P.s Hi pats Dorian here

is laffin :P :P :evil: :evil: :twisted: :P

GG he is my gay stalker
Sianny really is a porker
Pat and Pauly getting wet
will they confirm it I doubt but yet

Everyone else in their internet life
they like to plunge the cyber knife
it’s just no fun unless they are righteous
they hate it when someone else might just

Tell them of their errant ways
they’ll read the posts and gaze…

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It’s great… it’s not my thread and my gay stalker and gorgeous Sian (I typed that with a straight face, nearly) have dedicated poems to me… being the sensitive soul I am, I’m filling up.

I hope I am not being referred to as gay, a stalker yes. gay no!

I have never been a lesbian although I have been curious. I will have to write…[Read more]

So the bloke or chick has been here before
I don’t know why you’re feeling so sore
Personally I couldn’t give a monkeys elbow
If it were Pauly or Pats or Sian and so

I give the ‘new’ user the benefit of doubt
I’m sure he’s just a lager lout
That won a bet for 50 squids
It’s still more fun than you stupid kids.

I think I like you

He reckoned it wasn’t possible
To control you freaks
I said it could be done
And it wouldn’t take weeks

I said I could make you rhyme
And not tell you to do so
Like the Pied Piper and the rats
It was go go go….

I must admit my little…[Read more]

You forgot the bloke they know as sword
With many he strikes a poignant chord
In search of morons he does hunt
He likes to make them look a cunt.

But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
You see they are righteous never wrong
The clique list of JC is very long.

Good luck dear poet you may just…

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Thank you Bev, Dibbs and Cherry
Maybe I’m deluded
But into your gang
I already feel included

I’m trying to contain all my delight
And not to do my happy dance
Oh to late… I’m afraid
I think I’ve gone and peed my pants

welcome :D

and there are two bons in my name :cry:

Thank you bon bon, I will take note
Your name is plural as in double
So does this mean,
You’re double the trouble?