@The Observer wrote:

Do you know that there are only 3 commonly used words that begin with the letters dw and dwarf is one of them. Dweeb isn’t allowed, as it doesn’t appear in the OED………..ask Emma! What are the other two?

Dwell (and dwellings etc)

Dwindle

8)

In the words of Jonathan Woss………”Dwat” :twisted:

Like all work which is beyond your skills or is too time consuming for you to do it yourself, you need to get the appropriate people onboard. As you are a manager, can you not delegate it to a junior to organise? I am sure your boss only expected you to organise this and not actually do it yourself! Delegation is one of…[Read more]

“You win the prize for the most shocking misuse of an apostrophe this week.”

:lol:

Let’s hope he has no intention of abusing the colon in the same manner!

@Becky wrote:

I remember this first time round, i have read and watched programmes on it. It did all look quite fitting on the parents clues etc. Its only now DNA is going to be done. Both the little girls parents are dead after the went BANKRUPT after being accused of the murder of their own daughter. But i dont believe this freak…

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Matty, apparently you have got bigger ones! :twisted:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

God is a figmant of our imaginations. A bit like an imaginary friend who we turn to in times of desperate need, when mortals in the real world can’t seem to help us any more.
Its comforting to know we can turn to our imaginary friend in times of woe but it doesn’t mean he exsists.

I still havent…

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@The Observer wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

Babies everywhere, I bet theres a magic thread you post on and it makes you pregnant. The men of JC had better beware too then! 8) :lol: :lol:

Well I have quite a paunch that could be mistaken for twins. However I have been carrying it around for some years now, so either it’s a baby…

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Cath is slow but good, so you wont be disappointed, believe me! :oops:

Maybe his observations are incorrect….. :-k

Often, but I still like to keep it up. (Observing I mean of course!)

Pure filth never hurt no one!!! Obs i thought better of you :wink:

‘Pure filth’ surely that is an oxymoron my dear!

@The Observer wrote:

In my day, scurvy and galloping mank was very prevalent. Thank god we know how to prevent such diseases now.

Obsssssssssssssssssssssss lol @ dirtyness :shock:

Only in your mind dear, only in your mind! :wink:

Babies everywhere, I bet theres a magic thread you post on and it makes you pregnant. The men of JC had better beware too then! 8) :lol: :lol:

Well I have quite a paunch that could be mistaken for twins. However I have been carrying it around for some years now, so either it’s a baby elephant, wind, or it could be that I am…[Read more]

I want a left handed one

Cack

You were certainly on form again last night I see! :lol: You could be the Saucier’s Apprentice

*Waves his wand at Ruby*

@Drivel wrote:

PML @ all the fatties on JC thowing a hissy fit !!!!

Like?

I think Drivel is a fathead!

@The Observer wrote:

Hi Poli,

I agree with MaryJ, the ‘apprentice’ has been around since the year dot as far as I am aware, certainly since way before Alan Sugar and even the 1950s as you suggest. Is it a quiz question? If so, you might like to post it in it’s exact form, as you maybe misleading us here.

Master Obs :wink:

oh…

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I agree with MaryJ, the ‘apprentice’ has been around since the year dot as far as I am aware, certainly since way before Alan Sugar and even the 1950s as you suggest. Is it a quiz question? If so, you might like to post it in it’s exact form, as you maybe misleading us here.

Master Obs :wink:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

Ah Becky, I knew I could rely on you! Where shall I rest my head?

im sure the other throbbin heid…. has been taken over by ther Other throbbing head… eh lol

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo my innocent eyes Mary tut tut lol

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It’s a sad day when a mother can’t do what comes naturally for her and her child because of narrow minded twonks.

I actually think that the people who find this offensive are sick since they have obviously sexualised the image and processed it in a sexual way :?

I breast fed both of my children and wouldn’t have allowed anyone to…

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Positivity breeds positivity 8)

That’s easy for you to say *hick* :twisted:

I can’t remember the last time I shouted out “JESUS CHRIST” so I don’t think he does exist.

forgive me father for I have sinned nsew 8-[

I prefer short punchy ones myself, but whatever floats your bat as they say :lol:

btw Mary, that picture you have there, looks like a scene from the Red Light District of Amsterdam. Come up and see me sometime or are you trying to do a Harry Worth?

@The Observer wrote:

Oh my poor head :(

I love whisky, but it sure has a habit of giving me the most horrendous hangover if I overindulge. :( If anyone has any tips for a quick fix, then please let me know. At present I am only able to sip water and cannot contemplate food. Normally I would have had a hearty breakfast by now and be…

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@pikey wrote:

I miss the little bugger.

You brought him back pdq after this thread though… :wink:

Very true! :lol:

hmmm :-k

Pikey, you scoundrel! :twisted:

OK no more mention of sweaty socks, I am beginning to wretch myself :lol: :oops:

Now I am frantically trying to think of another Scottish word that will fit.

Scot = Hot, Shot, Snot, ermmm going downhill now soz :lol:

:lol: Well, the Captain causes me much mirth, Spocos.

From what I saw, he posteth nothing more than derogatory remarks about people. If that is funny in your book, then I hope it is biodegradable!

@The Observer wrote:

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

@Becky wrote:

Have half of the JC population gone mad,potty,cuckoo and mental???????
Or am i paranoid???? LOL :lol:

fu.ck you and any bum chum of mr “i’m going to slit your dogs throat and rape your sister lololol make you watch mug”

:shock: I quite fancy Becky myself, but I wouldn’t take such a…

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(sorry, edit as meant to quote observer)

if you read my post before that one and the one after it i think i have explained myself, and i was just being as shallow as her in mentioning the rhyming slang bit… she is all for england rather than britain, and cockney rhyming slang is London, not england….

what works for the…

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@The Observer wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

i object to being called a sweaty sock~!!

What is wrong with being called “A sweaty sock”? It is only c’ockney rhyming slang for ‘jock’ It is not offensive in anyway is it? All rhyming slang is meant to be funny, or so I thought “me old c’ock sparrow” The modern ones are even more so,…

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i object to being called a sweaty sock~!!

What is wrong with being called “A sweaty sock”? It is only c’ockney rhyming slang for ‘jock’ It is not offensive in anyway is it? All rhyming slang is meant to be funny, or so I thought “me old c’ock sparrow” The modern ones are even more so, and if I can be @rsed I will go look a few…[Read more]