that love their cars, I want all off the loving and I also do a good polish :wink:

There’s nothing wrong with allowing your emotions to be affected by a car, perhaps we can polish it together some day :lol:

not much left of the VW :lol:

all stock detroit power rules.

I could have that cross country though, guess it doesnt go around corners well :wink:

what sort of times does it run?

What’s he hoping for this season?

Nitrous?

tell me more, :lol: i get caught up with motors…

looks the full monty.

The Fensport guys did a 10 second run yesterday in a 2.0i 3SGTE powered Corolla, the same engine as mine :D

come to Japfest and i’ll take you around the track :wink:

toyota came 2nd and 5th in the F1 Constructors this morning :D

show us ya gt4!!!!!!

id love one!

previous page. :P

I have a modern car aswell for normal driving – my cars dont get left on the street they…[Read more]

Most girls i know hate my driving as i tend to make use of the throttle. especialy in this;

its a 1550KG Jap plastic missile import Celica GT4, full leather, air con, cruise con, leccy folding mirrors, leccy…[Read more]

peeps – here’s some pics of my car (tell me if i bore you)

its a 1987 Toyota Celica Convertible, there’s about 15 left on the roads now in the UK as most have been neglected by the climate and expense to maintain.

It runs with a 2 litre twin can 16…[Read more]

Oo( Is Northerm Monkey Irish :? )

i just wanted to post inane drivel then edit it because i’m a cheeky monkey.

Ali G’s always asking for you ‘where’s me jooly’ :lol:

how you doing anyway – i’m getting another beer

You call this a photo-gallery?

It looks more like mug shot’s of crack-heads!

Bunch of banana’s, go away worm.

where’s ant? – anybody heard from him… not seen him about for a while

probs in the ant hill.

:lol:

nonce
Function: adjective
: occurring, used, or made only once or for a special occasion <a nonce word

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner’s Dictionary)

Definition
nonce word – a word invented for a particular occasion or situation

(from the Oxford English Dictionary)

Nonce

/nonss/

• adjective (of a word or e…[Read more]

good stamina young Sir

LoL, look at so-called mr non-abusive go :wink:

you can hardly expect me to hold my hypothetical tongue when facing your torrent of abuse, i am merely allowing you to witness the spleandour you scatter on this earth.

since you are the one who called me both a nazi and a paedophile,

quote my calling you a nazi or paedo you rectum mite.

@Northern Monkey wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

otherwise show us all my discriminative remarks

you must learn to differentiate between you and the other people that live in your head.

LoL.

You know what us nazi paedophiles are like.

no, i do not know what you nazi paedophiles are like, please keep your personalities to yourself.

He is following me around!

I was simply answering him a question, like the polite, well mannered gentleman I am.

how does one go about “answering him a question” because i’m fecked if i know :lol:

i think you’ll find the only thing following you around is your trail of sh.ite that dribbles out yer head.

Cos you’re a c*nt

:lol: artistic.

the word wrinkles remind me of the old witch in Snow White :lol:

my dog ate his duvet, i wasnt on holiday having a cool mixer with vodka and i didnt win the lottery.

I didnt drive my car today – that’s how much it sucked.

35 degrees at night in the indian ocean, on a little island. Coktails are fantastic.