WooHoo

Crash..

Nope – Never got to be in a Boy Band! Apparantly, i was TOO over qualified! :- So, i settled for sending The BackStreet Boys hatemail instead.

Are there still things you’ve yet to achieve?

@kent f OBE wrote:

well even though i don’t cook much the chippy doesn’t know my name but the guy in our local Subway knows exactly what my 13yr has! :lol:

What’s that? A Mum who can’t cook?.. HaHa.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don’t really feel the need to use charm when buying a bag of chips lol.. But Thankyou Gorgeous. :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

I wish peter would love me instead of wendy. That cow has it all.

Awww.. I’ll love you until Peter’s back! :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@will wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

im going to dish up dinner now …now that is garbage as i cant cook! night all unless im back then dont accept the night all :lol: can we call the thread load of ole spherical objects? :lol: 8) :lol:

poor mr kent i bet hes a reg at the chippy

The woman at my chippy now calls me by my first…

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Cute Smile.. Cute Face..

Did you end up with the qualities you were looking for in a partner? :lol:

Sir..

@SusieQ wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Unbelievable….i got a brain…..now i got a personality….. :D All i need now, is a decent, handsome, provocative, faithful………woman….now where can i find one of those….. :?: 8)

hmmm are women described as handsome ? Thought that was a term used for men :?

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@will wrote:

wonder how much tinky.. *cough* i mean the blonde woman got paid hehe :)

What? To have four kids.. Not sure, probably a pint of Lager And Black, a bag of chips, and then a quickie at the back of a bus shelter.. Don’t even think she knew his name. Anyway, back to the girl in the magazine.. :shock: :lol:

@will wrote:

my ears are burnin….

Something different with me.. Knew I shouldn’t have messed with a Cockney Gal.. :lol:

@tictax wrote:

got 10 in the bed so far lol

Enough about your private life please! :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

And, i’m not sure if you men feel the same, but when you’ve had a Good Night Out, you can’t wait to get home, and the lass drops em anywhere convinient to take a leak, it kinds of puts a spoiler on the night.

I never ever take a leak ( as you put it ) when out ! I hate public toilets and I always wait til I get home…

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@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Yip Susie. And all under the age of 24. What was I thinking? :lol:

We all know what you were thinking, that’s why you ended up with four.. :lol: :wink:

Can I just add in my defence that I was drunk on all 4 occasions and I think one time I was even asleep :lol:

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Popeye’s Biatch! :lol: Although.. Tinky would have put that a bit more nicely.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

If I could have 1 wish then I’d wish for my best friend never to have moved to the other side of the world !

Bigfoot is happy where he is.. Lives with The Hendersons now! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: cheeky sod . . I shall tell too . . she won’t be impressed !

:lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

noooooooo I don’t smoke unless im paraletic and when im paraletic i dont walk the streets :lol:

Well.. If ever I’m out clubbing in London, i’ll have to watch, as I will have kebabs lobbed at me, (And that sounds bad).. :lol: DON’T WORRY THOUGH.. I aint dissing you badly, you should see The Welsh Girls in action after a…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

If I could have 1 wish then I’d wish for my best friend never to have moved to the other side of the world !

Bigfoot is happy where he is.. Lives with The Hendersons now! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol:

That Laughing Icon means that you’ve done it.. HaHa.. :lol:

@will wrote:

i wish i were a tree.

well until sum daft dog wants a pi55. :lol:

Like a Common London gal, who’s walking home after a night out, kebab in one hand, fag in t’other, but still manages to drop them and have a pi ss.. :lol:

Doesn’t say much for the girls I’ve been with then..