@the big hill wrote:

lol chirp ok u can ave the bottle 2 lol, and thanks for the fork and spoon, they’ll come in handy in the the lobblol. oh and plz can i have the teasmade lol :lol: :wink:

OK you can have the teasmade, i’ll even throw in some charles and camilla mugs – anyone want the bottle of port i found under the stairs? i…

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Aw big, i’m touched (must be to be in here!) but can i have the bottle to got with the lid please? How can i carry on having food fights with just the lid fgs?! i need the whole bottle……..

to big i leave my best food-flinging fork and spoon
to welsh-fem i leave my stuffed welsh dragon, i know she’ll give it a good home
to…

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@PATS wrote:

warning to bighill……..stop including me in ur fantasies. ur creepin me OUT!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

And me and I am only having to read his pain :lol:

oi u 2 lol, they arnt my fantasies, they wer toys, and i just erm, added on to them, with toy in mind lol :lol: :wink: oh and pats has babs been in jc, no1 will tell me and…[Read more]

i leave:

toy, my kettle
pats, my microwave
faye, my laptop charger
sue, my 2 microwavable pans
chirpy, the lid off my bottle of tomato suace
babs, my collection of twix wrappers
welshy, my secret set of laminate floor samples
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@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

u will get a fookin slap soon. :twisted:

sowwy pats lol *slips some arsnic in pats bacardi and starts to forge her will’ hehe lol

i shall stuff a cushion wif it rose an fall asleep sniffin u. :P

pats, when u die, plz can i have ur mini bar, (or should that be maxi bar lol) :lol: :D :wink:

Pats get all the fluff from tumble dryer.

Kateee also gets my poor old dead dogs nail clippers.

Diane gets my prized silcone pastry brush cause the hairs dont fall out.

Argy gets my last £11 voucher for a two course meal (including glass of wine) valid till 30th September at Loch Fyne fish restaurant cause hes a tight git.

LL…

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@Pete wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

where do you get your taps from :shock:

:lol: :lol: ok……i have no need of a…

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@the big hill wrote:

@Pete wrote:

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

i have no need of a banana. i ave the real thing on tap. :wink:

lol pats, every1 needs bannanas, u no for the 5 a day thing lol

would anyone actually borrow a dildo :shock:

lol pete, good point now i think about it, well pats might lol :lol:

… its all feels a little bit queer

lol sharon, join in if u want, so fars thers pats, caff, toy, and som1 called didi, oh and maybe me but that depends who u ask lol
ps. make sure u bring ur own dil.do, pats wont lend any1 hers and toy can only watch, his wound is still healing lol. :lol: :wink:

@the big hill wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me to take u round

lol *chops toys left testicle off and makes him eat the epididymis* hehe lol

what me, pats and didi did ? who the feck’s didi ? didn’t didi die in that Di crash ? ok now it’s a threesome…

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=xfq_A8nXMsQ

Do you share your girlfriend with Geoff?

Geoff?

Will one of you lobby girls take hill and give him a reet good shagging before the poor lad explodes.

lol, i dont think my girlfriend would be to happy, and anyway, most fo the lobby ppl arnt 22 lol :lol: :wink:

@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: God i hate you wiv a passion pats lol

She she she no i carnt she me bessy mate lol but it involes a double ended dil do and half…

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@the big hill wrote:

whoops i took a wrong turn, noo plz stop feeling my and elasticated skin lol, omg, i can feel ur colostomy bags pressing against me lol :lol: :wink:

You better be cushtee….or else!! :lol:

oh lol, *pulls pp’s hand away from my arce* lol :lol: :wink:

y does it change arce to arse lol

Tut Tut!!!Big Hill!! :shock:

beginning to realise why you banned from 50s now :D

it wernt my fault, i didnt do anythin lol, oh and whats been happenin in 50s, have u seen babs cos she aint been on msn for agesssssssssss :lol: :wink: 8)

Hill im starting to fink your 1 f00ked up bloke mate :shock: :shock:

Go have a wan k and calm down ffs 8)

lol sunny, it was all toy, i would never do bondage, i dont even like leather lol. :wink: :lol:

makes an interesting alternative to an ice cube i suppose :shock:

lol i spose ur right, maybe pats will like the taste of dead sperm in her drink lol :lol: :wink:

@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: God i hate you wiv a passion pats lol

She she she no i carnt she me bessy mate lol but it involes a double ended dil do and half a pound of…

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@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i’m off……and stop imagining me dressed in leather u little swine hill. :shock: :shock:

it was all toy toy i say, and ur lucky now he cant get u up the duff, i chopped his balls off lol

:shock: :shock:

dont u give me that look lol, i tell ya what, if u smile…

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glares at chessy………………..and pleads wif sunny……i’ll even keep quiet about u finkin skegness was in scotland. :lol: :lol:

skegness is in scotland innit ??? :? 8)

mwhahahahahaahahah :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:…

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@sunny wrote:

Wot did ya dooooooooo what did ya dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8-[

:twisted: Wots it worth to keep me gob shut huh huh huh

I fink i should get atleast a savaloy now with me chips 8)

name it its urs……..just dunt grass me up. [-o< :lol:

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@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i’m off……and stop imagining me dressed in leather u little swine hill. :shock: :shock:

it was all toy toy i say, and ur lucky now he cant get u up the duff, i chopped his balls off lol

:shock: :shock:

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i’m off……and stop imagining me dressed in leather u little swine hill. :shock: :shock:

it was all toy toy i say, and ur lucky now he cant get u up the duff, i chopped his balls off lol

eat the what?? :lol: :lol:

epididymis, its the tube that runs up the back of the testes, it collects the sperm as it matures.

@the big hill wrote:

sowwy pats, but it was toy who was gaggin for it, so i sed to him, oh go on then i’ll take u round. and ther u wer standing at the door waitin, i think it was planned, but i aint doin no bondage 3somes so i sed no and went home

@the big hill wrote:

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@PATS wrote:

..i have knickers older than him!!! :shock: [/color]

really??? i had him down as an old fella :? in fact didnt he say he frequents the 50s room? sounds like hes seeking an older woman then…an older woman in a leather leotard no less…seems youre the “lucky” lady pats :lol:

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@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with…

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@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)

ohh pats fank god ur ere, i need help, i really do, i keep gettin all me words wrong, i think i’m drunk, , do i seem drunk, or just mad, ur the only 1 who can save me now pats lol :lol: :wink:

dont make me have to slap u…

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well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)

ohh pats fank god ur ere, i need help, i really do, i keep gettin all me words wrong, i think i’m drunk, , do i seem drunk, or just mad, ur the only 1 who can save me now pats lol :lol: :wink:

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@the big hill wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

Height School ?

where they teach you how to be tall ?

ffs it’s going on everywhere

gawd lol, thats my post again, i meant high, not hight lol, i think i’ll put my bottle of noddy down now and have a bid…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

Height School ?

where they teach you how to be tall ?

ffs it’s going on everywhere

gawd lol, thats my post again, i meant high, not hight lol, i think i’ll put my bottle of noddy down now and have a bid glass of water lol *walks towards…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

lmaooooooo caff you nutter – eragent error :lol: :lol: :lol:

did he not ask wot a eragant woz i just googled it ……… hmmmmmmmm

he asked it cos in 1 of my other posts i spelt arrogant as eragent, so i called him a big cheesecake lol. :lol: :wink:

I know I’m on the fick side but wots going on ?

and Onion Entities ?

last night aliens burgled my house, they took my furniture and replaced it all with exact replicas. I do hate it when that happens but will somehow cope.

but wtf are peeps on about these days ?

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@the big hill wrote:

eragent .

are you quite sure you’ve got a degree? :?

oops, i mean arrogant lol

i once made a cheesecake in hight school, it was horrid, the base froze in the classroom fridge and my topping was full of liquid, so it just looked like the cream had curdled lol :? :wink: 8)

@the big hill wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

erm dont you have a degree oh boring one ? Its impossible to get your count up to 100% as there are 10 voters already said the same,that your boring. !

and yes i do think your as sad.as to make up fake people. soon as you did it, you come back all bolshie. Thinking we wouldnt have the gumption…

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‘Know your place JC msg board Newbies’ :D Thanks Pete ! :D

Just back after 2 weeks :D and now you need a degree to chat or post on here omg!

Hi Big Hill ! How are you?

and Pete loving the Max Moseley outfit ! Take care xxx

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get fooked peebles
you were so boring I had to pm both Pilot and hill to get any action

(bungee-jumps out smelling of dairy products)

yes toy i remember now, u ran to me shouting ‘oh hill thank god ur here, plz oh plz excite me’. so i put ur studed leather dog collor and rein on u and took u round to pats where she was waiting…[Read more]

erm dont you have a degree oh boring one ? Its impossible to get your count up to 100% as there are 10 voters already said the same,that your boring. !

and yes i do think your as sad.as to make up fake people. soon as you did it, you come back all bolshie. Thinking we wouldnt have the gumption to check the new user list.

but hey…

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