I’ll have a think about show and come back later.

not that Im wishing to correct Mrs Spotlight…. but your xmas dec’s should go up 12 days before christmas and taking down on the 12th day after christmas….. hense the song the 12 days of Christmas………… bad bad luck putting them up too early before hand..!!!

Thanks for the tip AbitofMary, I’m just getting a little…[Read more]

Erm well you obviously have rasist tendencies…. to bring this subject up. Most people…. i dont care what anyone says… have rasist views somewhere inside their tiny little minds.

I work with two polish girls but i’m not about to tell them to cheap wine off so my jobless mate can have their job. In fact they bring…

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Don’t listen to these mere females … what do they know anyway? No you have the right idea matey, get the sex stuff out of the way as quick as possible and then get on with something more interesting like reading a book or watching the TV (or in your case falling asleep).

All these women want to do is to make it last a totally…

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But up to $50 now and…[Read more]

Reckon you should go the whole hog and have a David brent style speech prepared.

There’s lots of ways you can tell jokes about Martin and his skin-flint ways. For instance you could say I’m gonna make this a short speech, because i’m charging Martin 20p a minute for me sevices and when i told him about this he replied okay 5 mins…[Read more]

appently these rules don’t apply at the trafford centre

The Trafford centre or old trafford was that old bean? :lol:

:lol: I refuse the temptation to translate.

I’ve been watching Life on Mars of a Monday night. Anyone else been following it? I think it’s the best thing that’s been on the gogglebox for months.

Yeah I’ve been watching it too, quite good isn’t it? was a bit sceptical at first,but kinda like that sort of programme, was a big fan of…[Read more]

72% Charlize Theron

70% Penelope Cruz

68% Anna Kournacova

66% Halle Berry

63% Winona Ryder

Think I’ll be having an orgy tonight :lol:

i got told i looked like renee zellweger and im a bloke

You got any plans tonight sexy? :lol:

52% like morgan freeman :lol:

50% like Al Pacino 8)

48% mel brook :roll:

Sure andy will come around, he’ll need somewhere to stay next week in Buxton.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/big-brother-cluedo-p1.php

Move over Dicke Van Dyke, theres a new crime solving ace in town(Me)

Nobody wanted it when they appointed Hoddle, who had never done anything of note, and to be fair when he took the helm he didn’t do a bad job. His off field antics lost him the ‘top job’.

I agree with Geoff, Hoddle was a good manager, young enough to still be in the job for the next ten years, got some cracking results (Everyone…[Read more]

Just gona watch “Saving Private Ryan” with tracy, remember we watched that together at the cinema and u sh*t urself at something really silly, like the opening credits :lol:

Thought you would have been in hiding after the footy result yesterday,think we can safely say ur title chances are over, but at least you stil have the Carling cup tollok forward too, bg gane of Wednesday too, u coming over here, we can play poker afterwards, running into a bit of form at the mo:)

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I was told that to lose weight you have to eat enough food, so as to burn it off, or sumat like that. I was told this in weight watchers and slimmers world, as at the time I wasnt eating enough food to lose weight.

Im about to start weight watchers again tonight, and I am wondering if I now eat enough?

brekky i have grapefruit and…

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Never been a fan of Depps, something s…[Read more]

well it is your fault mate, i mean, she was shopping in argos, because you could’nt, because you was working, let that be a lesson to you 8)

glad you found half of them though, still don’t understand the point of these vouchers mind, maybe next year, just give mw £35 a month, and i’ll look after them for you., and give you…

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Serouosly though got a terse text this morning from the wife saying “Found them” that was it nothing else, she…[Read more]

On second thoughts….best not,u’ll laugh :oops:

ooohhh yeah served by Konnie Huq :lol:

Today I’m going to be Evil Giggles ….

what alter ego are you going to be?

Mmmmmmmm think I’ll be Jonny Coconut today :lol:

Does the Evil Giggles come with anything ginger…may I ask?

because my mum said just last night she would’nt mind a lodger

MMMMMM your mum’s looking for a lodger eh :lol: when trace finaly gets bored of me and kicks me out I’l take the spare room, I’m quite handy around the house, I can put a few shelfs up for your mum and dad when their out :lol:

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mine just means of Lancashire origin, nowt surprising there then :roll:

look here and see if you can find yours

http://surnames.behindthename.com/

mine wasn’t there :?

Thanks Giggs I will :lol:

:lol: I’m not watching it – that’s the point! It does look good on the trailers, though.

right gotcha now :wink:

Who loves ya baby ?

p.s That was a referance to Kojak…I’m not in love with you Pikey…just wanted to make that clear :lol:

Yeah, Supernova has been very titterworthy. I’m annoyed, though, because it’s on at the same time as the new Kojak on ITV4 – with Marcellus Wallis from Pulp Fiction as the lollipop sucking one. The curse of Sky – thou shalt not watch on one side and record t’other.

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to be honest, found it to be a bit over rated, but with the odd good sketch

hopefully i’ll enjoy the 3rd offering more

I’m of similiar thinking mate, tis overrated, maybe i’m to old for it, rather watch the office anyday, anyone been watching “Supernova” on bbc2? very funny :lol:

i have a liking to dogs

I know that why it would have a sore bottom :)

if my next door neighbours dog barked for 2 hours.. it will get more then a sore throat

A Sore Bottom? :lol:

Email Santa…………..

http://www.northpole.com/Mailroom/

saves having to stick a letter up the chimney lol :lol:

Brilliant thanks squeezy ,mmmmm wonder what to ask him for?