sarah_1

@Pete wrote:

when you say break ?

Kaput … knackered .. defunc ….. in short FUBARED eh Susie. 8-[

I’m assuming there mind you. :lol: :wink:

(For those of you that don’t know FUBARED means fc/uked up beyond all recognition)

Bendy

Resisting the temptation to throttle the kids. :evil:

and ….. it’s not even 9am yet. :lol:

wiggle

Well here we are again, Big band week this week.

Olly’s just strutted his stuff , not bad lets see what the rest can do. :|

Yet again I am hoping the cretin twins get given their marching orders this week. [-o<

Infact they can take Danni with them. She does my head in. :roll:

Turkey

@SusieQ wrote:

why the feck do I bother

Lol Susie …. Let me know if you ever find an answer because it’s a question I frequently ask myself. :lol: :wink:

@Melody wrote:

thinking that after 3 days of a headache, 6 times vomitting, backache, temperature, sneezing and generally feeling rubbish that today might be a good day to start and feel better…. but i still woke up with the bloody headache!!!!!!!! arghhhhhhhh

Ooooh err Mel , sounds like the dreaded Swine flu to me. :(

Hope you feel better…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

you mean someone else is as fick as me :shock: :lol:

:-# :- :lol: :lol: :wink:

Crunchie

@Pete wrote:

Mssrs Haddaway and Shite solicitors would be happy to represent you in any damages claim

Thought they might be somehow. :wink: :lol:

Hmmmm don’t talk to me about the sodding HIPS pack…… stupid bit of paper that basically tell you how eco friendly & eco efficient your house is.

Yes i know because I have just moved & yes the house might well be eco friendly & all that tosh but unless you have the all singing all dancing survey that costs thousands the chances are you’ll get…[Read more]

Make mine a large glass please. :wink:

Guide

Pmsl ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one tictax.

Roaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :lol:

Ok this story is as true as I am typing this.

Picture the scene …. I ‘m in a corridor on a payphone to then hubby in the local maternity unit having just had my son the night before. I very sheepishly whispered down the phone for him to bring more supplies of ST’s. He couldn’t hear me so trying to save myself anymore embarresment, I asked him…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I NEVER said that woohoo :roll:

read it again ( useless and thick springs to mind :lol: :lol: )

But he has a point Susie …. let’s let him run with this thread eh :lol: :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

i like the donkey gazlan…..much easier on the eye and he always makes me laugh :lol:

F u c K Gaz, think she’s after dating your Donkey! :lol:

every woman has been with an a s s at some point in their lifetime :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmmm sadly I have to agree with you Susie. Divorced 2 of em !…[Read more]

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

What an exciting life i lead. :lol:

That’s what my neighbour said.. Two seconds before walking out in front of a Bus! :?

Cheers Woo :shock: lil ray of sunshine ain’t ya ! :lol: