@Catz wrote:

Well hello! :wink:

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!!!

I know…… i am just amazing!

1 youghart (any flavour or just plain) -use the empty youghart pot as a measure.
1 veg oil
1 sugar
3 flour
4 eggs
1 tbs of baking powder

Put all in bowl and blitz

Flavour your cake with anything. cherry and almond, coffee and walnut, toblerone chunks etc etc etc

Grease and line tin – cook on 180 for 30-45 mins – skewer test.

Button Mushrooms
Stilton/rocqufort
Garlic
Salt
Pepper
Cumin
Fresh Corriander
Red wine(pref Cote du Rhone or Bordeaux)

Puff Pastry
Creme Fresh
Roquet

Put all in pan and cook on low heat.

Cut circles of puff pastry and cook

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tea with 2 pls love x

*thinks to herself*
Arrrggghhhh run away the L word when all i wanted was a F….

*says*
I will just call my mate over then

Everyone thinks I am extremely jealous of James Blunkett because he has got a TANK. I am NOT! Anyway, I am still hoping to get a submarine with a PERISCOPE for Christmas. I imagine Santa is just having a little difficulty getting it through customs. This means I will be able to sneak up to beaches and look at nearly nude…

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Those twin peaks…or are you just pleased to see me?

You should check the valleys out!

Do you only ride mountains…. 8)

Gonna need to try harder than that!

Hang on – Mr angel is playing away – now he can’t even remember Mrs Angel’s name – and he has bought her a nose ring. There is a message here somewhere.

Hmmmmm this needs to be investigated further.

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wahoooooooooooooooooo quick lock the door :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Maybe the Hubby will think he’s at the wrong house and go next door! Now get in that sodding wardrobe!

Because it’s cheaper and safer than going to the pub, more entertaining than the TV, more interactive than my in-laws. less stressful than a family get together and, best of all, I can do it sitting down, without hodling my stomach in and it doesn’t matter if I am having a bad hair day. :lol:

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UK Set To Become Winter Wonderland Monday November 21, 04:49 PM

Get your snow boots out, make sure your fridge is stocked with soup and your freezer is full of bread – the chance of snow this week is 100%.According to forecasters, most of Britain will be blanketed with the white stuff from Thursday.Metcheck.com believes the flakes…

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breakfast b/tch :lol:

Make it yourself… I’ve had my sausage already thismorning

id say hello back@ya :D

Know any taxi numbers?

Happy Boxing day!!!! I am normally out on the razz by now but I am saving myself for new year this year 8) :D

Going out for a late lunch about 3…. been out already for the obligatory boxing day walk with the dog and friends.

just chats fave day of the year, is boxing day

hehehe

Right back at you there Soulie…. let the games comence ;-)

WARNING

Only click this link if you have lots of time to spare and are not easily annoyed and promise not to kill me and live at least one hundred miles away from Manchester.
In fact…. just don’t click it.

http://www.geocities.com/shining_star_of_2003/annoying

Just coming down the 556 now… you can run but you can’t hide.

@Squeezy wrote:

Morning……..tea, milk and 2 please. :wink: :lol:

teas made now squeeze me some more

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I want coffee wench!

Today ……

Are you Bill Gates ?!?!?!

@Slayer wrote:

Have I missed something? Owen is, as far as I know, a decent JCer- unless this Miss Lush has been here before and has preconceived ideas(not that anyone wud ever hav more than one name on JC)

As far as you know…thats like me saying santa is real, as far as i know :wink: Ive never been on JC message board b4.

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@RidingMountains2 wrote:

Well my little munchkins…. off to dry my hair then out to the bars for a few bevvies… so can i appologise in advance for any bad spelling/manners etc etc that may spill forth from my gob later.

Have a great weekend

xxxxx

you got a lot to appolgise for young lady, look what you gone and done

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I have to confes that i nearly fell of my chair when i saw this thread had 19 pages on it….. I mean 19!!!! absorockinglootly!

Excellent beeatching there people… all your mothers must be really proud ;-)

My dad’s probably had a bloody hard day
But he’s been good fun and bubblin and jokin’ away
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Well I guess stranger things have happend. Wish somebody would have told me I was a lesbian ffs. Why am I always the last to find this stuff out?

Its the date rape drug i slipped you lastnight… blanks your memory ;-)

I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what a “CHARACHTERS” is.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@DizzyBrunette wrote:

why the fook do peeps do threads saying im going to wash me hair, have a bath, go the pub…..

are we really interested??? most of us dont even read the thread and notice that they have gone… and do we really care?????

me………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emma xx

Maybe Emma it’s because you…

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I`m off also RM.

Don`t do anything i wouldn`t? :wink:

I believe you would be in negative equity my dear ;-)

Liam Gallagher to be precise but hey…… :wink:

So close but yet so far

you hair splitting little toad ;-)

i dont know this person

erm….nice hair

Blimey…. obviously had one too many last night….

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Gotta love her :wink:

No you don’t ;-)

Yes she does, she is my lil’ sister its the law to love me….. :D

Show me documented proof of this law and i will consider obeying it….only consider mind! ;-)

What?? you are missing the point ffs! And i dont…

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I Follow no one…. a walk to the beat of my own drumb ;-)

(Was that meant to be ”drum” or ”dumb” ??? – Ed)

Showing off you admin powers there are we….. ohhhh aren’t we cleaver….punn intended ;-)

Her avatar says it all.

I Bless you and wish you a very very happy Christmas xx

Nothing worse than hairy balls!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww and the strays that grow up the shaft :-…

Yeah… what’s it all about… I mean overload of testosterone or what…… Ok no just bad grooming ;-)

Looks like you got a follower at long last Geoff lmaooooooooooo :lol:

Tis Yoda you seek, help you find him i will.

And Becky, Just exactly what is your point? From one as educated as yourself I would have expected a far wittier retort than that.

Hi Squeezy, would you please let me know when that item gets delivered and how many days it has taken because i bought an item from the states and the guy told me it would take five days before i would recieve it, but he forgot to tell me in what year hence i`m still waiting. :roll: :lol:

Hope you have better luck than i do!?

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theres nothing wrong with the good old prostrate massage. one of lifes little pleasures!!!

So how is the sperm donation going? ;-)

Who are all these newbies ffs? :lol:

I need to come back more often, nice to meet you all. :lol:

You are Welcome… variety is the spice of life ;-)

ooh sounds nice, where do you want me? bent ready and waiting ! :P

You are obviously one of these people that enjoy the “anything to declare” dilemma

no of course not, i was talking about the truly orgasmic snow! (frozen water), skiing that fresh powder better feeling than anything

Apart of course from sitting on a chair lift, on someone, on new years eve with a bottle of champagne in you hand ;-)

Exactly my thinking, i shall get round to you all somehow, even if we have to bring them in, in pairs. I cannot have people missing out!

*snaps gloves* Shall we begin. (Industrial size tub of KY permitting) :wink:

Woody honey….. you haven’t seen me on snow yet!….

true, true, i heard that sex is amazing on snow! :wink:[/quote]

I take it we are talking the “white Stuff” here….

for all the sub standard intellectuals on here that means frozen water flakes…. not the expensive waste of time substitute.

I like to make the newbies all fit in :D

I refer you back to vasaline ;-)

P.s are you corrupting the newbie RM? :wink: :lol:

If so can i join in? :P

hehehehe… Who me?!?!?!

Would I?????

By all means…. although knowing the man like i do, he is already corrupt!

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

No. I gargle!

that reminds me of the old classic…

whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off…

spit, swallow and gargle,

and rm2 you showoff you!!

Woody honey….. you haven’t seen me on snow yet!….

There he is puting his flippers on ready for the big swim then all of a sudden all of the lessons he has recieved about the vagina and the womb etc have gone out the window. What he thought was gonna be a swim upstream, has now turned into a evasion tactics one on one with a lashing tongue and a marauding set of teeth followed by a…

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@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Highs: Meeting my Godmother after 20 years

Bless you both xxxx hope all goes well for you both x

Ty RM, yes it was rather special, only things like finding out that santa has left you presents and getting divorced compare.

:lol:

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good plan hadnt thought of that, normally just use vaseline for other things! :wink:

Thats what they all say about “Vasalines’ Lip Therapy”….. pucker up baby!!! ;-)

why thank you for the welcome very kind! !

You are welcome. So how many inches has Brum got then……. rain that is ;-)

@woody wrote:

grease? what do you want that for, im sure a bit of spital with suffice?!

well…. i have some nice chocolate flavoured lube……. ;-)

@woody wrote:

and it most certainly is woody by name and by…

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