Dunno what you mean Sian :-k :lol:

8-[

Thank you so very much for the thread, and for such lovely messages and links and pictures and … erm… makeovers :shock: :lol:

I had a splendid day, now I just need a few weeks to get over it lol

Thanks a mill :wink: :P

Posh xxx

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Aww thanks Giggley girl :D xxx – hope you are ok?

I just feel horribly sorry for myself right now :oops:

I’m cool thanks for asking posh one :0)

Try gargling with boiled salt water, as hot as you can stand…it may help (hope it does)

Ahem :)

Actually, I’m more of an old irregular :lol:

I heard prunes help

Win all three european cups. Aberdeen are the other team that could do it.

United have not won the UEFA cup but would need an early exit from Champions League – hence don’t probably want to

:mrgreen:

I think :?

it has recently been comfirmed that this is the correct answer

another one for you all

which player has won the…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Good riddance to over sensitive , smelly rubbish, I say.

:-$ Ah shurrup ya bully :roll: :lol:

Cath – don’t be upset – I didn’t see most of the posts but although I don’t know you, you certainly don’t seem in the least rude or offensive – although this could be where you are going wrong 8-[ :lol:

It’s probably…

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Careful Fastcars – he’s had his weetabix :lol:

You should only be worried if he has eaten more than two!

A mate phoning from The Eagles concert in Twickenham and letting me listen to Hotel California 8) :lol:

That sounds cool Posshy, but not as good as Beeker phoning! :wink:

I thought for a moment that USA – Italy game was going to end up 5 a side :roll: :lol:

:lol:
I hope Ghana go through to the second round. 8)

How many lions? If it was three.. could be a good omen for England in the World Cup :P

That would be a NIGHTMARE! :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

rite Ob’s…. eggs in the cold water… make sure u cover them with water…. and once the water starts to simmer.,…. IE…. bubbles comin up…. time from then 3/4 mins…. dependin how soft u wish them…..

Does depend on what altitude you are at though … the size of the egg, and how cold it is to begin…

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Southern English me :D

My mum was from Scotland.. but I could only hear her accent if she was tired or upset .. or if someone else spoke the same way (she was from Outer Hebrides)

And Ti’z.. yes.. I don’t live in Southern England now and I most certainly can hear my own accent – even though I would have sworn blind I don’t have one…

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@Gyps wrote:

What have you lot got planned for this weekend then?

I am just peeing myself with excitement here…. tomorrow night am off to see…….

MORRISSEY!!!

(All hail to the God!)

I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) :mrgreen:

How was Moz – ???

(he was on Wossy on Friday)…

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I’m sorry – is it just me – or does the idea of voting for the best male “member” seem a touch personal :oops: :lol: :lol:

Oh…you’ve got a filthy mind… :twisted: :shock: :lol:

…Why didn’t I think about that? :oops:

Plastic wrappers
Coat hangers
Cold windy rain
People on crowded public transport with HUGE rucksacks on their backs

I would throw your hat in too, it’s wasted on Tesco shopping online :lol: :wink:

I agree with both of you :shock: :lol: – but the question was “Should it be compulsory” – and the answer to that is, in my view, a resounding NO.

Sorry for not answering the question as it was asked :lol: :twisted:

OK…..also a resounding NO from me too!!!!

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Does everyone know the sex of their babies before birth now …. or does anyone wait to find out as a surprise? Just wondered really ….

My hospital (SCRH at Edinburgh Infirmary)won’t tell the sex of a baby – you have to specifically request a consultant for a 20 week scan but they still don’t like telling – you have to have a real…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Too many* bottles of Owd Roger will make a mockery of the suave sophisticate you really are and get you absolutelyfuckincunted. And leave you with a nasty headache.

* Four.

Wuss :twisted:

Double wuss! :twisted: :wink:

Awww Ragdoll xxxxx Thank you – didn’t think anyone would notice :lol:

I’ve had an enforced break due to the slight technical hitch of having no internet :roll: :lol:

I promise I’m not Toreador01 or whoever you said Ruby :lol:

Oh – and Marty – thanks for the PM – best laugh I’ve had for a long time Son :wink: :lol: :lol:

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@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

bloody disgrace that is! :lol:

It is! Bloody ridiculous :lol: Fair dinkum, I notice its only you bloody poms that have banned it :wink: Knobheads :P

Ello Ragdoll – you bluddy moaning again eh? :wink: :lol: :lol:

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@fastcars wrote:

I can just imagine sunny as a sprout and Pats as a runner bean…. :lol: :lol: :lol:

You’ll be coming as a Squash then :mrgreen:

8) a cucumber.

@Oss wrote:

Farewell to my past
for it is only history
something that’ll last
but only as a story

Hello to my future
For it is full of surprise
Something to be unsure
Something to open my eyes

Welcome to the present
For it’s the here and now
Although it still is recent
In a minute, i give a farewell bow

Do not dwell in the past
for…

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I would just sing to them :twisted: …. they would soon throw themself off the nearest cliff voluntarily … and all I would have done is sing – or perhaps whistle.. that’s pretty excruciating too :lol: :lol:

POshy what are you saying – your voice is devine :D

@stevenage_f wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

@PATS wrote:

lmao at desperate……………i got em quein hun………….shame me n fastcars is the only ones who know who wants who innit lol. :wink: :wink:

:P *moves her msn next to Pats and puts glass up against the wall* :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:…

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@PATS wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

@PATS wrote:

lmao at desperate……………i got em quein hun………….shame me n fastcars is the only ones who know who wants who innit lol. :wink: :wink:

:P *moves her msn next to Pats and puts glass up against the wall* :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: we is…

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@PATS wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

@PATS wrote:

lmao at desperate……………i got em quein hun………….shame me n fastcars is the only ones who know who wants who innit lol. :wink: :wink:

:P *moves her msn next to Pats and puts glass up against the wall* :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: we is all dun.ur too late…..pml.…

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@Poshy wrote:

@PATS wrote:

lmao at desperate……………i got em quein hun………….shame me n fastcars is the only ones who know who wants who innit lol. :wink: :wink:

:P *moves her msn next to Pats and puts glass up against the wall* :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: we is all dun.ur too late…..pml. :wink:

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@PATS wrote:

lmao at desperate……………i got em quein hun………….shame me n fastcars is the only ones who know who wants who innit lol. :wink: :wink:

:P *moves her msn next to Pats and puts glass up against the wall* :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: we is all dun.ur too late…..pml. :wink:

@PATS wrote:

@Poshy wrote:

I forecast Tears Before Bedtime :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :D :D :D again?!

BTW… I keep meaning to send my compliments to Fastcars..my fur has nearly recovered :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I obviously didnt ruffle u enough then Poshy….. :wink: :lol:

I forecast Tears Before Bedtime :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :D :D :D again?!

Well no way am I going back to read all that lot :roll: :lol:

But, tell me.. this is over a “Real Ugly Guy” :?

— can’t wait till a “Drop Dead Gorgeous” guy comes over the horizon…. things could turn real nasty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO need a rofl smiley

I’m still fighting my way out of the woodwork I was in three pages ago :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

golly… what energy we have in the “mature” forum :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I actually found that funny first thing on here that has been…no pun intended :lol:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@sunny wrote:

nope not holding hands just saying ow many ppl on here in room have joked about shaging some 1 alot think but nope only had 1 REAL man not a made up person who types on a chat room see the diffrence is theres REAL LIFE and theres just chat hmmmmmmm hard i no to get the 2 confused

im not confused just…

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Oh bugga..gotta go for dinner.. just when its exciting :roll: :lol:

Hurry up or your milk will get warm…. :D :D :wink:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@sunny wrote:

nope not holding hands just saying ow many ppl on here in room have joked about shaging some 1 alot think but nope only had 1 REAL man not a made up person who types on a chat room see the diffrence is theres REAL LIFE and theres just chat hmmmmmmm hard i no to get the 2 confused

im not confused just…

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:shock: bluddy ‘ell.. this was on page 3 when I went to the pub…

summary anyone???.. :lol:

oo poshie mwhaaa can we boil you now your heer god i love ya pu ssy lol mwhaaaaaa

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That and a mint text :mrgreen:

Warne is a terrific cricketer..no mistake. Some say the best spin bowler ever. He played tremendously this series.. and sportingly accepted chants of “Warne’s dropped The Ashes” from the crowd. He and Pietersen both play for the same county side now :D .. and he showed great sportsmanship in congratulating him.

However, his past…

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@Poshy wrote:

@Mart wrote:

i saw that post poshy, too late to delete it :wink:

:lol: :lol: I just said your brain had gone to Ashes :wink: :lol:

:lol:

:shock:

:(

:cry:

Go poshy 8) :D

Sorry Mart :lol:

Nuffin new Gyps… Same old sh*t just a diff day everyday :wink:

We may have a problem Stevenage … I know very little about cleaning :roll: – give it a go though, as I’m a jolly good sport :wink: :lol: :lol:

Ok :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

I had a school prom in 6th year…it was lovely…*nostalgia*

But as for the Albert Hall musical one – nope – never been, never gonna go. Too far away for starters. :roll: :)

They do Proms In The Park on last night too … I think you are in Scotland Squeezy? – there is one in Glasgow…

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Sorry to see you are leaving… especially for that reason –

Your humour will be much missed ….

take care

wot ‘er ladyship sed :?

Very illuminating Will :wink: :lol:

So is this :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Get a cat :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol: :lol:
i have 2!!!!! :lol: :lol:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Dissers! :(

oi! :(

Not you! :wink:
They know who they are.

:shock: Oh I say!

This will keep PB and his AltGr key busy :wink: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: