@WooHoo wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

Alright PB…still here I see :D

He received his Telegram from the Queen just last week! :lol:

Yeah – she told me to wait for 37 more years and to stop being so bloody impatient !!!!!

lol – I’m just waiting for my “Pardon”.. :lol: ..

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@Beeker wrote:

Thought id come say hello…can’t believe my profile is still active haha…I see there is still a few oldies about :wink:

Oi Beeker …. less of the “oldies” if you don’t mind !!! I’m still about but i’m not THAT old ffs !!!

*coughs* :lol: :lol:

Thought id come say hello…can’t believe my profile is still active haha…I see there is still a few oldies about :wink:

Oi Beeker …. less of the “oldies” if you don’t mind !!! I’m still about but i’m not THAT old ffs !!!

@Beeker wrote:

Its always hot when im about 8)

fook u dunt get any prettier wif age. 8)

and you dont get any funnier…so its win win :wink:

@Beeker wrote:

Its always hot when im about 8)

fook u dunt get any prettier wif age. 8)

LMFAO!!!!

Its always hot when im about 8)

fook u dunt get any prettier wif age. 8)

b0ll0cks…If you hate the munichs you dont hate the mancs…its a contradiction in terms…United fans are from London

I live in manc…and Im City till I die

we dont hate you…we dont hate anyone apart from the munichs

I was cheering you on in the champions league final…only cos I knew if you won you would rub it in the…

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@Beeker wrote:

Just passing through and I thought id stick my nose in ;-)

Twas my birthday yesterday so im suitably hungover…just had a full breakfast so im waiting to see if it will kill or cure…hope you are all fit and healthy…

take care
russ 8)

belated birthday greetings Beeks long time…. my birthday this Sat……

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Just passing through and I thought id stick my nose in ;-)

Twas my birthday yesterday so im suitably hungover…just had a full breakfast so im waiting to see if it will kill or cure…hope you are all fit and healthy…

take care
russ 8)

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dirty munichs won f@ck all as usual…why cant these has beens realise that there time is up 8)

better to be a has been then a never will be hey ;)

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

What is thier purpose here??

ForumHosts NM, CL, GM.

No-one ever sees them ever :roll:

( you may not see us….. but we see you )

more to the point…who the f@ck are you?! :? 8)

Thats not very nice now is it Beeker? PATS will you please take Mr Beeker to ya cupboard so he can put my scabby Y-fronts on his…[Read more]

who’s on the dole?

seems like a good majority of you have more internet time than is healthy…so you are either all lottery winners on your laptop in monte carlo or your sitting in ur bedsit waiting for your govchecks :wink:

but if not…what do you all do for a living? 8)

Well……………….. what do YOU do? :wink:

cliques? :wink:

never been in one before…what do they do these cliques…do they gang up on the weedier JC members and psycologically bully them into submission…if so where do I sign up?

I’ve got a good line in obnoxious insults and one line put downs so who wants me 8)

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she didn’t get away…she was never there in the first place 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

you best shut the f up now or i’m gonna come find you

u will find him either on a bus insulting brown passengers.or causing a fight in the dole office. :wink:

No f00king way :shock: :shock: :shock: ???????? tant is it :roll:

nah sunny it aint.

@Beeker wrote:

you best shut the f up now or i’m gonna come find you

u will find him either on a bus insulting brown passengers.or causing a fight in the dole office. :wink:

No f00king way :shock: :shock: :shock: ???????? tant is it :roll:

:roll:

she didn’t get away…she was never there in the first place 8)

i dont like u beeker.an i think gypo has lousy taste in men……….but ur right….ugo was seriously deluded if he thought for one second gypo gave a flyin fook. all hail L e bop !!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

always been known to flit from one mad idea to another…must be the gemini in me…but this one has to be the daftest…

just written a stand up comedy set and i’m gonna go do amateur night at the comedy store in manchester the first sunday of october…with a view to eventually doing it as a career…

just wondered if anyone has…

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were bullied at school…

way way back when i was in secondary school there was a lad several years below me who had something wrong with his legs called phil…

Have never heard of a disease called Phil before!!!

Must be a Welsh thing!! 8)

(Aren’t the Welsh all inbred or summit?!)

@Beeker wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

@PATS wrote:

:D i’m all for a bit of lust………………(not wif beeker tho) :shock: [-(

Why ever not pongo, he is the best i’ve ever tasted! :wink:

:-… :-… :-… :-…

pats when you look like yourself you need to grab what you can get luv…I mean come on…isn’t that why you are…

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I’m sorry…I cannot compete with the great quiffed one…but i’ll give him a run for his money 8)

It’s not a common ‘quiff’, its coiffured i’ll have you know young man! 8)

you can just call me god…

russ just doesn’t have the same ring to it :wink: 8)

:roll:

@Beeker wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

I dont do sloppy seconds Mr B! 8)

ok…firsts…so long as I can watch myself in the mirror 8)

Aaah, you’re using the mirror trick I taught you! :wink:

8) nothing you can teach me gypster :wink: :P

@Gyps wrote:

I dont do sloppy seconds Mr B! 8)

ok…firsts…so long as I can watch myself in the mirror 8)

Aaah, you’re using the mirror trick I taught you! :wink:

Ive just clicked that kangawhatever is marty…DOH! :lol:

lol for f*ck sake! Gettin’ a bit slow in ya old age matey :roll: :lol:

Im gonna get mashed…it is my birthday weekend after all… 8)

Happy Birthday Beeks when it comes…. loads of May birthdays eh…. im the 26th lol x

@Beeker wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

Im gonna get mashed…it is my birthday weekend after all… 8)

Oh yeah, he’s 43 on Monday.

Makes note to self, post card tomorrow!!! 8)

43!?!

you cheeky b1tch…knock ten years off!!

and anyway…some girl in work said I looked 25 yesterday :D

Oh ffs Beeks, how much had you paid her to…

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@Beeker wrote:

heres another one…dial 2580 on your phone…follow the prompts… and hold it to a speaker when you are out in a bar or club and it will text you the tune…no matter how obscure 8)

How the hell did you find that out??!! :shock:

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@Gyps wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

Im gonna get mashed…it is my birthday weekend after all… 8)

Oh yeah, he’s 43 on Monday.

Makes note to self, post card tomorrow!!! 8)

43!?!

you cheeky b1tch…knock ten years off!!

and anyway…some girl in work said I looked 25 yesterday :D

Oh ffs Beeks, how much had you paid her to say that!! :wink:

@Beeker wrote:

Im gonna get mashed…it is my birthday weekend after all… 8)

Oh yeah, he’s 43 on Monday.

Makes note to self, post card tomorrow!!! 8)

43!?!

you cheeky b1tch…knock ten years off!!

and anyway…some girl in work said I looked 25 yesterday :D

heres another one…dial 2580 on your phone…follow the prompts… and hold it to a speaker when you are out in a bar or club and it will text you the tune…no matter how obscure 8)

How the hell did you find that out??!! :shock:

Im gonna get mashed…it is my birthday weekend after all… 8)

Oh yeah, he’s 43 on Monday.

Makes note to self, post card tomorrow!!! 8)

loads of peeps ive never seen before…are they all of the sad b@stard chat rooms? where people with no life congregate 8)

oh my arent we a grumpy little bear!! everyone was new once, even you with the name of a little yellow faced muppet!!!

loads of peeps ive never seen before…are they all of the sad b@stard chat rooms? where people with no life congregate 8)

Dam, did it again (getting tired of this double posting grrrrr)

@Beeker wrote:

Simple as…

muppet

thats my persuasion…dont wear it out 8)

Simple as…

muppet

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Gawd! You’re an old c*nt! I didnt think you were that old.

Happy birthday for then anyway. 8)

and guess who isn’t far behind him :wink:

lol f*ck you! He is 6 years older than me! I’ll start worrying when I hit 30 :D

I hated my 30th birthday…didn’t tell any of my…

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@Catz wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

violin.

Me too, oh and the recorder :roll:

why hello stranger :D

Hi! :D

@TADpole wrote:

violin.

really!? Impressive! :D

Yes really, lol im not just a stupid cow :lol:

8 out of 10?

what a crock of sh1t…f0cking BNP party are a running joke…who gets these supposed figures…I think its more likely to be 8 out of 10 white people in Burnley :roll: :lol: 8)

The fascist labour party.

@Beeker wrote:

8 out of 10?

what a crock of sh1t…f0cking BNP party are a running joke…who gets these supposed figures…I think its more likely to be 8 out of 10 white people in Burnley :roll: :lol: 8)

oi BEEKER im in RISHTON but I have an address in Burnley to vote from :lol: does that make me a coooont :?: :?: :?:

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@Beeker wrote:

I know alot of you are covert JC shaggers…just wanted to know who has shagged who on JC?

I know im blunt but hey 8)

#

:shock: [-X bit nosey ain’t ya mrs bucket :lol:

you be wanting to know positions next :lol:

“waits for beeker to say who he has jumped on JC * :lol:

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8 out of 10?

what a crock of sh1t…f0cking BNP party are a running joke…who gets these supposed figures…I think its more likely to be 8 out of 10 white people in Burnley :roll: :lol: 8)

oi BEEKER im in RISHTON but I have an address in Burnley to vote from :lol: does that make me a coooont :?: :?: :?:

I know alot of you are covert JC shaggers…just wanted to know who has shagged who on JC?

I know im blunt but hey 8)

ffs Beeker you must know all about me by now ffs I drink pints of milk from within you pmsl
nosey foooker arnt ya ive had
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hmmm !!! :lol:

1) Faithless – How can a band release a greatest hits album when they havn’t had any…Clueless more like!

:lol: :lol: I like Faithless but I gotta admit. That did mek me laff… :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

” do one ” is supposed to be some sort of a chav insult or roughly translated into english: “go away”.

and what meet?

Do one isn’t fookin chav is it!!

chav is a fookin southern word…one which particularly grates me…we call them “scallies” up here…and our scallies would kick the sh1t out of your chavs…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

” do one ” is supposed to be some sort of a chav insult or roughly translated into english: “go away”.

and what meet?

Do one isn’t fookin chav is it!!

chav is a fookin southern word…one which particularly grates me…we call them “scallies” up here…and our scallies would kick the sh1t out of your chavs…

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@Beeker wrote:

Why would I want to give up smoking?! :roll:

we all need a few vices 8)

I dont smoke, can you guess my vices…? 8)

erm…lets see…me? 8)

@Beeker wrote:

you may not be a lady…but you’re all woman :wink: 8)

how can you be so sure :lol:

I had no idea you were a bankok chick-boy blue?! :o :wink: 8)

Johnny Cash live at San Quentin 8)

love that 8) had to swipe it from my son..his newest idol after watching Walk the line :roll: now he wants a guitar..

I’m listening to American rejects on VH1