Stright to the point is always the best way, all of the comments have made me laugh :lol:

Thanks people. :shock:

Help us with my profile, what should I put in and what should I leave out, etc etc

Some pointers tell me were I’m going wrong, help us out.
Please? :cry:

I’m a easy person to get along with, laid back easy going?!
But on the web I sound like something complete different :cry:

Here you go:

“Dapper gent, dilettante, approaching my prime, raven hair with moody eyes and a players’ build. No sense of humour. In fact, I don’t like jokes and if you try to make me laugh, I will spank you. I like gentlemen’s clubs, illegal narcotics, carousing with strumpets, wagering fortunes at backgammon, telling marvellous…

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Hmm :-k

Tell em how much you earn a year and how you understand a womans need for expensive clothes :D

I will never understand the need for expensive clothes. I would not try it on with a women who looked hard maintenance. Not worth it.

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