Me – I can’t have a sandwich without butter! Despite what goes in it.

butter or spread?

I was born in October 1940.

Has sold approx 250 million records worldwide!

My first ‘Real Name’ is Harry!

Not ALL people will know who I am, but I know that SOME PEOPLE will..

that was way too easy…………no clues

Coach Full of Irish men – on a Mystery Tour had a bet on to see who could correctly guess where they were going. The driver won sixty eight pounds.. :lol:

Its wasnt just men on that bus, and now im up sixty eight pounds.
NOTE TO SELF: convert back into euro’s.

I never go by my own Star-Sign anyway. I just look for the one with the best description for that day, and go with it. :lol:

This made me laugh… a good strategy I must try it :D

I uploaded a very similar one to Facebook, but it was in colour! :lol:

Sharing is caring! what are you waiting for Woohoo? :D

Just because I have naked photographs of men, and dance about to Right said freds music, it doessn’t mean I’m gay.. :lol:

just means ur happy hun 20 yrs ago most of us danced to right said fred lol

Come On, you knew I’d reply with something like that.. :lol:

What are you suggesting young man! I’m an extremely naive shy person :lol:

Well,..

I just came back from Africa, and as you know, food there is scarce, and it’s a valuable source.. That’s why I bagged myself two full nights with one blokes missus for a Kit-Kat. :lol:

:lol:

2 fingers or 4? :lol:

Cheeky shake hands with er.. :lol:

Which one ? I had the hots for Ester Rantzen when i was a kid :oops: :lol:

LOL – Think i’m quacking up.. :lol:

You think. . . we know :)

I see – You lent him to Eddie.. :lol:

You’ve been Peking again lol :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@pepsi wrote:

“Experts say an Earth-like planet that they have discovered has the conditions needed for life to exist.

It is unlike any of the nearly 500 other planets astronomers have found outside our solar system.

The planet is said to be neither too far from its star nor too close, and it could contain liquid…

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I just invite mine along to watch.. Then when they go back home, I can hear him.. ‘Brace yourself Mildred, it’s that time of year again.’ .. :lol:

You live next door to George and Mildred Roper? lol

@Melody wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

@RickyGervaisFan wrote:

As a 22 yr old guy Ive recently found myself more and more attracted to women older than I.

I’m talkin about much older like women in their 40’s & 50’s.

Is this normal? Does anyone else feel the same way?

Seems you’ve stumbled across the right place lol :lol:

How very roooooood!…

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@Cherriepie wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

Without sounding rude …

You may subconsciously have a psychological and emotional craving for a mothers or Grandmothers affection or attention…. Maybe?

:|

That’s why I asked what his relationship was like with his mum when he was younger.

hmm and no reply from him yet…..…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Cherriepie wrote:

Without sounding rude …

You may subconsciously have a psychological and emotional craving for a mothers or Grandmothers affection or attention…. Maybe?

:|

That’s why I asked what his relationship was like with his mum when he was younger.

hmm and no reply from him yet….. :?

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@Cherriepie wrote:

Without sounding rude …

You may subconsciously have a psychological and emotional craving for a mothers or Grandmothers affection or attention…. Maybe?

:|

That’s why I asked what his relationship was like with his mum when he was younger.

hmm and no reply from him yet….. :?

Reciting my prayers – I love this new church hobby thing, makes you realise things. Not only that, but if you believe in God, you get miracles and that.

Do you now – care to elaborate on the “miracles & that” ? :lol:

Does anyone else get a massive headache after being on a mobile for a long time? :?

Me Woo…I can actually feel my brain sizzling!

And I can’t wait to see how the baby will look, for she is definately the one!! xx

Then tell her….what are you waiting for? :D

@WooHoo wrote:

What am i doing? .. Thinking of how she doesn’t know how she really does make me feel!!

Tell her then!! We aint mind readers :lol:

HaHa!! :lol: But, you should be.. x

What am i doing? .. Thinking of how she doesn’t know how she really does make me feel!!

Tell her then!! We aint mind readers :lol:

PML.. I had no choice, but i have a great idea, we’ll have a re-match, dofferent subject, different thread, and the loser has to follow Suzie around for a week, posting after her, saying: ‘Suzie, i love you, i need you, i want you’ .. Lmaoooo.. :lol:

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We have to really, don’t we, not enough space to cover it.. :lol:

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:wink: :lol:

DAMN – You’ve got me stumped here.. :lol: And, i so didn;t want to lose this.. :lol:

Owzat like ? lol

That’s a bit Roofless.. :lol:

eeeeh are them two attic again ? hehe :oops:

And there’s me trying to take some – HaHaHa.. (For Velvs benefit).. :lol:

scrolls back looking for photo request… nah can’t find it.

keep with your car pics…… keeps the women intrigued ( or so im told) and you don’t want to go scaring the natives

NO – LOL – Actually, doesn’t sound too good, does it?.. lol :lol:

[-(

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Going to Tesco for some lemonade. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hro4AdTYiTA :lol:

:lol: Now where’s the Pimms ad to go with it? :wink:

Jeez – I’ve given you The Lemonade Ad, but you still want more.. :lol:

Not again – you’re the seventeenth person who has asked since I posted that!! :lol:

make it 18 :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Someone s e x y, cute gorgeous, and irresistable!

OMG you’ve seen my pic then woohoo ?????? :lol:

Sorry – I was looking in the mirror at the time .. :lol:

Probably according to a lot of people who don’t know me that well, i’m 55 I’m riddled with std’s, i have no teeth, no hair, i’m 45 stone, and my idea of a fashionable shirt, is my tea – stained stringed vest!! :lol:

WOW whats ya number :lol:

Yes – I do still have that sense of humour, because I find your face hilarious! :D

So the clown makeover was well worth the money then :D

@SusieQ wrote:

thinking some people are delusional :wink:

IT’S A FU C KING JOKE YOU TW AT! FFS SICK AND F UC KING TIRED OF YOU CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING ME WITH YOUR PATHETIC COMMENTS – AND YOUR CHILDISHNESS.. FFS YOU CAN’T EVEN JOKE ON THESE BOARDS WITHOUT SAD B@STARDS LIKE YOU THERE IN YOUR F U CKING FACE!!!!! :D

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Voices invading your mind again Suzie Wuzie?.. HaHa..

Just had an e-mail, saying ‘Go Google Yourself’ is that a polite way of saying ‘Go F**K Yourself’ ?.. lol.. :lol:

me thinks so !!

the voices never leave . . .

Tell us whether it’s a saying, or television programme!! Pweasseee…

tis a saying :lol: and quite relevant again to some of the posts on here :lol:

Bloo dy hell Suze, give us a clue!! :lol:

Is that a guess woohoo . . cos if so you’d be 3 steps off of being hung :lol:

Roo.. (Something they played in the war).. Bunker-roo :lol:

hmmmmm :?

Australia

You lot do it too – And don’t pretend you don’t.. I’m just honest about it.. Maybe a little too honest lol..

ARRRRRGGGHHHH i’m turning into my dad..

Your dad told you he tries to picture peeps naked too!!! Shheeesh@convo between father and son :lol:

The men in white coats reached for me..

they didn’t do a very good job though did they . . you’re still here :lol:

Don’t all rush lol..

you ever read the story of the tortoise and the hare :lol:

my stories would take forever to modify to bypass the filters here :wink: :lol:

I just grabbed the man from next door, we put on our best suits (asda £19.99) and went to our local bus stops to sing this.

In total, we had three tomatoes thrown at us, a cabbage – one swede, two potatoes – A tennis ball – Can of Stella (Empty might I just add) – and to top it all off, the police came and moved us on.

Anymore…

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Happy now that everything has been put on file!! :)

pssst woohoo dont file that pic I sent u of gazlan in his pink thongs, wasn’t supposed to show anyone else :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sh it, when I say ‘things’ i mean people, i’m making myself out to be a deviant.. :lol:

Thats called shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted :lol:

The Careless Whisper singer was caught on CCTV mounting the kerb

I’ve tried mounting some things in my time – but never a kerb!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

So – what mood are you in right at this very moment then Sarah?

Right now woo who knows. :? Ain’t roared at you yet so must be a good sign. :lol:

@tweety wrote:

Me thinks this is a wind up. :)

Really?.. :lol:

No way! :lol:

What makes me laugh is the fact that Jesus won’t show himself to his believers, people in church, praying, why doesn’t he repay their faith and belief by manifesting right before them? He’s a bit of a joker me thinks.

Woo may be they don’t really believe :)

@WooHoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

Going to be hard for those men out on their first date..

‘By The Way, Could You Tell Me Which Part Of The…

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@WooHoo wrote:

Damn – I’ve a few million in my suit-case, all in £20 notes.. Busy day at the bank for me on Monday then!

Glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :wink:

Whatever! :D