Would it be rude to say who the f*ck are you? :? HeeHee :D

What ever happened to Volksie?.. And, it weren’t the music that did it, it was me.. :lol:

@ROBBO wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

I don’t mean to offend any Scottish users on this board..But why do the Scottish have so many inbreds?

I could name one from here…But i’m sure a large majority already know as that user stands out perfectly :wink: ….

Anyway…..Catch you all later :wink:

Your such a little…

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@Volksie wrote:

@ROBBO wrote:

I don’t mean to offend any Scottish users on this board..But why do the Scottish have so many inbreds?

I could name one from here…But i’m sure a large majority already know as that user stands out perfectly :wink: ….

Anyway…..Catch you all later :wink:

Your such a little shyte

You’re a follower…

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@Volksie wrote:

Happy Birthday Chess xxx :D

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: You are encouraging him volksie and God knows he doesnt need it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY .I’M NOT 70 IM ERM ERM 29 :oops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :wink: :wink:

and Dawny pluty is telling the truth.There were witnesses :lol:…

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@Volksie wrote:

Anyone got series 2 downloaded/copied they can pass on to me?

Or where I can get it?

Anyone got it from Soulseek?

Shareaza or Limewire, Eps 1 to 10………………….but they are MPG or AVI files so can’t watch on DVD player, only on PC.

[but works fine………..allegedly :? :lol: ].

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I can play too 8)

:wink:

:lol:
I like the way you think and put your words across.
Very clever.

oh now…reverse psychology…nice touch :wink: 8)

Please keep firing more sh*t at me.
I need cheering up today.
I had to look in the mirror.
Now it is broken.

I dont need to fire sh*t at you…you know who you are…you know why you’re here…you just have to deal with it in your own way…who am I to judge eh!?

Im just lil ol beeks…without a care in the world 8)

I’m not that expensive, you’ll be suprised what business I get in from changing my location a lot :D

im surprised u get business at all darlin…the wonders of webcam :lol:

Your GOLD blue peter badge is on its way too you 8)
Well done :roll:
:lol:

u wanna try the real thing sometime…its a whole new experience…suppose ud have to pay for it…being a munter and all…but im sure ull find someone :wink: 8)

:mrgreen:

just cos ur obviously cybering marts @rse…doesnt mean he cant have friends u jealous b1tch :lol: :roll: 8)

@Volksie wrote:

:lol:
You still here? :roll:

Ill always be around to play with ur insecurities darlin :wink: 8)

Your such a c*ckend :lol:

@Volksie wrote:

£683.75 phone bill

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: u payin all the phone bills for ur street :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

OMG :shock:

I feel better about my ‘leccy bill now :)

£683.75 phone bill

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: u payin all the phone bills for ur street :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

@*Dawny* wrote:

like marmite wiv cheese :D

Got my vote :D

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

id eat some now but id b :-… if i did :(

@Volksie wrote:

I def get spitroasted by 2 sometimes more :wink:

:lol:

Oi! You not suppost to tell everyone that, that was our secret [-(

But don’t we just wish that theory was true :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A c*ck is posted on the boards and all the women come flocking :lol:

Tsk….we were only interested in the forehead question!! [-X O:)

:- 8-[

@Volksie wrote:

*coughs*

I thought my ears were burning [-( :wink:

When i get you into bed, your ears won’t be the only things that are burning! :-$

:-s Why you gonna give me an STD or summit :lol: :wink:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Robyn wrote:

@T’iz Me wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

*coughs*

I thought my ears were burning [-( :wink:

When i get you into bed, your ears won’t be the only things that are burning! :-$

:shock:

OMG, someone must have logged into my account and posted
that! :shock:

I knew it wasnt you…. :wink: the nerve of some…

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@Volksie wrote:

*coughs*

I thought my ears were burning [-( :wink:

When i get you into bed, your ears won’t be the only things that are burning! :-$

:shock:

F*CKING ESURE ONES!!!

you got my avatar off the other site :x :lol:

but Esure adverts suck :x

@Volksie wrote:

Make that 5 :? I voted for f*ck buddies :lol: And I don’t wanna see no video thanks [-X

Don’t lie, according to the E-Bay board staff, they’ve had to ban you, because you’ve sent twenty seven messages to them asking if they have it in stock!

and she keeps emailing me :roll:

Make that 5 :? I voted for f*ck buddies :lol: And I don’t wanna see no video thanks [-X

Don’t lie, according to the E-Bay board staff, they’ve had to ban you, because you’ve sent twenty seven messages to them asking if they have it in stock!

@Volksie wrote:

@superanubistype wrote:

Yeah i agree but theres something i like about the those RS8’s heres a pic os an S3 wearing S4’s

Nice huh 8)

Very nice indeedy 8)

Would you not go for another alloy altogether though super? :?

Na Volksie, I dont like alot of the modern rims i only like stock V.A.G. Rims and BBS…

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@superanubistype wrote:

Yeah i agree but theres something i like about the those RS8’s heres a pic os an S3 wearing S4’s

Nice huh 8)

Very nice indeedy 8)

Would you not go for another alloy altogether though super? :?

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@T’iz Me wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

:o =; I would never do such a thing about the amazing people of JC [-X

*gets ready for the pm for some good gossip and a b*tch* O:)

It’s a long one, it’ll be coming soon. (And the pm) PML.

8) :lol: But how f*cking rude :o I blame lucky for this filth [-X My poor lil’ eyes :lol:

It best be some…

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Thank f*ck someone else didn’t get it either…

I definitely missed it..

@geordiebird wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

I’d love to be a lightweight 8) It’s so much cheaper :( :lol:

you gotta get the blokes to buy volks

1. Men are tight
2. Men never buy without expecting in return
so 3. I’d rather buy my own instead of having some guy watch me like prey for the rest of the night

:lol: :wink:

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@Volksie wrote:

I’d love to be a lightweight 8) It’s so much cheaper :( :lol:

you gotta get the blokes to buy volks

1. Men are tight
2. Men never buy without expecting in return
so 3. I’d rather buy my own instead of having some guy watch me like prey for the rest of the night

:lol: :wink:

I’d love to be a lightweight 8) It’s so much cheaper :( :lol:

you gotta get the blokes to buy volks

I’d love to be a lightweight 8) It’s so much cheaper :( :lol:

ppppffftttttt @ u youngens!!! :lol: true tho hun…..I can go out on £20, get sh it faced and have dosh spare for food! :lol:

They get worse as you get older :lol:

god dont they just :roll:

They get worse as you get older :lol:

They bloody well do volks……it takes me near on a week to get over a hangover now!! *sighs* I hate bein such a lightweight :oops:

Getting a message from someone famous :mrgreen:

*walks in and curtseys at volks* :lol:

So are ya just gonna wet our whistle volks or are ya gonna tell us who this (in)famous person is? :D

@Grim Reaper wrote:

A real man dosent cry if he,s upset he goes down the pub…..

a REAL man cries

i agree

@Volksie wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol

*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:

Where is this…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol@volks…. tsk..!!! i knew u would bring c ocks into it lol

*smiles sweetly*
O:)
I’m a unique breed… What can I say? It’s a hard life trying to juggle these men and it’s even harder (literally) trying to get to the bar in a rammed pub, you just keep getting poked :lol:

Where is this pub………??? :twisted: :-

@Made up name wrote:

hello

That’s the best smiley I’ve ever seen 8) :lol:

Hi Made up name

oh…….you aint seen nothing yet :lol:

hi

Of course I will be good O:)

You have a good holiday hun :D Don’t forget to bring back my pressie :mrgreen: :wink:

*chokes*

LMAO@u bein good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

we r leavin round 4 this afternoon, we gonna stay over night in newcastle cos we flyin early in the mornin :lol:

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Matt sexy m*ther fookin Pritchard 8) He’s a beast and a half :P I’ve met him a number of times :wink:

Hes one of my welsh boys…not many good skaters in wales…so we all used to hang out together :lol:

Work :evil:

Whats the problem mate :D

:roll: Zzzzz :o

nearly 2000 posts?

nice to see your social calender is as full as ever :wink: :roll: :lol:

Well if I could toss them all off I would, I’m not goona lie :P :lol:

What…even number 9???? :shock:

Ewwww :P

To get f*cking mullered fri, sat and sun!!! :mrgreen:

To cum in my pants wen Brandon Boyd walks on stage :P 8) I’m gonna cry too I know it :cry:

awwwww blessssss :D

have a wonderful time chick i kno how much u been waitin for this :D

Yes :mrgreen: I’ve never been able to smile this much before… It hurts :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ooooo I’ve decided on my 2nd and 3rd now 8)

What you get done kentlass?

@Mart wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

:lol: Marty wishes he was as fit as Brandon Boyd… Marty does even come close :shock: OK he’s gonna shout at me now *runs* :mrgreen:

Please someone, if I look like that c*nt kill me now!!!! F*ck sake, I aint that bad! :roll:

cant oblige chick i dunno wot u look like :lol:

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… I’ve just copied and pasted… What are your thoughts?

crazy1 86:hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: whos dis???
crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: o really…. quite lyin! whos dis???
crazy1 86:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…
crazy1 86:i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met…

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Being at work :twisted:

well… I won’t even be able to work now…