@StormDancer wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@sweetie85 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

what a border control ?

Your always there when i call you lol…….

No a siggy xxxx :cry:

cause im stalking you :twisted: :lol:

So that’s the thanks I get for all these weeks of passion..you make cyber-love to me and go off stalking other…

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@StormDancer wrote:

for my new siggy! =D>

does this mean i’ve been accepted into the madhouse then? :lol: :wink:

Aye he is a clever bunny with siggys is our pete. And I,m delighted to welcome you as a fully paid up member of the lunactic asylum Storm, congratulations. :lol:

fank u so much 8) :D

@Pete wrote:

@sweetie85 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

what a border control ?

Your always there when i call you lol…….

No a siggy xxxx :cry:

cause im stalking you :twisted: :lol:

So that’s the thanks I get for all these weeks of passion..you make cyber-love to me and go off stalking other women. It’s enough to drive me to…

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Seeing my daughter in pain and not being able to do nowt about it :evil:

She was at the orthathingy a dentist who does braces for the teef and he was hurting her as he put it on :evil:

She is now in bed asleep poor lil thing :cry:

awww bless, hope she’s ok.

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I done 7 posts now…..soon it will be 10 8)

well done on yr posts and well done that you can count up to 10, i’m sooooo proud of you!!! :lol: :lol: =D>

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

jeez, that brings back memories!! think there’s only about 10 from that collage still on the site

…and we’re two of them…. :shock:

the best two of course :lol:

oooops…no yapping on photo thread….here’s a 7month pregnant kenty taken a couple weeks back….

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not mine no i wouldnt be celebrating mine

why? Ya too old or somethin? :P :lol:

what would us ladies do without batteries :lol:

get cramp in our fingers…. :lol: :lol:

My job……….

i’m a mummy! :D/

good job someone invented batteries

amen to that! :lol: :lol: :lol:

so Pete…was it yr birthday then?

(….and others – like this one – don’t …..Ed)

:lol:

well done everyone! Looks like there are some people with brains here….shame i aint one of em! :roll: :lol:

What Pete said. It’s all true.

Also you must also have a signature made by Pete within the first five posts you make or that’s it.. you are null and void.

Good day! :D

@Pete wrote:

Remember to ask who you may and may not speak to
Remember you must insist you are who you say you are till it’s decided you are indeed that…

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no really, you shouldnt have…you’re either 6 months too late or 6 months too early! :lol: :lol:

happy birthday to whoever’s birthday it really is 8)

and here’s an arty farty one, god i felt ruddy daft that day!!!! ](*,) :lol:

Welcome Tufty and Stormdancer
and
because I’m a nosy cow
are you male or female ?

well the label in my knickers says George but i’m sure thats not my name :lol:

I’m female…well if i wasnt…i’d be the first man to have given birth and not that person from America! :lol:

Remember to ask who you may and may not speak to
Remember you must insist you are who you say you are till it’s decided you are indeed that person
You will interrogated as to who you may have been before
You will be who they decide you were because they say so
After a period of months you may be accepted without suspicion but i wouldnt…

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Its finding tiny plastic bottles though

hmmm yeah…bit of a dilema there really huh…. :lol:

I smell of piss :shock:

oh ok…

( anyone got a wetwipe…Pete’s just had a little accident….. :lol: )

:lol: thats the way stand your ground :wink:

oh you know, wherever you go, there’s always one smarta*** just waitin to try and bait ya :roll: :lol:

I will not turn to the dark side……..PMSL

I’d rather excuse you if you were gonna pap your pants to be honest not that im saying you would or indeed do and oh ffs stop digging Peter :?

LOL its ok, i still have full control of my bodily functions. I aint that old yet! :lol:

No he means it storm they do :shock:

excuse me while i dont pap my pants pete…might be new on here but not new to forums…if they want fiesty…they got fiesty! :wink:

@StormDancer wrote:

helloooo everyone!!! Newbie here! :D/

We decide if your new or not….. not you.. 8)

ooops…forgot….thou shalt not have a brain….i would ask to borrow yours but i think its been lent out to someone… :wink: :lol:

could’ve just said helloo…so much nicer… 8)

@StormDancer wrote:

oooookaaaay :lol: :-

so what time does the tablet trolley come round?

Thanks for the nice…and very interesting, welcome! :D

tablet trollies here… which colour?

what colour trollies or what colour tablets? I find that the anti fruit loop ones tend to be red :lol: :lol: as for the colour of the…[Read more]

so what time does the tablet trolley come round?

Thanks for the nice…and very interesting, welcome! :D