Last new year whilst I was out on the lash, a woman engaged in assulting a chrimbo tree! :lol: Everybody knows the song, I’ve had the time of my lifeeeeeee, this is when a drunken woman decides it would be nice to show her affections to her fella and do a running jump at him in hope he’ll catch her … anyway this woman had done this a couple of times, I told my fella to watch as I was sure she was going to go flying and she did, taking down the glasses on the bar and the poor christmas tree flew into the lit log fire :lol: :lol: The place was in uproar, it made my new year anyhow but I did feel sorry for the tree, all melted and forlorn. :lol: :lol: