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@squeezy wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

@squeezy wrote:

To keep the shorter lengths of hair outta the baby’s way…. :? :oops:

Pubic hair? :lol:

As if :lol: :lol: :lol:

She’s disgusting eh! :lol:

I would ban her from here if it was up to me :wink:

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@giggles wrote:

^^^^^

reminds me of someone else :D

of whom? Bill Clinton, Jimmy Saville, Terry Wogan….do tell me :)

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@*Sian* wrote:

@The Observer wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

I have bought a shed load of stuff today, 2 new tops, flip flops, palmers cocoa butter, razors, Johnson holiday sun, all day bus ticket, magazine and half a dozen eggs :lol: Oooooo I forgot my moist ass wipes for the loo seats … I hate public loos :lol:

moist ass wipes? :lol: Are you planning to visit public loos or is this ‘just in case’? :lol: I bet your bag is massive :lol:

I wipe the seat and the toilet handle with them, I wipe my ass with them… I am going away this weekend…. I don’t like it

In which order do you wipe them? I need to know these things for future convos :lol: :wink:

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@*Sian* wrote:

I have bought a shed load of stuff today, 2 new tops, flip flops, palmers cocoa butter, razors, Johnson holiday sun, all day bus ticket, magazine and half a dozen eggs :lol: Oooooo I forgot my moist ass wipes for the loo seats … I hate public loos :lol:

moist ass wipes? :lol: Are you planning to visit public loos or is this ‘just in case’? :lol: I bet your bag is massive :lol:

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@pete wrote:

coffee in Brazil

:lol:

You are like me mate…one of the hasbeans :lol: :(

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hair grips? :lol: :? :twisted:

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Does the perfect penis reside here? I am watching a bloke extending his from 7″ to 10″ just to please his wife! Whilst he is in recovery, she has buggered off with someone else….whose penis size not disclosed

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I am now watching “The Perfect Penis” :shock:

I don’t normally watch these sort of things but it’s growing on me. The lengths people go to make a programme!

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I sympathise with you, there is nothing worse than a cold sniffle!

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Yes, I watched it :-…

That old fella with 4 tons of rubbish, saying he was the luckiest man in Edinburgh……. after they found his teeth :lol:

Worst job? well one of them gave up being a chef.

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