@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Well… I don’t find it too threatening or offensive in all honesty :roll:

I’ve read worse.
Much worse.

And as for pretentiousness… hmm :-k Maybe I’m wrong, but I can’t actually see where it aspires to be anything other than what it is – ie a simple self awareness exercise? Not an attempt at a groundbreaking…

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@rednotdead wrote:

Realising that no matter how hard life can get for me ………………… It’s still 10 thousand times harder for JC regs :!: :!: :lol: :wink: :P

that made me smile

Glad to be of assistance 8) :wink: :P

Its the same as Essex… it dont exist, you have to join under London!

I just been bought tickets to see west ham play the gunners in a few weeks… care to have a little side bet on who wins shazza :?: :!: :lol:

@aunty wrote:

SELF ESTEEM A THOUGHT FOR EVERYONE

I own me, and therefore I can engineer me..

This statement was, for me, probably the most pretentious self obsessed bit of the entire ghastly self-centered diatribe. If it wasn’t originally written by an American …. it ought to have been.

What a load of pretentious total…

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@sunny wrote:

Villa winning already ready f00k sake :evil: COME ON SPURS ffs :evil:

Tell me about it Sunny :oops: :cry: :cry:

Yes I’m a spurs fan :!: :shock:

@rednotdead wrote:

More muppets believing JC bullshyte then I see :?: :!: :roll: :lol:

nah.. knowing damm fine it was a wind up and replying accordingly. only “muppet” here is you !

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@lil fek wrote:

Gender doesn’t really matter to me lol

phew…fort u were sayin rednotdead was male!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

So how did I get dragged into this :?: :roll: 8)

When are we meeting :?: :roll: :wink: :P :P

@mattuj56 wrote:

shamon, we all know gary gliter fingered the kids or whatever, and paid off their families, why are we even giving this man any time 2 discuss him, he needs to sort himself out, if he finds young people attractive thats what he likes, but to act upon it is what lands a person in jail. anyone can like what they…

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@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Out Of Commision – the final mission on GTA IV. Not that difficult, just long and frustrating combining my least favourite aspects of the game. And when I’ve done it, I’ll have to do it again to see the alternate ending :evil:

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@WooHoo wrote:

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met 8-[

:P :P :P 8)

@Pete wrote:

The reward was knuckle pads stop him scraping them on the floor and viagra eye spray so at least he’d look hard

He’ll be suing them shortly cos they didn’t work either then……….story of ugo’s life i fear :wink: :?

@ugo wrote:

Already shopped a few , got the T- shirt on that one

oooooh & the reward too ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can’t see what’s so funny about being a grass meself……………….. obviously I’m missing something :? :? :twisted:

@rednotdead wrote:

iTS A FOOKING DOG A BADLY BEHAVED ONE AT THAT ??!! PUT THE SH1TTY THING DOWN AND MOVE INTO YOUR NEW PLACE… YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT LOSING A NICER HOUSE OVER A MUTT THAT YOU ADMITTED YOU’RE NOT KEEN ON ANYWAY ……FAILING THAT FIND AN RSPCA KENNELS AND GIVE HIM UP

YES I LIKE DOGS…… BUT I PUT MYSELF AND MY…

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YES I LIKE DOGS…… BUT I PUT MYSELF AND MY FAMILY BEFORE ANY FOOKING MUTT

From rednotdead aka sweetass 8) 8) :wink:

@rednotdead wrote:

Fukkin brilliant… just copy and pasted them to my mates :!: :P :P :lol:

hmmm now why didnt i get that e mail then :(

EEEEErrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ……………. soz pol :oops: :oops: :?

@BAD MANNERS IS GAY****** wrote:

I think gays should have a discount, tis only fair..

*think I’ll become a celibate lesbian then* :wink: :lol: 8)

Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you’re sexy, and you’re not afraid to put it all out there.

And while you’re very appealing, you’re careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.

How You Are Sexy

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Have you ever told a lie to your partner as you knew you’d get ear ache admitting the truth :?: :?:

You’re so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you – far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love!

:wink: Like i don’t know that already :!: :wink:

@lotty wrote:

2 tough questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a…

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Milli Vanilli.. or Manilli Vanilli

@Pete wrote:

ieanD

Me thinks she should just try origami…then we’ll be flooded with pictures of fecking swans and shyte roses :oops: :oops: :wink: [/quote]