sharongooner

Yer that too :lol:

Another slightly cleaner version:

There was an old lady from Ealing
Who got on a bus to Dargeling
said a sign on the door
don’t spit on the floor
so she looked up and spat on the ceiling

And this is one of my faves :lol:

There once was a hippopotamus
Who spent his nights in Nostradamus
When asked why he read
So intently, he said
“It’s because I…[Read more]

Its all elememtary really.

Im not the pheasant plucker
Im the pheasant plucker’s son
And I’ll be plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes

… and that was just as hard to type as it is to say.

:lol: ok for those that aint heard it or lived sheltered lives here it is;

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who felt a peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And open her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!

was thinking the same thing! we have a minature one and it is very pretty :lol:

it does stink of magazine deal. I dont think she is really into him as much as he is into her.

shall I do the woman from Ealing one? :lol:

very good hun xx 8) suns out rains stopped, perfect. :wink:

Morning PP 8) :wink:

oh damn and here was me all on my tod on the boards missing it all, tut, you should have come and got me!

oh stop being a pleb you pleb :roll:

Yep Cath but you gotta admit Im a happy little soak! :lol: x

:lol: bouncy bouncy!

Innit 8)

Im ol’greeeeeeeg

Ive gotta mangina!

my sons fave quote :oops: :lol:

harmless but shows how the boosh funniness spreads across all ages. Apart from old people who state they “loved red dwarf and that was really out there”…. tut…..

take off the horse blinkers and stop getting old, times move on, EMBRACE PLEASE!

same with the…[Read more]

I do hope Wilma will grace us with her presence again soon, I do like her.

And we havent heard from Esme in a few days either. Hope they are both ok xx

Sian ruined my bored board sweep! :evil: :lol:

Well Ive just had a bored sweep and feel so much better… phew.

fVck off terry, I dont talk to you so dont talk to me.

That way things stay civil.

Noddy lol :lol:

shnirt

sherlock holmes was the best bond ever