Been back a week ,
Everythings sorted & were off tonight :D :D :D

So to all friends , I say Good bye &

To all foe`s I say Fgujkohbjkjkwg; off /

As for Fastcars …….( Chin up cock & hope your forever happy with Pam & her 5 sisters ) your well matched = A Wanker in other words :lol: feel free to text :lol: :-# =;

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@*Sian wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Dark Angel wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Ahhh well Pebbles , you`ll never know now how we could have turned out as a couple will you , have to say tho I really enjoyed reading your nice saucy PM`s a couple of months ago :D :wink: [/b][/i]

you could have gone there not worked and sponged…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Dark Angel wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Ahhh well Pebbles , you`ll never know now how we could have turned out as a couple will you , have to say tho I really enjoyed reading your nice saucy PM`s a couple of months ago :D :wink: [/b][/i]

you could have gone there not worked and sponged off her . nah…

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@Dark Angel wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Ahhh well Pebbles , you`ll never know now how we could have turned out as a couple will you , have to say tho I really enjoyed reading your nice saucy PM`s a couple of months ago :D :wink: [/b][/i]

you could have gone there not worked and sponged off her . nah maybe not…

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@Pete wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Ahhh well Pebbles , you`ll never know now how we could have turned out as a couple will you , have to say tho I really enjoyed reading your nice saucy PM`s a couple of months ago :D :wink: [/b][/i]

you could have gone there not worked and sponged off her . nah maybe not youve already done that once eh…

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@ugo wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

The best what?

You could of been a bit more specific! :P

Well in your case the list is endless innit !!!

Slapper.
Slag.
Justchat Bike
second hand dart board
E.T.C. – :o

You’re only jealous I took your crown :lol:

move over fatty. :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

The best what?

You could of been a bit more specific! :P

Well in your case the list is endless innit !!!

Slapper.
Slag.
Justchat Bike
second hand dart board
E.T.C. – :o

You’re only jealous I took your crown :lol:

is this the same pete who used to shove pencils up his bim to see what it felt like to be gay …….????? :-k

nooooo i did it to see what it’d be like to be shagged by you :wink:

is this the same pete who used to shove pencils up his bim to see what it felt like to be gay …….????? :-k

Only you could come out with sumat so half witted :roll:

@crazy chick wrote:

hiya mister, welcome :lol: :lol:

^^^^^^^^^^ :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ^^^^^^^^^^^^

mwaaaaaaaaaaaah ugo xoxoxoxoxoxox
hope ya been behavin babesssssss lol :wink:

:D :D :D :D :D

Have fun here Ben and bring the wife along to chat as well…

UGO… loved the last chat we had on my mobile, you know you can always get through to me on that number

did you get that last text …..?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Ugo are you not telling us something. Like a tiny pork pie that you are actually Janey?

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Nope !

Oh i think you are. 8)

Cant seem to set google as my homepage , Im using seamonkey as my internet suite , tried going to Edit then preferences & changing it there but when i re open a page its back to the silly welcome to seamonkey again grrrrrrrrrrrr :x :x :x

very freudian choice

@ugo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhh I just noticed that in the bit where it shows my printer, there is a tick next to it. So does that mean it is set up as the default printer then? Because the stupid bloody useless pile of junk STILL won,t print her document………ffs. :evil:

#-o some people

Well that was really helpful ugo, as…

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@Bat wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhh I just noticed that in the bit where it shows my printer, there is a tick next to it. So does that mean it is set up as the default printer then? Because the stupid bloody useless pile of junk STILL won,t print her document………ffs. :evil:

#-o some people

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@ugo wrote:

Just arrived home safe & sound ,

Had a fantastic day , cheers Janey , had a feeling we`d get on but had no idea we`d get on that well :D

Great time , can`t wait to do it again next time ,

Will PM you that guys mobile number for that thingy we discussed , spoken to him & he does`nt mind me passing it on .

Speak Soon…

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Setting off at 11 Janey , Should be outside Dominoes Pizza place bout 2pm , cant wait to finally meet up ….Reet Im gonna check oil, water & washer wipes , then im off :D :D :D

Hehehehe!!!

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@sunny wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I’m confused. Are you all suggesting that Ugo is going to drag Janey into his garden shed by “her” lead and ‘make funny noises’ with her????

Thing is PB any one in thier right mind would have to be draged kicking and screaming to go any where with ugo

My god Sunny I laughed so hard at that for a…

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@Bat wrote:

Do you remember “Miss Minx” ugo? The “beautiful blonde” in the picture? “Janey” will probably turn out to be Tony Montana or SUBS. :lol: :lol:

You have to be in the “NO” & your Clearly Not !!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

People ought to be warned about excessive use of bad grammar and then yellow carded.

@nanny ogg wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@Catmanblue wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I also have this , but not sure bout listing it , may just keep until next Newark Antique Fair at is worth well in excess of £900, Hmm decisions decisions …….

ANTIQUE TALL MAHOGANY LONGCASE / GRANDFATHER CLOCK

THE ATTRACTIVE LARGE MAHOGANY…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMFAO ( Not ) Its just what I need to round up the sheep…….

Peb`s do you ever get out of the right side of the bed ?

visions of sam dingle spring to mind……………..

aww bless Sam!!!! made me laugh :lol:

Ugo as women we can get out of whatever side of the bed that we want!!…

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@PATS wrote:

@ugo wrote:

LMFAO ( Not ) Its just what I need to round up the sheep…….

Peb`s do you ever get out of the right side of the bed ?

visions of sam dingle spring to mind……………..

aww bless Sam!!!! made me laugh :lol:

Ugo as women we can get out of whatever side of the bed that we want!! :twisted: 8)…

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@ugo wrote:

LMFAO ( Not ) Its just what I need to round up the sheep…….

Peb`s do you ever get out of the right side of the bed ?

visions of sam dingle spring to mind……………..

aww bless Sam!!!! made me laugh :lol:

Ugo as women we can get out of whatever side of the bed that we want!! :twisted: 8) :wink:

POPPYCOCK

beats having a floppy co.ck :wink:

would`nt prod you tho ya owd cow .

Don’t worry Ugo, Janey has more hairs on her chest than I do, you’ll be well suited. :wink:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if “Janey” is really male?

Maybe Ugo is having another “Derek” moment ???

Jealous are we ? :o

Actually Ugo … yes I am jealous.

I’m jealous of you having rough sex with “Janey” and shagging him up the shitter in the back of your van. Having seen the infamous video of you…

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Thanks for the PM Janey ,

WoW is that really you in the Picture :P :P :P What a Stunner , cheers for the mobile number too , will text or call this afternoon …….. :D :D :D

dunno bout anyone else but i smell like a rat!! :-k :-k :wink:

Your the only bloke I know who could fall into a barrel of TiTs & come out sucking your thumb :-

:lol: :lol: :lol:

he wouldnt come out
he would feel right at home

Today I delivered some cattle to Liverpool , On the back doors of alot of vans I saw it read
“Hows my Driving call 0800 ??? ???”

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@ugo wrote:

I`m staying clear of the other half today for as long as possible ….. :?

is it legal to marry an inflatable?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

I`m staying clear of the other half today for as long as possible ….. :?

is it legal to marry an inflatable?

You fancy me dont ya , I can tell . :D

I`m staying clear of the other half today for as long as possible ….. :?

is it legal to marry an inflatable?

@jen_jen wrote:

Nice to put a face to the name scarlett :D

dont be posting your pic jen jen , you`ll be cracking everyones screens ffs lmfaoooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’ve already posted my pic ugo – obviously so scary you missed it. :lol:

@ugo wrote:

text me when ya get back then …….same number as b4 ending in 5430 …. :wink:

has lard ar.se dumped you then?

Why Dont You Butt out !!!

Should`nt you have posted your remark in the STD Clinic sadARSE !

text me when ya get back then …….same number as b4 ending in 5430 …. :wink:

has lard ar.se dumped you then?

she will be a good Rabbiting dog soon :D :D :D

sick b.astard

#-o ](*,)

I paid her in the local swimming baths later …….use your imagination ….it was a joke fgs :lol: :lol: :lol:

I,m sure it was ugo, for her. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My G/F`s sulking because I came home empty handed , so she got the face on !!!

Un be known to her I have posted a card through the shop door so she`ll get it 1st thing plus arranged for flowers to be delivered about 11 ish …..hehehe ….I can put up with her sulking for 1 neet ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

awwwwww ya big softie xxx

Mmmm yes I do but not as much as Brown sauce on my sausage ……Yummy ….

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WHY is snow white ?

Why is your gf trying to squeeze into jeans that used to fit her when she was 18?

@ugo wrote:

Dagger is a pussy cat leave him alone will ya`s .

he certainly likes his cyber pu/ssy…………….. :-

He’s two-timing me with cyber cats as well???? The man’s charm is beyond species boundaries.

Mine will get a damn good seeing to & if she`s really lucky I may even flip her over & do her from behind if I can be arsed ….. :o

flip her? judging by the size of her ass…u need a hydraulic lift…………

Dagger is a pussy cat leave him alone will ya`s .

he certainly likes his cyber pu/ssy…………….. :-

Well ive never had any complaints ….. :D

(—yet !!! ……….Ed)

Ed!………Quote, Quote;

Either;

a, He hasnt hung around long enough afterwards to hear a complaint?
b, His hearing aid battery had gone flat so it wouldnt matter what was said anyway it’s unlikely it would be heard?
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@sharongooner wrote:

I like the “Ugo we move you” :wink:

A Lot say that Shazzer, They say ” we saw your van around town & the “”ugo we move you ” bit Stuck in our heads ” :D :D :D

where do u live? village of the damned :?:

Serves you right for getting over excited at your age now go put a nappy on :-…

WELCOME BACK UGO, YOU DIDNT LAST 24 HOURS!

Ive had enough of this place im off ,

Sick to death of your childish behavior on ere .

I have a busy enough life as it happens & only frequent this place between listings on eBay & the odd time theres nowt on telly ,

So I say

FAREWELL TO YOU ALL .

PB , Could you please delete my membership from this site .

Bye Ugo

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Of course I remember you! Yes, we did have a few laughs!

I changed my username mainly cos when I made my own site, I didn’t want my ‘rep’ following me there. I’d never get anywhere if everyone knew what we were like back then would I? LOL

Thought “Smiley :)” was nice and friendly and more approachable…

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WOW , GOSH , Yes The Texts !!!

I Texted fastcars yesterday telling him about the email , he said he knows nothing of this ” Jack Smith ” But its strange how the gay guy mentioned both fastcars & Pats in the email innit !!!,

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Fastcars Advertised my picture on a gay site & subsequently passed on my email address to a gay guy ” Jack Smith ” who was showing interest in my so called add , It appears they have not given up correspondence to each other yet , as I still get the occasional email from this gay guy with loads of abusive text as to what he wants to do…

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