WooHoo

Not Saying! [-(

But.. If you ever get a postcard from me saying that I’m being seduced by millions of sexy women on an island in the Tropical World, whilst counting out my millions, waiting for my Private Captain to come pick me up on my boat, to take me to one of my hundreds of penthouses, then.. :lol:

Same here Sugar.. One wish simply wouldn’t be enough! 8)

@will wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

im going to dish up dinner now …now that is garbage as i cant cook! night all unless im back then dont accept the night all :lol: can we call the thread load of ole spherical objects? :lol: 8) :lol:

poor mr kent i bet hes a reg at the chippy

I see him there all the time. The things he tells me about Mrs…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

no 3 tink

1. John Majors son used to buy his W a n k i n mags from me

2. Bruce Forsyth and his wife Wyll used to come to my Home, to swing with Mr Kent, and me

3. Daniella Westbrook used to buy coccaine from me

I reckon they’re ALL the truth! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

general exchange not foreign exchange you narna :lol: and your not a student

I didn’t know you had to be a student.. FFS, i’ll have to run to Heathrow to get my gran back.. :shock: She’s on her way to Zimbabwe.. FFS, i was looking forward to Anguina The 21 year old maid! Had so many plans. :(

@kent f OBE wrote:

i so dont want to read about men scratching themselves because i know they are going to want to post it here! :roll:

DON’T READ ABOUT IT THEN! *Scratches and sniffs* :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

tsk we got a thread like this in forum 3 bit …general exchange :)

General Exchange? Is that where Justchat users in england, exchange places with foreign people for a week..

Come and do me then! :wink:

And don’t worry about the description.. DO ME AGAIN, and then we’ll consider the description! :lol:

Is No-One going to Do Me?..

And then type a description.. :lol:

2 F.L

10 I T B

100 A E

2 F S E

@jen_jen wrote:

@tictax wrote:

ok who can work these out
64=n o s on a c b
3 t a l
6= p on a s t
3 b m
first to get all 4 gets a special prize

64 = number of squares on a chequer board
3 times a lady
6 = pockets on a snooker table
3 blind mice

wonders what the special prize is… :shock:

LOL – I’m prettier sure that after, (Probably weeks) of…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

Wondering which one of my OLD films i watch while having dinner… :)

Is it Hardcore? :shock:

Will. Is your sister single? 8) *Gels Hair*.. Aftershave..

:lol: You didn’t deny the rest though. :lol:

Shhhh.. You may blow my cover.

And as for you. My Crystal Ball shows me that you will go blind if you don’t stop doing whatever it is you are doing. I am not sure myself what this is, but i feel that as you do it, you call out the names Will.. Noel Edmunds, and Inspector Gadget. I also would like to say that whatever this is, the cat would…[Read more]

@tictax wrote:

ok what will happen to me next week

You sound like an actor in a soap?

The crystal ball shows..

I feel you’re testing me to see if I am genuine or not. Well, let me tell you. You will go to walk towards the kitchen, when there will be a knock on the door. It will be a female. She will claim that her car broke down. She will…[Read more]

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Yip Susie. And all under the age of 24. What was I thinking? :lol:

We all know what you were thinking, that’s why you ended up with four.. :lol: :wink:

Can I just add in my defence that I was drunk on all 4 occasions and I think one time I was even asleep :lol:

That’s a Headline for Take…[Read more]

That’s what I’ve tried to say.. I mean, people go on about the Government, but it must be hard, at the end of the day, put me in charge, and under pressure, and surely I’m going to make mistakes.. Wrong decisions. We can’t all go through life doing things smoothly, and pleasing everyone who crosses our paths! Some people even try and debate,…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Who comes up with these, i mean, they should be granted an Intelligence award! :lol:

No.. Number three.. And yours’ is Noumber 1??