typicallytasha posted an update 1 month, 3 weeks ago
The Giant Salami
THE BOAT WAS BEGINNING TO SINK AND HE REALIZED HE PROBABLY SHOULD BROUGHT THE PADDLE INSTEAD OF A GIANT SALAMI. He had to act fast. So he grabs the giant salami and starts paddling with it. When he makes it safely to land, he thanks the salami for saving his life. Then he eats it in celebration for making a good decision. It ended up serving two purposes instead of one. From that day forward he always carried a giant salami where ever he went.
I wrote this 5/30/2020