I refuse to wear boots until November!

I started wearing my boots again 2 weeks ago……

Tact… getting your point across without stabbing someone’s eye out with it. :wink:

Back at ya.

15 million listeners :^o

i wish!!!!

its around about 12,000 listeners at the moment

@sharongooner wrote:

Tact… getting your point across without stabbing someone’s eye out with it. :wink:

That made me giggle :lol:

Me too :lol:

yes TP, you said so on the other thread. In fairness Simon did say she was like Marmite.

Yes and I shall say it again.

oh I can see Im going to have to stare at this one for a wee bit longer. (gosh Amy looks aged in that pic, shocking isnt it).

<<< sends optician man round to Sharons! She's been staring at this one FAR too long now!

:wink:

I just went down to the newsagents and bought Tottenham Hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had po/rn mags to hide it in.

· What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox

:lol: :lol:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

true

throw in an arbituary refrain

To be sure

you soften my heart

Get some exercise done then,lazy git :wink:

(got it right that time)

@toybulldog wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

true

throw in an arbituary refrain

To be sure

@Rosepetal wrote:

And if you say it’s got squirty cream on it Sharon I’ll go right off you!!!! :lol:

its like a powdery stuff you mix with milk…

runs away!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Eeeeeeeew Yaks!!!!

for toyheadonwhatsbulldogmy http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lyEP_st9csI

Thank you Night Nurse, I feel so much better now.

For anybody who digs the funk……… Freddie’s Dead, by Curtis Mayfield

Crocodile Rock is my favorite song by this big girls blouse 8)

Daniel being a close 2nd.

Huge fan of Daniel

8)

FACUP!

“F” CUP

oh damn, I was at a loose end last night and forgot about your quiz night.

please drag me in next week, if your doiing one?

fankoo muchly x

I shall even PM you Sharon :)

@Vero wrote:

:lol:

Ill keep in touch :D

can you explain how?

Ive not got your email and you are not on myspace/facebook?

I dont understand. :?

:?

Wasnt this thread started because you wanted the people who are NOT on your facebook/myspace etc… to keep in touch by contacting you via PM to exchange info???

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aww thats great news, thanks for keeping us updated.

its funny you know, to care so much for somone I’ve never met. I had a small tear in my eye when I read your first post yesterday.

fingers crossed for sunny, mr sunny and the lil sunnys too xxxx

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oooh fu/ck

hehehehehehehehe

:twisted:

i gotta go to sleep soon too!!!

:twisted: :twisted:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

So my gigantic juicy manly ar.se didnt even enter your thoughts?

ok.

no they didnt pebbles :wink:

although… are you at a loose end saturday night?

:lol:

Saturday night? I’ll be at the Blue Oyster looking out for Pete.

@*Sian wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

supports Hartlepool United….. Please don’t laugh.. :P :P

thats me old mans 2nd yeam lol

Bloody monkey hangers! :lol:

many a childish schoolboy shout through a bus window passing through Hartlepool shouting “who hung the monkey” and the occassional reply of “why you lost ya dad…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

supports Hartlepool United….. Please don’t laugh.. :P :P

thats me old mans 2nd yeam lol

Bloody monkey hangers! :lol:

many a childish schoolboy shout through a bus window passing through Hartlepool shouting “who hung the monkey” and the occassional reply of “why you lost ya dad son”

@KneeHighBoots wrote:

No again….

Maybe you need a clue now…… ???

:?

think so!

Yep..me tooo! :wink:

kinda not spoken but more of an action… people who copy Ross from friends and put speech marks physically with their fingers at points in their sentance… swines.

I met someone who took this a stage further yesterday, I was on a buying excursion for the shop and dealt with a sales person who “spoke” punctuation, so the…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

sweetz… where you been?(you got your ol sign in back!!!).

Trust you to make such an entrance lol.

Nice to see you hun 8)

Shazza love..far be it from me to point out that Sweetz is one of those twonks y’all despise for popping in to denigrate the regs whilst elaborating fulsomely about her own wonderful…

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10 year old tabby called Blue
2 year old ginger called Ginger (original!)
8(nearly 9) year old boxer dog with one eye called Amber
9 year old Ducorps coc/katoo called Pixie
8 year old B/F Amazon called Freddie
2 year old African Grey called Benjie
and 2 boys called shut up and eat your dinner :lol:
and a husband called go to…

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@PinkYoda wrote:

Ooooh who are the new Dibknobs on your siggy??

sharongooner and mr sharongooner!! I pleaded to be one, so Im gonna try it out n see how I like being a Dibknob. Mr sharongooner’s loving it so far!!

Whats a Dibknob??? :shock:

sweetz… where you been?(you got your ol sign in back!!!).

Trust you to make such an entrance lol.

Nice to see you hun 8)

Lol cheers shazza… been floating around on occasion …. just trippin the light fantastic mostly…( cough cough) Hows u xx :wink: :lol:

Thanks for that Pebbles. Ive avoided Bob Martin for a long time… just a money spinner the whole product is.

Pete they do lay on the animals too… thats why when you comb them you see flea dirt and eggs, and ou see the fleas moving around on the animal.

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Thanks for that Pebbles. Ive avoided Bob Martin for a long time… just a money spinner the whole product is.

Pete they do lay on the animals too… thats why when you comb them you see flea dirt and eggs, and ou see the fleas moving around on the animal.

thats flea “shit” sharon

cant be bothered lol.

My mate is the managing directors daughter and she kept me informed by text as I was out. I checked loads of websites on my moby for updates but found nothing.

Media wont be interested till after the next round I spose.

If you beat Burgess Hill you’ll be national celebrities.
And you’ll be on MOTD.
We…[Read more]

@ItsAndy wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Other people’s snot and bogies… heave :twisted:

stop eating them then!! :lol:

ello andy lol x

hiya shaz m8 :D ………..how’s u doin?

@sharongooner wrote:

Other people’s snot and bogies… heave :twisted:

stop eating them then!! :lol:

ello andy lol x

@*Sian wrote:

I hate to see women that do not prune their bushes, that in a bikini isn’t nice to look at :lol:

that reminds me of when we first experienced the shop Lidle’s a couple of years ago…it was middle of summer and we had a few mates round and as its walking distance went there to get cheap beers and barbeque…

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that shania twain one is played at every wedding Ive ever been too (apart from mine!)

8)

Man I feel like a woman :lol:

I’ll get back to you lucky x

@dee wrote:

Leaving my little boy at nursery for his first ‘two hour settling in’ session’ and going back for him to hear that he’s done brilliant 8)

aww! bless him x

aww, I know. he’s worn out and gone to bed already x

@Reason wrote:

Fadgies :D

A cross between a fudge and a vadge??

Nooooooooooo lol

Tis a very nice bun baked in the north,does sound rude i have to admit :shock:

If you dont click the link then your gay and will die in 7 days….

LMAO!

Pete that song was lovely but so sad awww.

Yeah, love REM bon bon, and in honour of the B-52s , so they don’t feel left out, I dedicate this to the Lobster King.
Rock Lobster

omg… ffs!!!!!

ok… one is demi moore…. now… which one?!

GOOD POINT SHARON! Thanks for reminding me! LOL

They must be named in the right order!!!! If you don’t know one, just say so, and move on!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

chuckles at PP. :)

I know with birds Rubes its best to remove eggs, the emotional attachment is very different to any other living thing.

Im not sure with dogs.

There is someone I can ask on another website, but Ive not been on there for a while and my lappy being all new all Ive set up is JC, emails, myspace and facebook,…

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I thought it was death and taxes?!

Yes that is the ”correct” quote ….. but he was being ironic ….. as if you didn’t spot that eh?

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

aww brilliant Mary, have a super afternoon x

oh im sure we will, Pluty off plane spotting lmfao he’s such a geek wait til he comes lol mind u I think Alfie would be well impressed…!! so he’ll need to take pics lol… im just goin to make a quiche and sum other nibbles, and pots of coffee…

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My youngest cat just did a yawn and miaw at the same time to get my attention for food, then went to jump on the pc and keyboard (he does this a lot and presses the keys… if its not a cat its a parrot lol), but completely mis-judged the pc tower and slipped back down…

I just love the way a cat reacts when they make a…

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just watching her fly on the wall program.

my fly has either been swatted or eaten by one of those pesky flytrap plants.
bye bye freddie.

Now I do like Dennis Wise.

Were you pissed when you typed that… :shock:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I predict Im gonna regret logging on as I walked past the pc to turn it off and have a well earned early night.

Have you regretted it yet? :lol:

give us a minute…..

That’s normally my line.. :shock:

Pete dont rain on my parade!

i believe ye hen.. i know its gonna be a good one as we intend taking the wee man away for a holiday. tonight its mild in the east of scotland and rain from the west coast and northern ireland. im on the east, near edinburgh so i KNOW its gonna happen.. it always does !!

/looks oot the factor 25..

I predict an Indian Summer… last week in October is gonna be a scorcher.

Remember I told you that…

i just said that to stacey !!! she is up here and i said i KNOW its gonna be a hot october. she is making tortillas for supper , so i sneaked on to solve the age old argument.. ” who have been the previous 8 winners of…[Read more]

reading a letter from a customer at work who has to come to court saying she has a condition which means we have to switch off all our flourescent lights, mobile phones and other electrical devices or she wont come…

Perhaps she is a human magnet or something!

god there are some wierd people out there, but it did make us…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@metallica wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Metallica are on Later with Jools tonight BBC2 10pm.

Also Kings of Leon, so I’ll be tuning in 8)

Fuuuuuuckkkkkkkk, ive only just seen this thread, so ive missed it! :evil:

Plank! :lol: :lol:

Nah i just dont sit at my k/board 24/7 n read the boards, unlike u :P :P…

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@metallica wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Metallica are on Later with Jools tonight BBC2 10pm.

Also Kings of Leon, so I’ll be tuning in 8)

Fuuuuuuckkkkkkkk, ive only just seen this thread, so ive missed it! :evil:

Plank! :lol: :lol:

Nah i just dont sit at my k/board 24/7 n read the boards, unlike u :P :P :D

@sharongooner wrote:

Metallica are on Later with Jools tonight BBC2 10pm.

Also Kings of Leon, so I’ll be tuning in 8)

Fuuuuuuckkkkkkkk, ive only just seen this thread, so ive missed it! :evil:

Plank! :lol: :lol: