@Spanish wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your fundamental orifice :shock: :shock:

Big word for you at this time of night! 8)

nahhhhhhh :!: :!: decides not to comment but tiptoes off quietly instead :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

I have no hair remember! :wink:

Tell me about it – you made me shave your fundamental orifice :shock: :shock:

Big word for you at this time of night! 8)

Watch this space….. things get bigger as the night goes on :wink: :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Theres new meat here, thought i could smell a fresh fragrnce in the air :twisted:

Smells more like fish than meat :wink:

dont get crabby :wink:

thats not a crab its a lobster aint it span lol

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

I much prefer just trying to talk to a girl normally, to see if she’s interesting, fun, etc rather than using corny lines……. but that don’t work either so if anyone has any good lines I’m listening!!!

thats how u had ur tongue doon sumone’s throat in the pic;s on forum 1… lol

Nowt…

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@angel1 wrote:

ooooooooooooooo whos faced was ya stuck too??? :? :? :lol: :lol:

It wasnt my face she was stuck to :wink: :wink:

no span u was stuck to someone elses face :wink: :wink: :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

I dont think a relationship can survive based just on one of those alone – you need all of them,…

wot Spanish sed 8)

Agreed :)

@geordiebird wrote:

well i was gonna say love but have no idea why i didnt, i did at the time but now the reason i didnt include it has slipped my mind :roll: :roll: :?
sometimes i confuse myself :lol:

Are you a natural blonde or do you dye it? :lol: :lol:

omg dont even go there :lol:
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I dont think a relationship can survive based just on one of those alone – you need all of them,…

wot Spanish sed 8)

@angel1 wrote:

my lips are sealed

That’s a first for an Essex girl :lol: :lol: :lol:

i wasnt born here though

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

Nah – forget the sex, it makes you tired and messy. Can I have the money instead???

so let me get this right: you give up sex for money :? :lol:

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@Spanish wrote:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

Nah – forget the sex, it makes you tired and messy. Can I have the money instead???

so let me get this right: you give up sex for money :? :lol:

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

Nah – forget the sex, it makes you tired and messy. Can I have the money instead???

Can i trade the drugs and cars for more sex please?????? :lol: :lol:

sure you can :roll:

I feel the lowest of the low….. need to snap out of this mood pronto :evil: :evil:

awwwww spanish (((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

i couldn’t be happier at moment :D :D :D

@fastcars wrote:

10 for meking me laff… :lol:

and i would laff even more if ugo wud show me the video of spanish trying to give trina one…. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who the feck is Trina? :? :? :?

Ugo in disguise spanish lol

@Spanish wrote:

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

You’re not thinking ‘Ayres’ too are you :lol: :wink:

Only joking Pam :D

Even if I misinterpreted this one, I still loved it, great work again Pam :D :D

I am trying to resist asking what Pam’s Surname is but it’s bluddy difficult :)

Can Mary J stay in here with us? :wink: :wink:

bring as many people as you want :twisted:

@TADpole wrote:

Whats Valentines Day?

It’s that time of the year when you have to put up with a quick fumble and a couple of minutes of mumbling and groaning in return for a box of choccies you dont like and an inappropriate card with a naff message inside that had been bought that evening on the way home from work.

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@crazy chick wrote:

hey bethy did you keep our poles all shiny babes?
:lol:
we aint done our poledancing fer agessssssssssssss :D :D

mmmmmmmmmm kentys quiet :shock:

oiiii cheeky , he aint had me hahahahaha
“slaps spanish harder”

You’re turning me on now babe :D :D

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@Spanish wrote:

@beth wrote:

ooooooooo some very nice uniforms in there crazy and some very very fun looking toys :wink: Who wants to try one of these toys first? :lol:

I’ll go first if you got one of those shiny new platinum rabbits :wink: :wink:

:shock: :shock:
erm you wanna try these egg balls too

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@Spanish wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

flashes her toybox and her ………………………………”cough” hehehehe

oops, I missed it, best you send me a pic of it in pc :wink: :wink:

“slaps “spanish fer not payin attention lol :twisted: :twisted:

lol, sowwy, im trying to hold a deep…

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@crazy chick wrote:

flashes her toybox and her ………………………………”cough” hehehehe

oops, I missed it, best you send me a pic of it in pc :wink: :wink:

“slaps “spanish fer not payin attention lol :twisted: :twisted:

@Spanish wrote:

@Temptress wrote:

Virginal *spits her coffee across screen* hello mary xxxx, i like lillies but they arnt good for cats they poison them so cant have em near my pussies :wink:

What sort of flowers does it take to get near your pus sy then??? :wink: :wink:

for you probably a wreath :lol:

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@Temptress wrote:

Virginal *spits her coffee across screen* hello mary xxxx, i like lillies but they arnt good for cats they poison them so cant have em near my pussies :wink:

What sort of flowers does it take to get near your pus sy then??? :wink: :wink:

for you probably a wreath :lol:

@TADpole wrote:

Whats Valentines Day?

It’s that time of the year when you have to put up with a quick fumble and a couple of minutes of mumbling and groaning in return for a box of choccies you dont like and an inappropriate card with a naff message inside that had been bought that evening on the way home from work.

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I haven’t got anyone to do anything for tomorrow but if I had I wouldn’t buy flowers, it’s too passe.

I’d prefer to write a poem or a story and paste it onto a background of her favourite picture, or find a romantic scene to use and then frame it… makes it much more personal.

8) i’ll hold ye to that. :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Go on Pats… u know u want to… :P

:D shhhhhhhhhhh i’m playin hard to get. :wink:

Trust me to hit on her the day she decides to change the habits of a lifetime :(

:lol: :lol: no pain no gain spanish. :wink:

You didnt tell me you liked the kinky stuff !! :D…

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@PATS wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Go on Pats… u know u want to… :P

:D shhhhhhhhhhh i’m playin hard to get. :wink:

Trust me to hit on her the day she decides to change the habits of a lifetime :(

:lol: :lol: no pain no gain spanish. :wink:

You didnt tell me you liked the kinky stuff !! :D :D

(She’s…

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@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

:cry: dont fink i will be getting one now. :?

Are you suprised, you ate the last bloke that liked you :shock:

Mmmmm, sounds good….. come and eat ME Pats :wink: :D

:wink: send me a valentine an i’ll fink about it. :wink:

talking boll**ks :roll: :roll:

moiiiiii!!!!!!!!! :cry:

no… saako edes imeä sitten?

You can sitten on it any time you like babe :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

Do you like dirty language* in bed?

*Technically, German is a dirty language, but we’re referring to sexual conduct.

:lol:

You can get dirty with me in any language you like Beatty :D :wink:

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@crazy chick wrote:

nick is “spanish” :lol: :lol: :wink:

wrong, lol :D :D

hehehehehe :- :- :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

We don’t let him in, that’s why he’s mocked and slated and boot on sight :lol:

That depends on which guides are on duty though doesnt it!!

Some must be good friends with him because they never boot him, some even join in with his banter :(

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@angel1 wrote:

if u say so span :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

I do, I do

Its the luminous yellow jeans I wear you see :D :D

they would look good with pink :D :D :D :D

Where’s Mr Angel1?

I need the key to that damn chastity belt

at work

i got a spare :wink: :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

Tut, do you know how long it takes each morning for me to make myself look this bad???

It’s a carefully crafted look you know! :D

D’oh carefully crafted from a DIY book…..good god mongo get with it!

I dont need a DIY book, just a trowel, plenty of foundation, mascara

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@Spanish wrote:

hmmmm, deja vu…… I’m sure we’re in bed together in another thread too :wink:

lol people will talk about us being in all the time :wink:

Ahh, let em talk, we dont care, we know what we have is special and thats all that counts :wink: :wink:

hmmmm, deja vu…… I’m sure we’re in bed together in another thread too :wink:

lol people will talk about us being in all the time :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

@dizzyer blonde wrote:

will you now lol but im far to shy lol people r goona talk if we keep getting out of the same bed every moring lol

Thats only cos they havent got their mouths as full as you have now darling :D :wink:

soz i will stop eating :wink:

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@dizzyer blonde wrote:

will you now lol but im far to shy lol people r goona talk if we keep getting out of the same bed every moring lol

Thats only cos they havent got their mouths as full as you have now darling :D :wink:

soz i will stop eating :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

@dizzyer blonde wrote:

@Spanish wrote:

I like going down in the valleys :wink: :wink:

:shock: :shock: do you lol but ive got a vally you ant seen

You keep promising to send me that pic……

no i dont lol it wasnt me im far to shy :wink:

I’ll draw you out of your shell :wink: :wink:

@Spanish wrote:

I like going down in the valleys :wink: :wink:

:shock: :shock: do you lol but ive got a vally you ant seen

You keep promising to send me that pic……

I like going down in the valleys :wink: :wink:

:shock: :shock: do you lol but ive got a vally you ant seen

@Spanish wrote:

Post subject: What Women Think

…. its generally a lot more than us blokes can be assed doing :shock: :shock:

:wink: :wink:

It would be more accurate to say : is generally a lot more than us blokes can be assed to find out about

There’s a lot more to her than you might imagine

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

@Spanish wrote:

My insatiable appetite :wink:

For what? :lol:

Life and……. other things :wink: :wink:

a four hour phone call with the sexiest, wittiest and most intelligent girl I know……. :D :D :D

oh thank you :lol:

just kidding… :roll:

@Spanish wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

Oh yes you better believe it, i am all woman…..can you handle it? :lol:

Hey, it’s me! Of course I could handle you. I might not want to though, I don’t know where you’ve been…….

Hey im top drawer stuff mate………….. :wink:

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